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Quote by HarryJones
Welcome
1. Post on the forums so you become known. Has worked for me in the dogging world. I once had a complete stranger flag my car down and ask me if I was Harry Jones.
2. Goto munches (it supposedly works I just havent been to enough yet)

You were recognised from your hat :shock:
Quote by redstilletto
bring back hanging
:twisted:
oh yeah and floggin
and the stocks

i know! :idea:
lets just kill everyone lol
full of bright ideas me wink
cant we torture them first though
then kill them
:wink:
only if you bring your cucumber rotflmao
Quote by redstilletto
buy her a cucumber
cheap n cheerfull
and you can make butties with it when youve used it
:twisted:

I guess you leave the wrapper on to ensure safe sex confused: lol
Quote by Libra+Love
No, you can't blame it all on video mobiles.
As teenagers we did stupid things too. Like roof-surfing down the motorway at 120km ph. The only difference is today kids have a means to record their stupidity for prosperity.
Happy slappers on the other hand.... bunch of bloody young thugs mad

Take your point but you couldn't advertise it to millions of people like today.
Obviously, just because you see something doesn't mean you have to do it but 1 day people will realise what an influence modern technology (TV, internet, video games etc) has on people (especially the young and easily influenced.
We all learn through what we see and if there's nobody around to police what's good and bad, some of the bad will unfortunately stick.
I'm mainly concerned about the violent effects rather than your roof surfing but I gues it's the opportunity for people to show off with video phones for example that gives them the kick.
Quote by peterpiper
Hi everybody!
Can anyone give me any info on this place which seems to have opened in April last year. It is described as a naturist sauna, but has also featured on swinger pages. Only 22 minuteds from Liverpool Street, so it sounds tempting!
Thankee. smile

Ypu have a helicopter then :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
running round the garden naked shouting look at me
they looked really sad cows trying to grab attention
it was so exciteing i turned over
cool

Well they shouldn't let cows in there should they rolleyes wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Were really pleased you like it Sarge , but there was no need to crop the bottom off , as we can assure you the lady in question has a cucumber in her mouth and not genitals . The original uncropped version has just that little bit more :-)

I thank you for clarifying what that poor girl had in her mouth!! :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
In the interest of fair play and to avoid accusations of double standards I thought it would be wise to give it a little snip!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You can afford to snip some off :shock:
Wayne Bobbitt will be on the phone rotflmao
Quote by Silk and Big G
Were really pleased you like it Sarge , but there was no need to crop the bottom off , as we can assure you the lady in question has a cucumber in her mouth and not genitals . The original uncropped version has just that little bit more :-)

awwwwwwwww spoilt the illusion :twisted:
You mean you thought Sarge really WAS Phil Silvers ??
Oooooooooh yes, wheel him out like Mr Dead lol
Surprised it hasn't been seen before but hope people give it a try, esp if you are sick of the *!*@ing frog lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
Were really pleased you like it Sarge , but there was no need to crop the bottom off , as we can assure you the lady in question has a cucumber in her mouth and not genitals . The original uncropped version has just that little bit more :-)

awwwwwwwww spoilt the illusion :twisted:
Apologies if this has been done but just seen this in an email
Few swear words so dont play too loud if the kids are about but it's harmless fun lol
Quote by seagull69
I I think doing the Ironing naked could cause serious damage for us males lol

oooooooh i dunno, if ya need something solid to slip in your socks for ironing rotflmao
Quote by redstilletto
urm let me think
football or sex
can i pick haveing sex with all the football players please
:twisted:

I can play footie, well I have the balls wink
Quote by Marya

If a woman is after easy sex ....

i think this is where you hit the mark.
I may also be speaking out my arse but I think you'll find it's the guys looking "easy sex" (not all of them of course!) and the women are looking to swing. cool
Sex should never be easy, always hard lol
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Do bi men turn you on or is it wrong?
whats your thoughts


I remember asking Bernard Manning that question........ wink
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Ah yes, the voice of the people :shock: lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
personally i think many more men try bi than admit to it, cause for some reason 2 women is still more acceptable dunno i love bi men and even tho i am bi myself (and female lol) i would rather have a 3sum with 2 bi men than a male/female, its amazing how many 'str8' men admit they are bi when i say that u meet bi men wink

Well bugger me is everyone bi then rotflmao
Quote by davej

works on my t shirts dunno

Dave, why is daffy duck in your wash machine :shock:
Quote by ash102
If you can get 3 women at once then i take my hat off to you

He wont need your hat if he's got 3 women wink
Mind you, wonder what hats people have worn when in action :twisted:
Quote by MikeNorth
It comes from BDSM scene terminology, and started when a local BDSM group in Palo Alto, California decided to hold get-togethers at a burger restaurant - see the full story at:

Mike.

so burgers all round at next munch then lol
Just need a captain birdseye wink
Hmmmmmmmmmm if people think that's a gals bum they must be dating female bodybuilders - gals dont have muscly bums like that :twisted:
Unless the gals can squeeze buttocks and prove me wrong wink
Quote by Jags
Same reason 'lunch' is called 'lunch' or 'motor car' is called 'motor car'.
:P

So why is that ? wink
I can understand why 'bottom' is named but who thought of 'window'?? And why do the words 'inflammable' and 'flammable' mean the same thing?
confused :? :?
Hmmmmmm bottom + window = mooning doesn't it :wink:, so where did that one come from :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
I do believe the word "munch" in relation to vanilla meets of the type popular now on SH orginated on the S/M scene where people arrange day time vanilla meets, drinks etc to introduce new or curious people into the scene. The word "munch" is a cross between "meet " and "lunch".
That might not be true, but it might be.... who knows smile

Aha the oracle's got it - so munching's not obligatory then, phew - now we can all sleep tonight wink
Quote by Jags
Same reason 'lunch' is called 'lunch' or 'motor car' is called 'motor car'.
:P

So why is that ? wink
Whilst I appreciate the advice can sometimes come across as overwhelming sometimes, in the main it's given in good faith and is there as an option for some newbies who may want to take it on board.
In terms of your own observations of people on here, we all have our personal preferences and that's our perogative. However, unless you're prepared to put yourself up there to be judged, it's not right or fair to criticise others who may not be as perfect as your good self wink