First of all, we cannot stress enough this is about fun and enjoyment for us. We are the best of friends and this enhances our sex lives which we enjoy. We want to see the people we meet experience the same pleasure that we get this from this. We are respectful and 100% genuine.
If you like what you see then send us a face pic along with a message. Without it, we will just delete your message. This applies to everyone - single males, single females and couples. Please don’t ask us for private pics when we don’t even know you - what makes you think we’ll send them anyway? However, we’re pretty certain not many people can read this far and we will almost certainly get the obligatory dick pic with piss stained pants sitting underneath taken from the local toilets or pub!
We need to establish a connection with you to ensure things go well, so we will need to chat and at the least a video chat. Please don’t message thinking we will just fall into your pants the next day because you’ve come riding into town waving your knob about! Simon had to wait to get into Lisa’s knickers so why should anyone else be any different?
Please don’t big yourselves up or pretend to be something you’re not. We are after genuine people. As Simon jokes ‘he’s not just a stunner, he’s a very interesting man!’ This next bit applies to single guys - we’re not interested in the size of your dick or heavy cummers. It’s the motion of the ocean and not the size of the ship that’s important. For everyone - we have been married for 25 years, have the best relationship including sexually. So we’re not after some stud muffin, wannabe porn star screaming from the rafters or even remotely interested in cuckolding.
If we chat and we all to decide to meet up, we guarantee we’ll be there with bells on! We aren’t interested in time wasters/pic collectors or wankers in baths and are not looking to meet any bi-curious males.
To reiterate this for us is fun, so send us a pic, along with a message and we will all take it from there.