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Bathroom & kitchen specialist here, but you'd have to put me up :rascal:
put you up where :twisted:
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Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
hmmmmmmmmmm interesting point and nice try but the facts will probably say its bollox
Quote by sexybbwnw
Ok ladies now im curious wot you got me down as a cocky little F***er lol or a desperate little nobody who tries to grab peoples attention give it to me straight im a bigboy now hahhahahahaha
How about both, and a misogynist to boot.
You'll probably have to look that word up tho.
ouch - you little misandrist you :twisted:
Quote by roger743
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Ouch!
This is what happens when you run out of custard creams.
I'm not normally prone to violent outbursts so it's actually scared the bejeezus out of me.
Quote by Mark
I have to say that I'm sitting here making jokes about it, but if I was single I would definitely be pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.
Nah, ignore me. I'm in a mood, that's all. Everyone here is actually great towards single men - which is a pity, because if some of you were being right unreasonable bastards I'd feel victimised and all would be well with the world. But you're all so damn reasonable; it's most frustrating! So I try to say nasty things about single women & couples and still nobody's putting the boot into single guys.
buttering them up wont work either :twisted:
Quote by roger743
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Scary. :scared:
Being a single guy is kinda like suporting Tottenham. You know that whatever happens, you'll always be overshadowed by your more fashionable coisons from across the road.
Yep, come on you Hammers :twisted:
Quote by theone4u
SCOTSBLOKE i hear u man!! to many people willing to put u down on this site, at the end of the day were all here for same thing! although the majority are ashamed of it!! 9 9 out of 100 ads say descretion a must!! fuck descretion im not ashamed ill fuck outside on every main strret!!!
errrrrrrrrrrrrrr words fail me
Quote by Mikehboy19
All of you regulars reading this will probably agree with me when i say that we are not all bad, not all sad pathetic excuses of men. There are so many topics going around, so many people with an opinion, on how many single men can be sooo desperate and all that. Y'know, the types that come on here bitching and moaning about how they are not getting any from this site. Or the type of males saying something so out of line on the meet up forum.
I think we should brand these types of men a new name. Not just put it down to them being single because the majority of us up on the board are very much genuine and don't stoop to such a level. Try and get something up in the terminology section for these men, save us putting down most of the male population. Just i cannot think of anything that would sound right for these types of people. If you could all wrack those minds of yours and come up with something that sounds fitting whilst at the same time kind of abusive.
Maybe this will sink in with you all, become common slang here on the SH boards. Maybe this will sink down and have no replies, but then i can't say that i never tried ay. If its just a stupid idea your very welcom to pull my pants down and give me am good
I guess their little eyes light up when they see a swinging site and assume it's full of sex starved nymphos rather than the same people you could meet in the street.
You could look on the bright side, does give the guys who show a bit of consideration a chance to shine :P
Quote by nate
Hey guys,
I just wanted to know if any of you experienced guys could give me any tips on swinging and the like. I'm only a baby, just turned 20 and have no experience in swinging at all.
Plus, is there much of a scene in South Wales at all, does anybody know?
Thanks in advance,
Nate
Yes, it's the sister company to SH called "sheep heaven"
Just kidding
Quote by longhandle8
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a 
and in the hope of 
( 
really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??Me!! I want to play !!
8-) 8-) Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
:lol: :lol: I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
:banghead:Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
:wave: Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work
:flipa: :flipa:Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee :wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
In my dreams, Claire
:worship: :worship: :giveup:AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
I had to do it just once :D my eyes are watering and my head is bursting...
i dont think dambuster is going to get any smaller... then again, if your going to lose a few pounds being squished then im next for the middle!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: god i love these lil bouncy men!
Nic
x
Well we have succesfully managed to make the whole screen white now...
Nic you just want to be the center of attention....:bounce:
How do you play this silly game ??
Can't remember Fred.
I only linked it to someone as an example of how to do the quote thing.
I didn't think anyone would want to it play again.
Yes, it's childish, wasteful and shouldn't be continued, now where's the iron lady to put us straight :wink:
still works for me - i think :lol:
Quote by dambuster
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a and in the hope of ( really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??Me!! I want to play !!
8-) 8-) Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
:lol: :lol: I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
:banghead:Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
:wave: Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work
:flipa: :flipa:Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee :wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
In my dreams, Claire
:worship: :worship: :giveup:AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
I had to do it just once :D my eyes are watering and my head is bursting...
i dont think dambuster is going to get any smaller... then again, if your going to lose a few pounds being squished then im next for the middle!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: god i love these lil bouncy men!
Nic
x
Well we have succesfully managed to make the whole screen white now...
Nic you just want to be the center of attention....:bounce:
How do you play this silly game ??
Can't remember Fred.
I only linked it to someone as an example of how to do the quote thing.
I didn't think anyone would want to it play again.
Yes, it's childish, wasteful and shouldn't be continued, now where's the iron lady to put us straight :wink:
Quote by fabio grooverider
can we not have the conversation in ear shot of a nice guy who is a customer care manager for a railway company....
you just trying to make my work life a misery...
stop it... or no xmas cards for you all...
sean xxxxxxxx
surely that's the best customer care you can get
:rotflmao: Quote by freckledbird
:shock: ooooooooooooo bugger
Now the really confusing thing is as you didn't select 'Disable BBCode' when you quoted me all the commands are now being used, hence the fact you can't see any of my nice examples but they all show as quote boxes.... Has that confused you even more ;)
The idea of using plain text to include more info, like colour is not new... it is what HTML (the stuff they write web pages with) is based on
That's enough! Stop it right now, young man :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bev goes to lie down
Hehe - sort him out Bev, he's got his quotes in the wrong place
Quote by Vix
Oh! You're black, Alspals?
So you can play basketball, and dance and talk jive and everything?!?
I think everyone gets stereotyped in one way or another. Not all as crass as I just did (in jest) above.
When I first joined a forum, way back when, I did so with no photo and no gender specified. It was a distributed computing forum. Very straight.
Anyways, it was assumed I was a white male.
People really do treat you differently, depending on who and what they think you are, don't they?
I found it quite refreshing to start with, then... I began to miss some of the ways a blue-eyed, blonde woman gets treated! Oh, not all the ways, but some.
You're blonde and blue eyed :shock: get back and finish your nails before commenting on such a highbrow topic
:rotflmao: Quote by GenHertsCpl
are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?
If the vans a-rocking, you could try knocking? lol
beat me to it
I guess the oooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes come on big boy give it to me
might be a clue but not an expert on caravan clues
:twisted: This is becoming far too emotive a discussion, especially for some people who I'm sorry to hear have personal experience of abuse. I'm now very, very uncomfortable discussing a subject that is so personal to some members and I would argue that the thread is not a constructive discussion because of it.
Some may wish to continue the baiting but I think it would be prudent if this were locked.
Some may wish to continue the baiting but I think it would be prudent if this were locked.
Quote by neilinleeds
Come on Neil, my point about sharing a bed was clearly pertaining to the trial and specifically at people who aren't parents or guardians. Your response sounds like you're looking for an argument thats not there
not at all. i like to think i don't make trolling arguments?
my point was . . . nothing in this trial, whether they shared a bed or not, or got pissed up together or not, is indicative of ?
sharing a bed is NOT, in any way, shape, or form, grounds for a trial about child sexual abuse?
and again . . . precedent in this case has no influence on future molestation charges anywhere in the world, so this case is completely irrelevant? luckily, they try the evidence on the evidence, and not on the grounds that MJ might have got away with it cos he shared a bed. the legal bods are a bit more clued up than that?? it simply doesn't come into it?
n x x x ;)
I never suggested sharing a bed was abuse so you can discuss that elsewhere. We did agree it was inappropriate behaviour so I still feel it's important to educate people accordingly that's all.
Once again, I dont care what he "got away with" , we agreed such behaviour was inappropriate, yet the verdict and the message is everything's "appropriate".
Obviously cases are determined on specific evidence, but precedent does have an influence since it's based upon previously correct decisions. Unless previous decisions are incorrrect of course
Anyway, as i've said I dont have any axe with this case, just like to think we've learnt from it
Quote by neilinleeds
I'm concerned that a statement should be made that this situation was inappropriate for all concerned, such that any abusers can't quote this case as a precedence in their defence.
a statement about what? that people shouldn't share a bed with kids? well i defy you to call me a cos i have in my time shared a bed with a kid? so has my mum? so has the kids mum? so has the kids dad? now what? what exacty is your point?
believe you me, ANY allegation of child sexual abuse is taken VERY seriously, but previous "precedents" don't come into it. there are many skilled professionals dealing with a sexual abuse allegation, and yep, sometimes they get it wrong, but given that such an allegation is worse than just about anything on the statute books, they make damn sure they know what they're on about in this country. in the MJ case? well, was very much a rush to judgement for lots of reasons completely divorced from child protection / criminal justice?
n x x x ;)
Come on Neil, my point about sharing a bed was clearly pertaining to the trial and specifically at people who aren't parents or guardians. Your response sounds like you're looking for an argument thats not there
You've already agreed that it was inappropriate behaviour, all I'm saying is let's make a general statement that it is !
My point about precedent was merely that in law, precedence can be quoted as a defence.
Just tryiing to look at the bigger picture that's all since I dont give a toss whether MJ is innocent or not
Quote by neilinleeds
I've said this before but we should be more concerned that the verdict safeguards the future welfare of children ! The most worrying outcome of this verdict is the potential message it sends to the general public that it's ok for an adult to have a continual stream of young boys sleep in the same room with him alone
i don't think it sends that message at all? most adults know full well that that's completely innapropriate, so i doubt this is gonna cause much change there?
Not worried about most adults and it's not about Michael Jackson. I'm concerned that a statement should be made that this situation was inappropriate for all concerned, such that any abusers can't quote this case as a precedence in their defence.
I f we agree it's inappropriate, let's make the statement and at least try to reduce the likelihood of this happening again.
Quote by slave Dave
I have finally had my first successful meeting!
I read a lot of advice on this site & they were absolutely right. It began with a PM, carried on with texts, a meeting in a pub for a drink. She found I wasn't a mad axeman & I found she wasn't a bunny boiler
We finally managed to find a window in our busy diaries & spent a wonderful afternoon together doing what comes naturally :twisted:
So for those who moan, keep trying there is fun to be had out there!
And to Jane - my bean flipper is now mended should you ever need it again!! :twisted:
Ok lads, the secret's in the bean flipper :shock:
Frantically practices his bean flipping
Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, lucky if I ever actually got a BJ during the ads of the football
Come to think of it, it doesn't even have to be during the ads of the football.... any programme with do, even Big Brother
:lol: :lol: :lol: ................Actually, it doesn't even have to be during the ads at all.......... any other time will be fine too (barring nail biting penalty shoot outs :lol: )
oooooh errrrrrr yes, dont want to bite off more than you can chew :twisted:
Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx
This is a man we're talking about
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 