"Handsome, fit and intellegent 30 something male looking for a lady to adult-party and adventure with".......details below.....

It would be far to easy to fill this profile box with sleaze and the all to common "looking for a good time" and "no strings attached". But that seems a bit slack and cheesy and would not attract the kind of person I'm hoping to meet. So in an effort to introduce myself I shall tell you how I ended up here, writing this.

Essentially I'm decent, healthy 30 something chap that's recently come to realise I'm a BIT of a sexual deviant. In the nicest possible way -it's just dawned on me that I'm a bit more adventurous and liberated than even I expected and the primal sex driven part of me is , I must admit, really quite entertaining. I like it.

So I won't pretend I'm all experienced in this here field, but I do know that I enjoy sex and what I enjoy - I tend to be quite good at. Modesty fails in a sex profile,but I'm doing my best to write with some humility.

Not so long ago I had a couple of sexual experiences which awakened within me something primal and animalistic. I was hanging around with a girl who totally buttered my toast, and I'd fantasised about things I wanted to do to her, but being the gentleman I am , I managed to keep a lid on things. One night after an evening dancing and laughing we ended up back at hers all ready to crash out. Sharing a bed, a bit drunk, smiling and chuckling...one thing led to another and KABOOM! We were totally on one another's wave length, like we were dancing...

All hail the Sports Fuck.

What followed was a red hot night (and morning) of heated,passionate and brutal fucking. It was an all out session of sucking, slapping, yanking, hair pulling, spitting,name calling, screaming, sweating,thrusting, convulsing, heaving, breathless filthy sex. And it was AWESOME.

I emerged a new man, driven by lust and laughter with a healthy desire to further explore myself and others. I mean, how do other people do this? what do other women feel like when your throwing them around and talking dirty them? How do they react?

Now I can't have just got lucky, there must be...others. So I start snooping around the net and it doesn't take me too long to find this place and......you.

So that's how I ended up here.

And for the physical side of me :

Okay, I'm 31 with a brain between my ears and a sizeable cock between my legs. Running,swimming, gyming are a favoured past time of mine. i'm not a gym feak I just like to keep fit and clear my head.I rock a chest wig (a la Hasslehoff) but I trim it short as I do the rest of me.I'm in rather good shape and I've been accused of looking like a baywatch extra (flattery gets you everywhere).

I drink when I'm out, I smoke only if I'm very hammered indeed (smoking doesn't bother me ) I'm a big fan of taking recreational drugs and dancing til the stupid hours - feel free to accuse me of abusing my brain and body but I can do the Telegraph crossword and outrun

So I'm in the market for a female or perhaps a couple who are on my frequency that would be interested exploring the exciting world of sex and partying. (I'm guessing these clubs play music ? If things go strange we can always dance)

Ideally a good looking and confident lady of any age who can maintain a conversation and has healthy interest in sex and having fun. No experience in the club/party scene required, although guidance would be very much appreciated. However I am quite into the idea of giggling like a school kid with someone in the same boat.

Do you exist? Perhaps it's you?

If so I'd love to catch up for a drink somewhere to have a chat and see if we are singing from the same page. I look forward to hearing from you....

Thanks for reading.