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londonsnglmale
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Greater London

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people coming on here thinking, oh this will be a place to get laid. smile
But they are so wrong lol
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sounds like a great start.
I came into work today to find the stuff people were meant to do for me so i can actually do something is being delayed till 3.
Which is shit.
But then means i can just do sweet FA. smile
But all the same umlucky dam, hope the day and week turns out better.
Q - So why dd you get annoyed when the lapdancer pissed on you?
A - So you think thats what i meant
Q - So, the reason you stole a car with your brother was because?
A - i said i would do, she just didnt believe me.
I saw, something to the effect of:
"This public place will not refund loses incured on this machine"
This poster was on a fruit machine no less. Couldnt believe what i was reading.
Oh and i hate the word Gobby. Such a horrible word.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Normally i use that line when people say are you coming,,,,,
(Hmm people quicker than me at typing, but that was to Happy Cats comment
is this for real, seems abit of a spoof, esp when the doctor says i try and felatio every other night.
Either way, cool, they say semens good for the skin too.........
And i remeber reading in the New Scientist last year that women who have unprotected sex are generally happier because of the semen inside them than women who have protective sex.
i read the forums and post here and there when i have to time at work, the main thing which almost stops me are the brilliant avatars.... but i have to turn off imagaes(i use opera whilst viewing SH) so people cant see and think this is a normal forum,.
Maybe we should a have a work version so that during work the banners and the left menu links are hidden so we can all view and post without having to worry.
Thankfully our network isnt monitored which is strange seeing as we're a big multinational but its good coz i can download the spooks i wont be ablet o watch in about and hour using bit torrent and 400Kb/s smile
it seems what people are lacking is the camera man, it must be difficult making the movie when you are camera man/woman and the main star.
So i am offering my services as a camera man, no charge for the time being biggrin, and you wont hear anything from me except maybe the odd friction sounds.......
starts handing out the double vodka red bull
Pushes past groove finder and grabs the last popcorn kernels
welljust think if napolean had his want and made the time metric then there would be less hours in the day.
No then that would be something.
welldone old chap
Hmm i should post some more rambling, need to get up there, why you ask, its a staus thing, can put it on my CV.
But all the same well done, 400 ge whizz
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Thats a very REVEALING story for your 100th post! lol

such cheese, you'd do well writing some of arnies lines, or James bonds for that matter
as for the avatar rest, i say only if you havea n equally good picture which will make people want to come back for more.
(Also nice innuendos some more subtle than others )smile
^^^^^^ i'm roy for that (keen ;))
But that white gunk doesn't sound good, infection??
but i think the doctor is the best thing. Does your ear hurt aand is there a lump on next top your ear, next to the hard flap bit. Man i dont know what its called, lets try some ascii art.
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G o-o
The bit between the G and the first eye o
Whats the difference?
Oh and inbox, is it always so empty :P
*hopes he hasnt unleashed a tidal wave*
Yeah its abiot of a shame, granted i didnt know them as well as others but its always a shame to see nice people leaving.
But in saying that, Callista, hope things go well chin up, and Alex good luck at uni.
you txted her last nigfht?
or you just texted?
Hope you get a reply, but a little keen i'd have to say. Should have help out till at least 11 :P