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lil_miz_naughty_0204
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Quote by KitKat
Oooohhh, thank goodness you came in when you did Marmalaid!
Thought I was going to BURST trying to resist the temptation. :happy:
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Tee Hee :twisted:
Hey you grumpy in the corner fancy getting me a coffee
Ah, Mrs FC. you for coffee?
lhk
Kat
I'll have tea of yer makin a cuppa
Quote by lilacgem
WTF confused: please elaborate


Look there gem x
Thanks miz I'd not heard of that one but :? it doesn't rock my boat :shock:
Doesnt float my boat either sweetie. :?
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Quote by lilacgem
I've a couple of fantasies that I haven't forfilled yet & so they remain fantasies :P I've had a few forfilled too :twisted:
We are currently working on a list, not of fantasies, but the adrenalin comes in sometimes :P
1. On top of the washer... while it's running. Done(the tumble dryer too)
2. On a soft rug in front of a fireplace. Done
3. On a secluded island beach.
4. In the backyard under the stars. Done
5. In the woods after it rains.
6. On a motorcycle.
7. In a public restroom. Done
8. In a plane restroom.
9. In a movie theater. Done
10. On a train in the middle of the night.
11. In bed with silk or satin sheets. Done
12. In bed with rose petals all over. Done
13. On the beach at night. Done
14. In your lover's childhood room while their parents are home. xDone
15. Outside in the rain. Done
16. In a hot tub. Done
17. On a yacht during a full moon.
18. Under a rainbow. :twisted: I wish
19. On a trampoline.
20. On top of a hill. Done
21. In the middle of nowhere. Done
22. In the car during heavy traffic. Done this but only oral sex
23. In the car on the side of a deserted road. Done
24. In a hotel. Done
25. In a state park. Done
26. On a waterbed. done
27. In a barn full of hay.
28. In a field full of wildflowers. Done
29. On a rooftop.
30. In an open field at night. Done
31. By a waterfall with the water misting all around you.
32. Under a waterfall.
33. In your partner's bed. Done
34. In the garage.
35. On a jungle gym at night.
36. Outside during sunset.
37. In the car going through an automated car wash. Oral sex again
38. On your patio, balcony, or deck on a starry night. Done
39. In the mountains. They were more hills than mountains
40. On an abandoned air field.
41. Under the full moon in wet grass.
42. On a porch swing.
43. In the living room during the day with the windows wide open. Done
44. On a blanket beside a lake. Is a loch the same as a lake?
45. In an elevator. Oral sex again
46. On the bathroom floor. Done
47. In your partner's parents room. xDone
48. In a sauna.
49. In a very big bed. Done
50. On the top bunk of a bunk bed. Done(rather dodgy)
51. In a tent. Done
52. At your office.
53. On your office desk.
54. On a boat deck with the waves gently rocking you.
55. In a tree house.
56. In a department store restroom.
57. In the restroom at a restaurant. Oral sex
58. In a hot air balloon.
59. In a room filled with lit candles. Done
60. In a bathtub. Done(difficult if its a wee bath)
61. In the shower. Done
62. In a cave.
63. In a canoe on a river.
64. On a baseball diamond at night.
65. In a swimming pool. Done
66. Next to a Christmas tree. Done
67. At the bottom of the Beauty Spot
68. On a deserted island.
69. In a beach house with a light breeze gusting outside.
70. Off a beaten trail in the woods. Done(that was a good one)
71. In every room of your house. Done
72. On a chair. Done73. On an air mattress.
74. On your kitchen table. Done (we havent got that table anymore)
75. In a screened in porch in the middle of a thunderstorm.
76. On a hotel balcony, covered with a fuzzy blanket.
77. In a sleeping bag under the stars.
78. On a paddle boat on a lake. Oral sex yet again
79. In the bed of a truck on a hot summer night.
80. In the ocean... ride the waves.
81. In a room filled with balloons.
82. In front of a video camera. Done :twisted:
83. In an abandoned barn on the hay wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
84. On an old sheet with chocolate body frosting. Not an old sheet, no
85. On a bed surrounded by pillows.
86. At a bed and breakfast. Done
87. On your hotel balcony.
88. In an old barn.
89. On an amusement park ride... tunnel of love, in the dark?
90. In the back of a limo.
91. Next to a campfire.
92. On a golf course.
93. In the car at a drive-in movie.
94. On really plush carpet.
95. In your house during a thunderstorm, with a window open and rain misting in.
96. On a picnic table.
97. In a hammock.
98. On horseback.
99. While scuba-diving.
100. On a ferris wheel when you're stuck at the top.
101. At a rest area.
102. In a corn field.
I go fishing with Mr Naughty on a regular basis when its the fishing season. It's great because it's the only time he will shut up biggrin . So I get peace and quiet to read a nice book
Quote by awol
ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful,
gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves
life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both
dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

biggrin I am a luverly person eh
Quote by manofmuchfun
Someone's going down like a lead balloon doo dah doo dah

Very fast miz Naughty..........I'd just hang my coat up an piss off if I was him !
I wouldnt even bother with the coat, if I as him id be getting out of here faster than you could say lead balloon!!!!
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
I think ive answered everythin but if I havent then let me know wink

Does Mothercare close early on a Tuesday?
No I dont believe it is but anyway they wouldnt let old timers who are past it like yourself in anyway, lol smile
:beer: right, here goes
:jagsatwork: for your information he isnt really an old timer and past it. He is just a bit more mature than you and I so shut that fulthy mouh of yours. You didnt have to be so nasty, he was only asking a question. smackbottom :smackbottomsadand that isnt a kinky spank, thats a I want to kick yer ass spank) :kick:
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