Quote by bluexxx
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv
No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me
:lol: :lol: :lol:What a woman :smitten:
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I've said this before but we should be more concerned that the verdict safeguards the future welfare of children ! The most worrying outcome of this verdict is the potential message it sends to the general public that it's ok for an adult to have a continual stream of young boys sleep in the same room with him alone 
Of course, we need to be very careful about crying wolf here but all involved (accused and guardians) should have been taken to task for putting the the children in the position in the first place.
Of course, we need to be very careful about crying wolf here but all involved (accused and guardians) should have been taken to task for putting the the children in the position in the first place.
Quote by tallnhairy
Hahaha Mark Appreciation Department (M.A.D) :P
Watch out Mark your fans are massing, if the line gets too out of control you could always call in the Black Dalek Security Men...
but on topic, thanks Vicky
, I hate to hear 'The world we are in today...' Did someone change it when I wasn't looking? It is the same world, we just catch the buggers now. Still we have to see conspiracy everywhere. Each one we catch rather than making us feel more secure is reported in a way that makes us think 'how many more have we missed?' Its the half full or half empty glass of milk arguement. If the Police catch 50% more than last year is that because suddenly more people went off the rails, or the Police just did a good job? Does paranoia have to set in until we keep our kids under lock and key all the time to make them 'safe'?I suppose I have 3 major beefs with anything to do with this, all of them I think affected MJ case in some way:
1. The way as I say above the media has us all searching for that ' ', you would think they are everywhere. Now I'm all for vigilence, but really it goes too far sometimes. (IMHO)
2. The way because of number 1 you can't even think somthing is going to far as you instantly go under suspicion if you do.
3. Peoples lives destroyed by false accusations, because even when equitted they get comments behind their back and people out to get them? Can't we protect the accused until / if they are found guilty? Still report on a man, or a woman, but keep identity a secret?
Just remember I not defending the real abusers, they get long jail sentances and life long monitoring, this is good, but to site two examples (both people were known to me so these not 3rd hand stories):
Example one where the 15 year old admitted she made alligations up after a parent pointed out that when the alleged abuse was taking place the teacher was outside the room talking to them. So the alleged incident could not have happened. Still nearly lost them their job. Under cross examination the kid admitted they did it to get back at the teacher for a low grade...
Example two where a totally innocent person had slogans ( , etc) daubed all over their home. Someone else where they worked was found to be an abuser, and locals saw the company car and decided it must be them.
Just a couple of examples of how 2 and 2 can make 76... I hope all the real abusers get caught, and I hope todays kids still have the freedom to enjoy life without restrictions to protect them to the point the cure is worse than the disease...
ok rant over and I still think MJ was a man with eccentric (by modern standards) attitudes, but with innocent intent, caught in a world where we almost expect abuse...
Certainly a tough balance nowadays, guess I still worry about the precedent that it's acceptable for a grown man to have a continual stream of young children sleeping in the same room with him....alone
Quote by PoloLady
im beginning to wonder ive repilied to literally dozens of adverts i have a facephoto on my advert im reasonably good looking where am i going wrong ???? :doh:
I have no idea.... I pick up about 4 single guys per week off of the photo ads
Well that is actually not true - but I wanted to give hope to some people
Nope, I heard it was 6
Quote by roger743
But you turned me down
Sorry; you wanted me to get out of my chair and I don't go to those lengths for anyone.
Quite right, you cant beat a good armchair .................with the footie on...............a frisky lass between your thighs and the slurp, slurp, gurgle of.............................
a refreshing beer
:rotflmao: 
Quote by alspalsYep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
hoo, hoo, hoo....looks like Christmas is a comin for me!!!!
:rotflmao:Right - deed poll change
Today - I will be aaaaron aardvark (i have a stutter) :twisted:
whoa girls only 3 at a time please :bounce:
Quote by KitKatYep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
Bugger, I'm becoming a monk :shock:
love zebedee :doh:
Quote by zoukis
Hi Guys,
I received some silly comments about a post I made few days ago. I though this was Swingers Heavens and therefore it should be obvious why we have joined. I don't see the need to insulte the intelligence of the members by writing the story of my life. We are all differents and uniques. I also think that people should respect the wants and needs of others and refrain from making offencive comments when they are not interested in an add.
Zoukis
Timing is Everything
Of course swinging is about sex but if you walked up to someone in the street and said "hi I'm zoukis fancy a screw" how successful would you honestly be
In the main it's basically good advice on the best approach. Just because you like sex doesn't mean you dont want to know who you're going to play with :!:
Quote by aa
sorry if my is add bland and lacks personality but who the fuck wants to shagg bamber gasgoine any way is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap
And who let Bamber Gascoigne join !!!!!!
own up
Quote by freckledbird
Hey, if you don't like hearing what others have to say, don't ask for opinions! Your PM was pretty aggressive too
I've reviewed my opinion, I don't think the ad is the problem
Amazing how many fellas come on here for a moan about not getting replies to their Ad's, then when given some sound advice, turn nasty. Even more amazingly, I discover I have had a sense of humour failure because i didn't get their brand of dry wit/ sarcasm/ irony/ pisstaking.... always just after they have been slapped upside the head for being stroppy.
Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....
:shock:
:gagged::shock: , was biting my tongue too
I'm convinced you must have an alarm that triggers on spelling or punctuation
Quote by davej
hmmm should I disclose such a thing...........now then......I can remember when
240 pennies in a pound
a half crown was a decent amount of pocket money
I could take the lemonade bottles back to the off licence on a sunday morning and get money for them.
Our first colour television
eight tracks
going down to Rumbelows to buy the latest number 1 for 25p
when no one had fitted carpets that reached the walls of the room
stairs with stair rods that were functional not decorative.
two tone suits
crombies and loafers
go-carts made out of scrap wood and pram wheels
a larder
petrol at 25p per gallon...yes gallon not litre
a pint of beer at 11p (could get merry on a £1 and still buy a box of matches)
5 records on a pub jukebox for 10p
platform shoes in light blue with dark blue stars on them and a 4 inch heel...yep I thought I looked great.
party sevens
ahhhh the list goes on for someone who is..............bugger I'm old!! :shock:
Oooooh errrrrr scary memories, sounds like a decade to forget, crap beer, fashion, not forgetting the doodle bugs overhead
Quote by teletext45
hi there im a younger man aged 21 looking for a nice genuine older women who can take me under her wing and teach me a thing or two . if any of you women are intereted in this please msg me or add me to msn my addy is verified emails onlyi live in hull in east yorkshire so somone local would be could, i can travel too
andy
There's a few teachers on here but they only correct your spelling :twisted:
Quote by Vix
I am now leading a seperate life from my husband even though we are still living under the same roof, after many years being in a shit relationship why is it we are now talking to each other like normal human beings, Anyone else in this situation???? And if any lady out there can tell me how to find a nsa genuine guy all help will be most welcome
Bollox!
Wise advice Vix, always go for a man with bollox - unless it's wayne bobitt of course :shock:
Quote by redstilletto
:shock: Is it only me that find this in very poor taste?
Tracy-Jayne
Couldn't agree more, all this joviality is getting me down
Used to be a time when you could come into the forum for a good argument, dunno what the place is coming to :twisted:
I blame the yoof of today :silly:
your naughty........ :twisted:
I have my moments :wink:
Quote by RedHot
:shock: Is it only me that find this in very poor taste?
Tracy-Jayne
Couldn't agree more, all this joviality is getting me down
Used to be a time when you could come into the forum for a good argument, dunno what the place is coming to :twisted:
I blame the yoof of today :silly:
Quote by Aldeway
Cybersex is the sensual equivalent of a frozen pizza . If any of you have had a really delicious experience of one , it must mean you either havent had a fresh properly made one for a very long time , or your experience is almost entirely Iceland based.
You know how it goes. 2am and you fancy a nibble of sommat. Gotta take whats in the cupboard...
Nothing wrong if you prefer getting your crust stuffed, but sounds like you didn't bother to read the wrapper and defrost thoroughly first.
Still always leaves ya with a taste of cardboard :wink:
Cyber is ok as a teasing build up to actually meeting the person but sorry guys and gals, if the real thing is good - "you just cant beat the real thing"
