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Quote by Chunky Love
I only have a four inch penis.. then again some women don't like it that wide! wink
(Christ, I wish! I've got a 52" chest, I'm 6' 3" and have size UK14 feet.. And you know what they say about big feet! Yeah, big socks.)
Ach, I may have a small nail, but I've got a big hammer. lol

And as long as it goes like a Kangol hammer they'll be ecstatic :twisted:
We need an SH accountant - someone good with figures confused:
Davej and Fabio spring to mind lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bailiffs
im sorry but he's not having one, after being witness to some nasty accidents im just not happy with it sorry............ the last bad motorbike accident a bloke ended up loosing his head!!!
if he has one he can have a aprilla50 ha ha there ok i went on the back of one of them when i was pregnant and shit myself.
i must admit though i like R1's anyway he's had a moped what more does he want???
it wouldnt be the end of our relationship because he wouldnt go against my wishes for 1 and secondly his wages are paid into my bank account!!! biggrin
louxxxxxxxxxx

Errrrr "got him by the short and curlies" springs to mind lol
Quote by fabio grooverider
just as well i have been away and didn't see this one before.....
can i just say my degree is in maths and statistics
this is the equivilent of you lot all winding me up!!!!!!
keep it up and i will wipe you all off my xmas card list............
sean xxxxxxxxxxx

Groan, with you and Freck around that means we're not allowed spelling or maths mistakes now wink
Hmmmm wonder what the probability is of that.... :twisted:
Dont go there :wink:
Quote by judemale
If colin wanted a bike and bought one would that be the end of a beautiful relationship rolleyes

Errr why not ask them :roll:
Quote by surreycouple2003
Why not remove the ads completely, sounds like they're a waste of time from the feedback received !!
Lets have a poll and see what percentage agree :twisted:

Virtually all of our guests that come to our parties come from the photo ads sections -either seeing our ad or us responding to their ad.
So in order to maintain the spirit of this thread I would have to say that at least 90% of them are from the photo ads.
And seeing as we have on average 20 couples and a few single females at our parties (which are generally every month) I think it goes without saying that the photo ads do work.
However its like anything else in life - you get out what you put in.
Not every ad will be genuine - and you have to accept that.
You wont be what every ad is looking for - and you have to accept that.
But if you respond to enough ads and if you respond in the correct manner then eventually you will get a result.
We get alot of pleasure out of running our parties but they take alot of work - without this site and without the photo ads in particular we couldnt run our parties.
So we'd like to say a big thankyou to Mark and a big thankyou to the mods for making this site and for mainting this site and making it what is (in my opinion) the best swinging resource in the country. wink
D&Mxxx
It was slightly tongue in cheek of course, however I think you'll find the bulk of the complaints are from single guys therefore it's probably not a fair comparison to your personal experiences as a couple. The probability professors who are on a parallel universe (or planet... :twisted: ) to the origin of this thread can confirm the relative success rates for all options........teasing, please dont :wink:
The site probably reflects reality (well occasionally !) in that the guys have to chase and the gals have the pick...bugger I hate chasing cool
Quote by bigDewi69
actually, size does matter to me, why does the big macs on telly always look bigger than the ones you get over the counter

Umm............. TV screens are bigger? dunno :dunno:
Well mine's 42",very wide and sleek, throbbing, pulsating and very enlightening lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
Look, at the end of the day it either works for you or it doesn't. There are no guarantees that joining this site will lead to sex - whichever part of the site you use....
some people are just too damn ugly to get laid, even on here!

Phew, good to hear that Polo, there's me thinking personality was more important rolleyes
Quote by freckledbird
time to explain me thinks.
i may have the oppurtunity to join a married couple with the husband only interested in watching.
I have never done anything like this before and i'm just trying to get a feel of how it may go, for all parties

Maybe a good idea to ask THEM, as it's them who will be involved. I'd say you need to talk it through with them and be clear about what everyone expects to get out of it.
Yep, dont forget to take notes of the action then come back and tell us how you got on :twisted:
Bloody perv! You'll be asking him to video it next :twisted:
Bugger forgot that rolleyes - I bow to your experience wink
Quote by freckledbird
time to explain me thinks.
i may have the oppurtunity to join a married couple with the husband only interested in watching.
I have never done anything like this before and i'm just trying to get a feel of how it may go, for all parties

Maybe a good idea to ask THEM, as it's them who will be involved. I'd say you need to talk it through with them and be clear about what everyone expects to get out of it.
Yep, dont forget to take notes of the action then come back and tell us how you got on :twisted:
Quote by loveyandrockets
I've never had any luck off the ads, had a few replies and a lot of time wasters.
I think the forum is where the real players are. They communicate, that has got to be a start! Here's hoping some horny fem or couple from the Borders or Edinburgh will rescue me from these pic collectors and guys pretending to be girls.

Why not remove the ads completely, sounds like they're a waste of time from the feedback received !!
Lets have a poll and see what percentage agree :twisted:
Quote by lynx28
Im referring more to the photo ad's than the cafe with my question, mainly because in the past year or so since I have been a memberI have replied to god knows how many ad's with very few replies.
Now I could understand that BUT, Im pleasant, polite and always write courteous well written email' and include pictures of whatever has been requested. Im no Brad Pitt but not Shrek either and have a decent body and dont have a problem with women in pubs'clubs etc. I only really send emails to female's and get the odd reply but mainly when I get replies they tend to ask for nude pics etc and are signed from Kelly, Mary or whatever but on checking the email address they sent from it usually tends to be from bignobdave@hot etc, Mark69@yah blah blah blah, think you get the picture.
The other replies I tend to get are for sauna's etc which has no interest to me and I'd rather not have spam or virus` sent to my personal inbox, so it leads me to believe that only a small percentage of the female photo ad's are genuine.
Sorry if I have offended any of you chicks who have genuine ad's but just in my experience for every gen there are a few fakers.
Lynx

Probably more of an issue for the guys but there do seem to be a lot of complaints about certain ads and doesn't sound as if reporting them is actually stopping the persistent. What if you stipulated a certain probation period before being allowed to place an ad ? May weed out a few more ?
Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
I placed an ad a while back on the photo ads section and got some fraudulent e-mails from another site
=================================================================
site
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MEMBER: Mandy (2019193)
MESSAGE:
Just seen your profile and would like to get in touch. I travel about a lot with
my job, so if you want to arrange to meet, to have a FUCKing good weekend, just
get back to me. I just love cock, cock , cock and MORE cock. I like having my
tits played with and I'll try anything twice :0)
Looking to get as much as possible.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mandy XXX
I found out it was fraudulent in 2 ways 1, the person was far too good looking for me lol smile and 2, I got an identical e-mail but with a different name a couple of weeks later. I think there scam is to get u signed up as it is a subscription site so beware if you get similar e-mails.

You mean you turned down Mandy and her twin sister :shock: I hear they're a great twosome :twisted:
Quote by mojobiker
I am sick to the back teeth of trying to meet a genuine couple. I am pretty fit, good looking, 6'2" and 26 years old. I am trying to meet a couple in or around London that aren't asking for a VWE stud.
I think I am going to have to resort to paying £300+ for an escorting couple! Can anyone help me out here?! I keep meeting people on chat lines and they all turn out to be fakes or timewasters.
HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
mad :x :x :x
confused
smile

And I'm sick and tired of people discriminating against we studs lol
Quote by cocksucker
a fantacy of mine and b/f is for me to suck another cock whilst he watches. I,m a genuine 23 , 5'8 size 10 with long dark hair. i am looking for all long , thick cocks ot there , must be between 19 - 50. look foward to hearing from you , please PM or mail me. will need proof of size xx xcum on guys smile blk men also welcome to see if what they say are true

Bugger, I'm only vwe rolleyes - life sucks :twisted:
Errrrrr you'll need to be charged for disk space if you continue like that :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
guess i need to wise up.
Still new to all of this and naive to those that will (hopefully redface ) contact me.

let me say this.......if my partner advertises as a single.......then anywhere between 100 and 300 replies.........as a couple looking for a single male.........well you aint got time in your life .......an dont forget 60% are messers ! ......
60%? Where did you get that figure from?
Don't tell me you're a mathematician as well !!! the forum will be quaking... wink
Quote by afterglow69
Hi there,
I've only just joined today - http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-301362.html - and was more curious to know if guys ever really get any women contacting them. looking at the ration of female / male ratios I would say it is pretty rare! Or do you just get spammed from time wasters trying to sell you viagra ?

You mean this isn't Viagra Heaven :twisted:
You'll find it's a reflection of life really, there's 1 or 2 good un's out there wink
Quote by Happy Cats
If a black person actively campaigned for tolerance and understanding towards black people yet showed intolerance towards another minority, potentially victimised group then, yes, I would offer the same thought.
That is not ridicule, it was not a cheap gag, it was trying to show hypocrisy at work. Obviously went over your head.

I'm sure your gag was genuinely unintentionally aimed at such people who happened to be participating in the thread wink However, others decided to use it it as their only contribution to the thread.
My point is that some people continually twist threads such that they end up as personal digs which end up in mud slinging between individuals. This completely spoils the thread for the majority.
I've seen it happen twice recently thats all rolleyes
Quote by foxylady 123
wow sorry but i have to ask how my asking if street sales people annoy you got onto CDs, TVs, DVDs and big issue's rotflmao

The point was to encourage a certain person to think how it would feel like to "walk in anothers shoes", as one minority grouping to another.
You see main stream society is not very tolerant of many sub groupings, and i thought it would be the easiest way to explain how excluded the homeless can feel. But by the looks of it and if i have read a recent post correctly, this dosnt follow and tollerance it would appear, does not transfer easily
Postie asked in an earlier post why bother with this thread as no one was going to change their mind,, fortunately Happy Cats has disproved that, so its nice to see that there are some people on sh with open minds. Btw Happy Cats, Big Issue sellers are trained in the art of sales and customer relations, before they are allowed on to the streets (as in any job there will be those that fail to follow their guidlines) in my experience they are some of the nicest sales people you can meet, especially when you think what they have to put up with.
Jags your right about all societies having their "fuck ups" (what horrible terminology though) and personaly i think you can judge a society by how it treats its misfits.IMKO i would suggest that sh dosnt do very well overall on hos w it treats those who are not percieved as "normal" for the site?
Yes, it's painfully obvious that certain people once again hijack threads and twist the point to pick on certain people. IT's ok to openly riducule TV's CD's etc but would it have been acceptable if someone had made a joke that a black person would sell more big issues in Brixton for example ! The hypocrisy of some makes me laugh on here.
I have no leaning towards anyone's personal preferences but it's obvious a lot of threads are used for personal agendas that are to the the detriment of the forum.
Quote by freckledbird
I think it's more like a throwback than mutation - where recessive alleles become dominant because some of the other alleles in the DNA are even more recessive.

Cant put it simpler than that :twisted:
jeeves has asked if he can have back the disctionary you ate wink
Sorry, couldn't help it - the science had to come out smile it might not be correct though, I may have remembered the bits incorrectly.
PS - it's a dictionary (that was the teacher coming out lol )
No, it's a new electronic form called a disctionary, assumed you had one of those :wink:
Quote by freckledbird
I think it's more like a throwback than mutation - where recessive alleles become dominant because some of the other alleles in the DNA are even more recessive.

Cant put it simpler than that :twisted:
jeeves has asked if he can have back the disctionary you ate wink
Quote by lostboy
Its not how big it is its how you use it i think i know where the g-spot is wink

It's in between the F(un) and H(ot) spot......but if ya know what you're doing it's a lick away from the E(cstasy) spot :twisted:
Quote by Happy Cats
I bet Anne would be an interesting person to talk to.
But if she came round my house and paraded up and down my front lawn, scaring my kids...........

sorta like Steve "interesting" Davies cool
Quote by redstilletto
lol longy
10 outta 10
:twisted:

Have my moments...hehe
Bugger, how long do I have to keep that avatar for you ladies rolleyes