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7 Mar 2005

I dunno if you get these in England but up here most of the Indian takeaways have started doing this thing called a Munch Box which is filled wth donner meat, chips, chicken pakora, veggie pakora, mushroom pakora, salad, chicken drumstick thingys and a free can of juice.

7 Mar 2005

I think I'll pop into the cobblers in town and see if they are repairable.

7 Mar 2005

We've played strip pontoon cause I didnt have a clue how to play poker redface

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I think it was pontoon anyway, you got two cards and whoever lost with the lowest had to take something off

7 Mar 2005

Quote by edinbughchris
1. How long does it take to put your white boots on
2. How long does it take to take them off again
3. Do you always take them off?

Err well it takes about 10 secs to get each one on coz they have a secret zip bit keep the quiet k lol

lol

About 10 secs to get them off again
Dont wear them anymoer cause the heel is snapped on one of them.
Dont know if a cobbler can fix that. (is that what they're called?)

7 Mar 2005

Aerosmith - Dont wanna miss a thing
Bryan Adams - Everything I do
Enrique Eglasias - Hero
Savage Garden - Two Beds and a Coffee Machine
Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply
Toni Braxton - Unbreak my Heart
Hoobastank - The Reason
Patty Griffin - Goodbye (I think it was her that sang this one)
Eva Cassidy - Autumn Leaves

7 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
lil_miz
Are you really naughty?
How naughty is that?
Bet you're not as naughty as me?
Woooooooohoooooooo I lurrrrrve this! Someone ask me a question :twisted: :bounce: :bounce:

Very Naughty
Shall I show you?
Thats not a question biggrin

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7 Mar 2005

Terrible

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rolleyes

7 Mar 2005

Yeah its true men can get done for indecent exposure. Mr Naughty narrowly escaped it once when the police caught him having a wee against a tree. But thankfully they just brought him home(absolutely rubbered) and warned him off

7 Mar 2005

I go to bed with Real Radio most nights, only cause I normally wake up in the middle of the night and listen to the Real Wind ups. confused

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7 Mar 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
welcome to the looney bin alleyson............... :D :D :D
if i was you i would turn around and leave now.... way too addictive...
i only came in looking for directions........
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
how many more padded cells do we all have left... :)

rotflmao

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7 Mar 2005

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7 Mar 2005

1. How often do you think about sex?
2. What triggers a sexual thought?
3. What does your sexual thought consist of, straight sex, a simple kiss...?
1. More than men I think :twisted:
2. Alomost everything :twisted:
3. Anything sexual :twisted:

7 Mar 2005

Quote by tandn
Been shopping in our local Asda with nothing underneath my coat for a dare by Mr Sussex2 (Kept the coat done up though). Did feel strange, and was careful how I bent over. As I walked pass the guys kept thinking if only you know what I had on under my coat (or more didnâ€™t have on). Would of been interesting if the security guy on the door asked if he could do a body search.
Challenged Mr Sussex2 to do the same, but he said it would not look right a bloke showing bear legs under a coat in the winter
Sussex2

the answered to this is 2 get a pair of trousers and cut them of at top and put elastic in each leg so it looks if you have trousers on biggrin

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any1 ever done a top tips thread, could be a top thread
Well why dont you start one??? Do a search first to see if its been done before and if not start one smile

smile

7 Mar 2005

wave

Alleyson
:welcome:
Hope you have a hump

hump

good time
Vicky xx

7 Mar 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Old is when you get that warm feeling in your heart while reminising, then realise it's your left tit hanging in your soup.

Well, if your left tit was hanging in the soup, I bet you felt a right tit.
Mike. rolleyes

rolleyes

rotflmao

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7 Mar 2005

confused

Should this not be in the other forum???? dunno

dunno

7 Mar 2005

Over a Rainbow - Eva Cassidy
Fields of Gold - Eva Cassidy
Baby Can I Hold You - Tracy Chapman
Calling - Wherever You Will Go
Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Celine Dion and Andrea Bocelli - The Prayer
Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson - Beauty and the Beast
Christina Aguilera - I Turn To You
Dido - White Flag
Evanescence - My Immortal
Faith Hill - There You'll Be

6 Mar 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Whats yer telephone number :twisted:

ust kidding btw

6 Mar 2005

Whats yer telephone number :twisted:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by ant140
Seasons in the sun... :cry: :cry: :cry:

oh this song has my pouring me eyes out, aswell as:
Amazed - Lonestar
Everybody hurts - REM
Nothing Compares - Sinead O'connor
Where do broken hearts go - Whitney Houston
Total Eclipse - Bonny Tyler
There are so many I cant think off so I'll keep adding
I'm away to sob my eyes out and get my sad songs CD on :cry: :cry:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by little gem
dairylea in your tea! Ewwww :shock:
Now that is just perversion!

:shock: dunkables are biscuits confused

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or anything else yuo have that I can dunk in it :shock:

4 Mar 2005

Does anybody have any dunkables :P

4 Mar 2005

And counting every second hump

hump

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
:twisted: She clearly deserves it

Why thank you! biggrin

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I'll make sure your needs are fulfilled too. The Laird will be only too happy to tend to us both. :bounce:
Fee
XX
i'll hold you to that Miss Fee :twisted: :P :twisted:

4 Mar 2005

rotflmao

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4 Mar 2005

:twisted: She clearly deserves it

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oii LadyFeeBee
if you aren't tooooo busy how about a massage for your other half before the hordes arrive
My thighs are burning after another hard day at the office!!! :twisted:
the Laird
xx

You have it all wrong. It should be he verrry luverly Fee that should be lying down with all the guys round her fanning her and massaging her and fulfilling all her needs :twisted:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
Some chav jokes now...
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a big metal box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The defendant.
What have a slinky and a chav got in common?
Neither are of any practical use, but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
2 chavs in a car with no music, who's driving?
The police.

lol

:lol: :lol: fab

4 Mar 2005

mmm now that you mention it I could be doing with a nice bit of choccy the now!!
Where's the biscuit tin???

4 Mar 2005

Quote by blondeslave

CHAINS........ by..........???? Can't remember...... but its a lovely song............. it might be called "I'm in Chains"
Always makes me feel really really really horny......lol

I love this song but I cant remeber either who sang it. confused

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