Q - So why dd you get annoyed when the lapdancer pissed on you?
A - So you think thats what i meant
Q - So, the reason you stole a car with your brother was because?
A - i said i would do, she just didnt believe me.
I saw, something to the effect of:
"This public place will not refund loses incured on this machine"
This poster was on a fruit machine no less. Couldnt believe what i was reading.
Oh and i hate the word Gobby. Such a horrible word.
Q - how comes you dont do the moon walk on your knees?
A - Yes i said two
yeah happy birthday.
have a good party
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Normally i use that line when people say are you coming,,,,,
(Hmm people quicker than me at typing, but that was to Happy Cats comment
is this for real, seems abit of a spoof, esp when the doctor says i try and felatio every other night.
Either way, cool, they say semens good for the skin too.........
And i remeber reading in the New Scientist last year that women who have unprotected sex are generally happier because of the semen inside them than women who have protective sex.
its all about bovril, so much nicer than marmite.
bit torrent all the way.
thats the best place to get things from
starts handing out the double vodka red bull
Pushes past groove finder and grabs the last popcorn kernels
welljust think if napolean had his want and made the time metric then there would be less hours in the day.
No then that would be something.
welldone old chap
Hmm i should post some more rambling, need to get up there, why you ask, its a staus thing, can put it on my CV.
But all the same well done, 400 ge whizz
^^^^^^ i'm roy for that (keen ;))
But that white gunk doesn't sound good, infection??
but i think the doctor is the best thing. Does your ear hurt aand is there a lump on next top your ear, next to the hard flap bit. Man i dont know what its called, lets try some ascii art.
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The bit between the G and the first eye o
anything to do with the puppies,. is that why we are making welshdogbit
ah, now that makes sense.
So is a reciept a read msg?
Whats the difference?
Oh and inbox, is it always so empty :P
*hopes he hasnt unleashed a tidal wave*
theres always one..............
Yeah its abiot of a shame, granted i didnt know them as well as others but its always a shame to see nice people leaving.
But in saying that, Callista, hope things go well chin up, and Alex good luck at uni.
Hello there
:welcome:
Have a good time
you txted her last nigfht?
or you just texted?
Hope you get a reply, but a little keen i'd have to say. Should have help out till at least 11 :P