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31 May 2005

Quote by Tania
I was wondering what the forum thought about hearing neighbours sexual activities.
I am blessed/cursed with with paper thin walls and every week I get to hear the neigbours girlfriend do her samantha from sex and the city impression, and I was wondering is it wrong to listen in or should I start charging admission money as they guy sounds as it he knows what he is doing!

Tape it and play it back to them loudly on your Hi-Fi when they've finished :twisted:
Absolutely marvellous idea! Might use it one day.
Clare, I know exactly how you feel. When it becomes so loud that it gets intrusive and disruptive, it is wrong.
Exactly Tania, just keep the noise down next time please :twisted:

31 May 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
o im so glad big brothers little brother is back on tv
i can start haveing filthy dreams about dermot again
:twisted:

now thats more like it biggrin

biggrin

:D :D :D :D
HornyRed, we seem to have the same taste in men lol

lol

Dermot, Mmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX
You've forced me out of the closet ladies :twisted:

31 May 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I disagree, If Anne Widdacombe should offer me hers, I think I would say
OI, NO!! I admire your independent nature but................................................

Well, yes but if she offered you anything you'd run a mile :shock:

31 May 2005

Quote by salamander
Personally, if I were a bloke and all the woman wants me for is just my (hypothetically) big dick, then I wouldn't be too impressed. Reeks of school girl mentality and you would be best served to charm us women with your wit and intelligence than by the size of your cock.
The best sex I have had have been with men who have mentally stimulated me to the point that by the time the clothes came off, I was ready to orgasm anyway.

so, "hey girl fancy a shag"- wont cut no ice then sweetness :lol 8-)
I dunno, and you think you know women huh :twisted:

30 May 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
At least he didnt leave a mark .................................did he !? :shock:

Most of us weren't brave enough to ask that rolleyes

rolleyes

30 May 2005

Quote by A kind of magic
I was wondering what the forum thought about hearing neighbours sexual activities.
I am blessed/cursed with with paper thin walls and every week I get to hear the neigbours girlfriend do her samantha from sex and the city impression, and I was wondering is it wrong to listen in or should I start charging admission money as they guy sounds as it he knows what he is doing!

Tape it and play it back to them loudly on your Hi-Fi when they've finished :twisted:

30 May 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Are you saying you havent met a few girls who get wet at the thought of pie chips and mushy peas ! ? :-)

What about the whippet :twisted:

30 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
is it just me or am i the only person on here that really enjoys watching the contender??? i have watched it all the way through......i love boxing.......well not my self but watching it, you know like all the rocky's (i know its not rea!!!l) but its something im really into.
has anybody else been watching this? or am i the only sad one????
love and respect
louxxxxxxxx

What more reality do you need than SH :shock:
Some are ok if the theme is new/interesting but most are drivel IMHO. Not seen Contender btw :P

30 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
whichever team wins could they please put 6 points in an envelope and send them to
' The Spurs, The Lane, '........it will save you wasting at least two Saturdays next season.

once they have done that.... can you post them and your 6 points on to...
"arsenal football club, highbury, london N.5........."
save you wasting two saturdays as well........you'll beat us again sometime.. i have it in the sweepstake as 2036.......
sean xxxx
Hehe, you topper Fabio :twisted:
Assuming you can keep cole, Henry, viera and Campbell's still in 1 piece of course cool

cool

30 May 2005

Quote by davej
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Yes Lee, a lot of the guys on here, myself included, use peanut butter (smooth)as an after shave balm, it is more acidic than the usual creams and lotions which assists the oils in the butter which are rich in vitamin B and anti Bolloxins to penetrate through the hair folicles by opening them up, thereby soothing the skin immediately around each folicle and preventing a rash from forming, something that standard over the counter creams often fail to do. The product is cheap and only needs to be left on for around 15 minutes to allow it time to work ,after which you can shower it off as the oils will have had time to penetrate The method of application is simple, just rub some on. You only need to apply a small amount and rub it into the shaven area. Allow it to work for about 15 mins and then just shower off.
P.S. if you've got a dog keep it shut in the kitchen .
sound advice davej, i've found that most nut oils seem to do the trick !

30 May 2005

Quote by lee jones
In the midst of another boring Bank Holiday, I decided today to shave my balls for the very first time. A very pleasurable experience, but as I first timer I was wondering if you guys (or girls) can help me out with a few things? How frequently should I shave them? Is there any creams or moisteurisers you would recommend to stop the chaffing? Any help would be appreciated!!

Chafing ? how close did you shave :twisted:

30 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I rather think we had exhausted the topic of straight forward small v large (and imnot sure how one pic can cover both extreems) but still if you must all play and squabble im off to me bed for some peace and quiet!!!

:shock:
Maybe if everyone agreed to disagree and that the general concensus of opinion is that someone, somewhere, likes someone else's tits and/or nipples, regardless of size.
Do you know thats the second time today ive agreed with you!!!
Bank holidays must agree with both of us!!!
you're supposed to be in bed measuring you're assets...lol

30 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
whichever team wins could they please put 6 points in an envelope and send them to
' The Spurs, The Lane, '........it will save you wasting at least two Saturdays next season.

Errr most of your team are ex hammers wink

wink

Mind you, the really good ones we sold to Chelsea...hehe

30 May 2005

Quote by sk1chris
Score predictions, (before the end of the match)
I say 2 0 west ham

I say 1-0 west ham - where do i collect my winnings wink

wink

Come on you Hammers !!!

30 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I think the context of this thread has been changed by someone feeling the need to compare tits!!
O posted a pic of mine merely because i wanted to show that large breast do not always equall small nipples.
The nipples were the point of the exercise and this appears to have been over looked
so in a desperate attempt to save this thread and save it developing into another fight, i will sahre the fact that my nipples extend to over 2/3 of an inch or nearly 1 1/2 centimeteres , given the right stimulation
please someon talk some sense on here

Sharing your measurments..... that should stop the comparison's rolleyes

rolleyes

....lol
pleqse can you stick to imperial or metric when measuring such important items :twisted:

30 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I didnt get the impression that the original poster was trying to himpose his views on the other party.
Hes just asking for suggestions on how to tactfully get round the problem
Myself id say that telling the smoker by email would be less embarassing for them and then its up to them, if they want to carry on stinking of nicotine then can decline to see him again, But maybe they will want to clean themselves up a bit!!

Sound advice Foxy, tactfully put....lololololol

30 May 2005

Quote by bartfarst
Old school engineer FT and INCHES

Feet ! us mere mortals only need inches !!
well there are 11.... wink

wink

30 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
My God......your not a flight controller are you?? :shock:

Hehe, the controls may get a tad jerky :shock:
Cancel the holiday !!!!

30 May 2005

phew, I pop away to watch the footie and it all kicks off better on here... :twisted:
Right - no more breast, willy, organ threads please !!!
All the breast bolt

bolt

30 May 2005

Quote by bartfarst
Just like to say were all not like that oop north

Thank heavens, 8 inches sounds so much better :twisted:
alledgedly of course :shock:

30 May 2005

Quote by TONNEDGIZ
Hi everyone
It has been something that I have been thinking about after reading an article in a men's magazine. It said that a large majority of women fantasise about non-consensual sex. Is this true and what do you fantasise about?
Trust me I am no weirdo and just want to put an argument to rest that is all.
I look forward to hearing from you all
regards
Paul

Hmmmm seems contradiction in terms to me.
If you fantasise about non consentual sex you must want it therefore it's actually consentual !
Appropriate fantasies should be played out with agreement rolleyes

rolleyes

30 May 2005

awww c'mon Blue, just cos he used a metric willy measurement :twisted:
just teasing btw :P

30 May 2005

This is disgraceful, can we get back to the important subject of Breasts please silly

silly

hwoar:

30 May 2005

Quote by bluetvr
I would like the benefit of some experienced womens opinions.
My last girlfriend said i had a big cock, obviously this made me feel pretty good.
I then place an ad on this site saying i was W/E and meet a woman who it was not all that big.
I am confused, is it big or not? :shock:
Now if any ladies would like to see the cock in question, even handle it, please get in touch.
Having read this forum, i dread to think what's comming next from you regulars (Ha Ha)
See ad 294880 or 294891 and give me you verdict

Ah well you're obviously in the "big boy's" league now wink

wink

You might make the "play offs" if you perform well over the cuming season :twisted:
But even "going down" has it's plus points....hehe
Just remember these words of wisdom " sex is ok , but you cant beat the real thing"
perhaps it was Norman Wisdom !
No footie bias as you can see but "Come on you Hammers"

29 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
ive never seen such utter crap. socierty is on a downword spiral its becoming more fucked as the years pass.
so many people just waiting for a fight,and point the finger, those that sit in ivory towers while being covered in shit, to show true colours ( im racist i typed the word colour interept that who you wish because i dont give a fuck) another trans joins the debate lets have a pop at her.
instead of reading something and interepting things how you personally see it. look at your own lives get your house in order and try and make them better instead of trying to fix a world that cannot be fixed. maybe if everyone did that the world would be a safer place......just a thought........heres another thought.. get a life and stop looking for a fight and its about time this thread died dont you think?.

Can you explain who you are having a pop at......
Perhaps it's the way some folk like to hijack specific informative threads and turn them into personal agendas that have absolutely nothing to do with the original point of the thread. Anyway, I'm glad the majority are at last discussing the original point of the thread biggrin

biggrin

29 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
i love my boobs
i think small...... .medium ........n big boobs are all attractive
so stop worrying about the size girls
be proud and stick them out

Cant believe my boob thread buzzer didnt alert me quicker :twisted:
Wise words red all boobs have their plus points although I havent yet found someone with all 3 :wink:
Of course it's a well known medical fact that they need frequent use to ensure they stay in tip top condiftion silly

silly

hwoar:

28 May 2005

Quote by postie
Has anyone put Immac in someone else's shampoo? Or is that just too evil a thought for this time of night?
Meself.... I have no hair, so.... I don't use shampoo....

so no point in slipping it in your shampoo then :twisted:

27 May 2005

errrrrrrr was kidding bout the 746.......
stopped at 699 :twisted:
Firm and pendulous get a 10 by the way...........oooooops redface

redface

27 May 2005

and i thought hedgehog milking was a full time job rolleyes

rolleyes

27 May 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I just paid a visit to a well known ?Swinging site as a guest >>>>
Forum ........... nil (mt)
Chatroom ......nil (mt)
Hard cheese lol
Fred

Hmmmm just as i thought, we're bigger in the forum department and orally superior in the chatroom....... :rascal:
All "members" should stand proud wink

wink

errrr and our cheese is softer rolleyes

rolleyes