sorry am I late, was away buffing my flange
so who is who then??? :twisted: :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote by 0lam_69er
either you are aware of this and are deliberately trying to goad me, or you do not know this and so must not have read the RULES before signing up. either way my patience is sorely tried and it wont take much more before i deactivate your account.
please bear this in mind before replying.
0mal_69er
ohhh I see, I am not allowed little pleasures like having my tuft scrubbled good and proper but you are allowed to mention goads...[flounces off to have he nibblets thribbled elsewhere}
Quote by 0lam_69er
After discussion we have decided that piss drinking as a type of watersports will in future be allowed in the "watersports" thread in lets meet up, and there only!
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er
are we allowed to talk about nibblet thribbling?
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:
8-) 
Quote by blooxxx
I've met the 3-legged dogger from Notlobbut I think your talk of a 3-legged haggis is just a ploy to keep your genitals on your avatar.
CHANGE it NOW...my finger is hovering:evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I have a picture of a 3-legged dogger from Notlob will this do as a new avatar? :twisted:
could also be my entry for the "hunt the genitals" (of a 3-legged dogger from Notlob ) game :twisted:
Quote by blooxxx
And genitals arent allowed in avatars even if they are covered. I suggest you change it NOW lil_mizz_numpty. :twisted:
That is not my genitals that is our pet sporran, which everyone knows is a distant relative of the 3-legged haggis of Bamff :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Mork
Just a quick reminder that no genitals can be shown in your avatar , except for Sarge obviously . This isnt my own personal opinion its site policy .
Where have Lil Miss' boots gone ? :shock:
:twisted: Mr Numpty has them on under his kilt :twisted: thats him in the pic :twisted:
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