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londonsnglmale
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Greater London
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i know mobile allow you to send messages to a landline
Does that help..
I also know that mobile are doing a massive site relaunch so anyone using it dont be surprised if on wednesday or thursday next week things change...... Just to pre warn you.
(oh and if you see any jokes i posted earliwer please tell them, as it shouldnt be there)
Does that help..
I also know that mobile are doing a massive site relaunch so anyone using it dont be surprised if on wednesday or thursday next week things change...... Just to pre warn you.
(oh and if you see any jokes i posted earliwer please tell them, as it shouldnt be there)
edit: wow i can change the title. This forum gets greater and greater
This is weird.
I have just been out on a good night out with me team, a good networking oppurtunity in london, and i decide it would be a good idea to go and get a plate, packet even, of chipos from my local dalllas, which is a cheap FFC incase you didnt know.
All was good untill i paid, and then the one of the 15 year old, sadly this is prob v truie, decides that it would be a good idea to punch me in the face for no reason.
Now my point is why the fuck would you want to do that to somwe one. I am very pissd off about this mainly because i did nothing about it and also because they had the nearve to do it.
The thing is, i always thought that i would be ok, coz i aint the smallest guy in the world, but why oh why would they someone do this.
I dont understand. So i would like to A: apologise for the anguage and B: say why didnt i do anything.
I am posting this coz i cant exactly talk to anyone else and i need to get this of my chest.
Thwe worst things is, apart from me doing fuck all, is the fact that the guy just slapped me and not punched me i dont understand.
There is a good dide to the story though, i got some free chicken and some coke because of it
This is weird.
I have just been out on a good night out with me team, a good networking oppurtunity in london, and i decide it would be a good idea to go and get a plate, packet even, of chipos from my local dalllas, which is a cheap FFC incase you didnt know.
All was good untill i paid, and then the one of the 15 year old, sadly this is prob v truie, decides that it would be a good idea to punch me in the face for no reason.
Now my point is why the fuck would you want to do that to somwe one. I am very pissd off about this mainly because i did nothing about it and also because they had the nearve to do it.
The thing is, i always thought that i would be ok, coz i aint the smallest guy in the world, but why oh why would they someone do this.
I dont understand. So i would like to A: apologise for the anguage and B: say why didnt i do anything.
I am posting this coz i cant exactly talk to anyone else and i need to get this of my chest.
Thwe worst things is, apart from me doing fuck all, is the fact that the guy just slapped me and not punched me i dont understand.
There is a good dide to the story though, i got some free chicken and some coke because of it
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
Go ahead
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10).
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold).
3. Add 5. (for Sunday).
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the
calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you
haven't, add 1753 .........
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .
The first digit of this was your orignal number which you chose the second should be your AGE!
Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
Go ahead
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10).
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold).
3. Add 5. (for Sunday).
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the
calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you
haven't, add 1753 .........
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .
The first digit of this was your orignal number which you chose the second should be your AGE!
Hey guys, i am doing a web page for work and i need some dummy content, instead of going BLAH BLAH BLAH i would liek to add some jokes.
Nothing which could be deemed offensive as we have to get people to klook at the page and make proper content.
I have the following, it should hopefully show yu want i am looking for, it will be good to see what jokes poeple have too....
2 fish in a tank one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
A wood worm slides into the bar and asks 'is the bar tender here'
Whats red and sits in the corner..... a naughty bus
A horse walks into a bar the barmen says to the horse 'why the long face'
A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?". The barman asks "What does he look like?".
A man walks into a bar..........ouch
I walked into my local butchers and bet him a Grand he couldnt reach the meat on the top shelf, he has a go but stumbles shouting "Damnit the steaks are too high"
Nothing which could be deemed offensive as we have to get people to klook at the page and make proper content.
I have the following, it should hopefully show yu want i am looking for, it will be good to see what jokes poeple have too....
2 fish in a tank one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"
A wood worm slides into the bar and asks 'is the bar tender here'
Whats red and sits in the corner..... a naughty bus
A horse walks into a bar the barmen says to the horse 'why the long face'
A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?". The barman asks "What does he look like?".
A man walks into a bar..........ouch
I walked into my local butchers and bet him a Grand he couldnt reach the meat on the top shelf, he has a go but stumbles shouting "Damnit the steaks are too high"
How about this one then:
If someone came up to you in a bar and said that a horse race or match of sorts was fixed and he told you exactly what to do, would you bet then?
(obviously these are all hiperthetical, but i am curious as to what others would say)
I dont know if i would but if i didnt i would feel so guilty, and regret it......
If someone came up to you in a bar and said that a horse race or match of sorts was fixed and he told you exactly what to do, would you bet then?
(obviously these are all hiperthetical, but i am curious as to what others would say)
I dont know if i would but if i didnt i would feel so guilty, and regret it......
I had a discussion with my brother yesterday and we were talking about what we would do if we had the sporting almanac from Back to the Future 2.
I thought it would be immoral/wrong to bet seeing as you are cheating. But then i know i would feel horrible if i didnt do any bets with the help of my magic book.
So i was wondering whether people would bet or not.
I thought it would be immoral/wrong to bet seeing as you are cheating. But then i know i would feel horrible if i didnt do any bets with the help of my magic book.
So i was wondering whether people would bet or not.
when i initially stumbled across this site, cant even member how..... i was looking for sex, but now to me this site has shown that swinging is a whole lot more, so now i am looking at swinging as a means to meet people similar to me and enjoy the odd "play". So to me now the whole swing for me is for social and play, not what i initially came for which was to play.
Make sense?
Make sense?
Quote by well_busty_babe
this will sound daft... but a 10p mixup!
now when i was a kid... mum would buy us a 10p mix after school on the way home.
we got.. well we got 10 sweets in a little white bag.
now if i asked for a 10 p mixup for my little one.. she would get a chew!
Thats so true, when i were a lad, and living in germany, i used to get a 1 mark mix which would be loads of sweets, but recently a 1 mark mix is noting (before the euro handover :P).
And fudges i am sure they are smaller and more expensive
Quote by Elissamay
Pickled Onion is a wicked flavour for crisps too.... i'm a big fan of 'fake' crisps... like Wotsits, Monster Munch, Wheat Crunchies, Space Raiders etc!!
Mmmmmmm.
Yeah i just dont enjoy it. I dont mind say a twix here or there but not really my cup of tea.
Which is good coz i would prob put on loads of weight as i eat when hungry so i just eat fruit.
Although my one vice is Burgers and Greasy food, not sure thats a good thing to eat alot of........
yeah MM def smaller, and wagon wheels i think thats down to us growning
what i think is "whack" is that creme eggs are out for longer than just easter.
I used to look forward to easter, not solely because of the eggs, but it helped.
I dont really like chocolate anymore so i dont worry about them
what i think is "whack" is that creme eggs are out for longer than just easter.
I used to look forward to easter, not solely because of the eggs, but it helped.
I dont really like chocolate anymore so i dont worry about them
