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Quote by equi-princess
I may look small and cute and fluffy....... but.....
I do know how a car works.... including opening the bonnet thanks...
This wasn't a small back street garage.... this is a main dealership.... the car is only 5 mths old....!!!!!!
I must admit.... as i drove away i could think of 1000's of things to say back to him.....it goes back in very soon.... i shall have my responses ready..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Wouldn't take too personally equi, even us so called expert men aren't able to service a car like we did in the good old days, they make them so complicated nowadays
Thats a car not a woman...hehe
Quote by Ice Pie
It's all subjective isn't it? What some people find attractive, others don't. Everyone has their own taste and what I consider ugly, someone else might consider beautiful. I personally would not be sexually attracted to someone I considered ugly. Or stupid. Or aggressive. Or vain... looks is only part of it, but it's still a factor.
Wise words Ice, but practically it's only an issue if you forget your blindfold :twisted:
Seriously, yes I absolutely agree attractiveness is subjective but personally essential to wanting someone.
Still be interesting to see the poll results :shock:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Well, I am girly girl too, but one who can play in a boys world, as I have to do so every day at work. I am soused to dealing with sexist and patronising men that I almost feel sorry for anyone who ever treats me like that, as they end up being evry sorry, very quickly.
Me ...... a bitch........Absolutely and good at it! :twisted:
Seriously tho, treat me like an intelligent human being and I respond like one, treat like an idiot and i'll make you look like one. Simple really!
Wow, can we send you round to the garage, I want to watch :twisted:
Quote by equi-princess
I took my new car back to the garage on Saturday morning... as there is a problem with the brakes.....!!!!
The mechanic assigned to see what the problem was..... treated me like a complete idiot.... he was extremely patronising and very sarcastic....
The sarcasm i can deal with.... but why is it that men think that women know nothing about the cars that they drive???????
He even asked me if i knew how to open the bonnet????????
I was speechless.... although i'm considering a strongly worded letter to the Manager of the garage....
This ever happen to you......??????
Or is it just me ??????????????
equi-princess xxx
Make you right, explain he asked you a rediculous question and insulted your intelligence !
ps - its the little lever next to the accelerator pedal (thats the one that makes the car go faster....
Of course, they do it to guys as well, so perhaps it's both sexes who dont know enough about cars rather than just cos your a woman !!!
Quote by equi-princess
Welll..... what do you know......
A person who falls for a trick once can be considered careless......
The person who falls for exactly the same trick.... played by the same person only one week later.......!!!!!!!!!!
Can only be described as negligent.......... lol
Its called.....'getting your own back'......... lol
and you know who you are..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
(severely tempted)
Are you good at tricks
:twisted: Quote by SunBunny
For every git that gets a bashing on here there are heaps of nice guys too....but perhaps singing their praises after every meet would go to their heads.
The nice guys are the ones with clear consciences who need not worry about what people may be saying about them.
The bad guys have to expect a certain amount of negative reaction, as this is a small, supportive community.
I think guys are great but you can't beat the real thing :twisted:
Call me old fashioned
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I will offer to personally test-run all of the guys who are:
Aged 24-40
5’8’’ and over
Good looking
Have no penis abnormality
Not into pain or watersport – or anything similar.
Now I can’t say fairer than that!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bugger - I nearly met the requirements then!
i'll do the mingers
See, thats why you'v e had bad experiences, you need to get more picky :rotflmao:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:laughabove:
I think if someone is asked to be vouched for it is expected from someone who has actually met them, sometimes a munch organiser will let someone they don't personally know go cause they are well known in the chat room or have posted a lot but in them cases they are not asked to be vouched for, personally i would never vouch for anyone i have not met cause u can never really know a person by chatting on here.
Wise words, although I suggest a rating system where you need 10 points before being muncheon vouchered
Suggested points scheme :-
10 - good shag
0 - bad shag :fuckinghell:
5 - good oral
10 - hit the ceiling oral
5 - good meet - bought me a drink ! :P
1 - met but ran away
10 - met but they ran away - catch em at the munch :twisted:
Of course this only applies to the women cos you cant trust a man
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hey just noticed i have reached my 1000th post :shock:
god i have talked some right bollox on this forum in my quest to get here :giggle:
but have to admit i've had some good laughs and met some nice people so roll on the next 1000 :happy:
Yes but take heart, the average poster bollox rating is 80% :shock:
Having analyzed all your posts, you are only 70% bollox :twisted:
Of course if this post is bollox, I shouldn't be far away from 100% bollox
Oh bollox
ps congrats
Quote by Libra+Love
In contrast to my 50 ways to leave your lover thread I've put this one up in appreciation of our swing partners
So here goes.....Mysterybob...special place :love: for you always.
assionkiss:
A certain couple :passionkiss: thank you thank you thank you
And to my special girls :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ooooooh didnt't recognise you there, much prefer your usual man hating, sadistic, "fuck off and die" posts
What's the world coming to I ask :twisted:
Quote by kazswallows
Of course it will be interesting to see if they really do make them like that for real - purely in the interests of scienec of course
personally i dont think they do,mine arn't big enough, but i was told at the yorks munch that they do resemble my avator........make of that what you will
:lol:Oooooooh errrrrrr, dont want you running at me then :twisted:
And no, you cant have the ladies, I own the rights (and lefts of course) to the bouncing boobies...lol
Quote by hertsguy30s
I've just had the slightly odd experience of reading a post by a lady I am 95% certain I know (from a previous work life) - I'm not going to talk to her because, frankly, it would be dead weird, but I'm curious, has anyone else had this experience or similar? Maybe spotting their Accountant across a crowed Swinger Club.
I know its a bit silly but for me it feels very odd, almost making me re-evaluate the way I viewed this lady - i'm not judging (for god's sake I'm here as well !) but ....
anyway, be interested to hear your experiences,
HertsGuy30s
I read a post today from someone I think I recognise too.......
He's a tall, self effacing, modest guy, about 30 from Herts, think he's called Johnny... spooky huh
:rotflmao: Quote by roger743
You know who I feel sorry for in all this? The black women. I'm sure we've all watched enough porn to know that black men have genetically larger penises than their white brethren, so it follows that the genitals of black ladies must be similarly enhanced to accomodate these guargantuan ebony love-sausages. However, it seems the black guys are all busy pleasuring white women who advertise on websites, so the black girls must be sitting at home in abject frustration, as it stands to reason that the inferior matchsticks of white men would be insufficient to satisfy them.
sweeping generalisation, total bollox and you speak for yourself
:rotflmao: well, blame me for the original thread but must admit, it was initially in relation to kazswallow's avatar. It tickled me due to the stupendous, pendulous bouncing boobies combined with the staring eyes... :shock: :twisted:
Of course it will be interesting to see if they really do make them like that for real - purely in the interests of scienec of coursehwoar:
Kaz, ladies over to you :bounce:
Of course it will be interesting to see if they really do make them like that for real - purely in the interests of scienec of course
hwoar:Kaz, ladies over to you :bounce:
Quote by Jags
It's JUST the weather for that type of sex - bodies getting hot and bothered, licking sweat off each other, sliding off each other and hearing slurping noises as bodies move against each other. Long evenings, lots of light for a long time and then the early dawn to waken the senses and lighten the soul.
ops:
MY type of sex.
Just wanted to say that!
are there pics to follow :twisted:
Quote by Serendipity
Hi all you nice looking girls, I am looking for a sexy girl to cum and ride with me in my NEW Porsche Sports car, your age must be 25 to 45 so cum and have some fun with me
I am a male, sports car mad age 45 so I need one hot girl to go with me in my cool car
e-mail me, and I will send a photo of me
I hope it's not a Boxster, by the time you've worked out which end is the bonnet, you'll have lost the will to have sex on it!
Getting picky in old age :twisted:
Never lose the will to have sex - thats an outrageous statement :lol:
Quote by Jags
Let me know who this tosser is (by PM) and I'll issue some strong advice!
OOhhhh
A Jags slap coming on............... watch out
A Jags slap has been issued by PM - if anyone else gets unsolicited PMs then please just let any Mod know.
:xI had an unsolicited pm from a mod, do they get an extra spanking
