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Quote by davej
No SXBOY 15 seconds should just about cover it although it doesnt include time taken removing cardie and slippers
davej do I get a joining gift like a portable alarm radio or a whistling key ring or anything only the offers looking tempting
Obviousely I havn't worked everything out yet as this idea only come around this morning cos of this thread, but if you go for the monthly plan, then I see no reason why I can't throw in a carriage clock as an introductory offer.
The way I see it is this.
I will work out a tariff for you to rent my shagging minutes. You will then get a starter pack which will include a silicone Penis sleeve, imbedded with your 'shag sim' plus your carriage clock. Each time you have sex you slide the sleeve on which then starts to use up your minutes when it reaches a certain temperature and humidity, this means that any foreplay under the plan is not charged for and ensures your minutes are only based on penatrative sex.
The pupose of including a temperature reader, is to enable me to charge you an additional charge, should you insert yourself into any thing other than a human, the body temperature of other species are different and to be fair they are my minutes until you've settled your account and I would sooner you didn't.
The package will allow you to continue with penatrative play beyond your allowance for which you will be charged a 'premium shag time'
Each month you download the sleeve onto your P.C. and send it to me. I then charge you the appropriate rate.
I'm thinking that I might set this up as a ltd company if it takes off and reckon that 'Bones4U' would work as a name.
This guy's in the wrong job - very innovative :P
. Are there any SH breasts on there I wonder Quote by kazswallows
I would therefore recommend that SH cover itself by the Mods insisting that each avatar of bouncing boobies comes complete with an appropriate warning, an insruction to wear suitable perosnal protection equipment and a legal disclaimer for any major accidents caused.
I think DaveJ and Warwick should contribute to this important discussion.
McC
I have enclosed my disclaimer just for you
:lol: :lol: and heres another piccieor two since you like them so much
Sorry Kaz, with a name like that and that avatar coming towards ya, I'm not sure you should be allowed a disclaimer
.... think about the poor guys 
hwoar: Personally, of course I have absolutely no interest in this subject :twisted:
Further to mcCloggies post I do think we need some booby standards.
Perhaps a booby bouncebackability test would suffice, this would entail bouncing on a trampoline for 5 mins surrounded by at least 5 willing victims. Danger rating would be given acccording to how many victims are bounced off the trampoline :bounce:
Bonus points for black eyes and of course there will be a booby prize.........
Right, that's enough twaddle for tonight - many thanks for your indulgence
Perhaps a booby bouncebackability test would suffice, this would entail bouncing on a trampoline for 5 mins surrounded by at least 5 willing victims. Danger rating would be given acccording to how many victims are bounced off the trampoline :bounce:
Bonus points for black eyes and of course there will be a booby prize.........
Right, that's enough twaddle for tonight - many thanks for your indulgence
Quote by Drifter
This is a boobilicious thread. Can we have more of them please!
Anyway, to get back to the matter in hand, bouncing booby avatars should be perfectly safe. The exception to this is if you are standing in close proximity to the lady when the avatar is being photographed.
wise words drifter - suggest you write the safety handbook...
Can I do the quality control
Quote by Happy Cats
It was brought into this country from the third world and those third world people are still bringing it in. Like I already said, It isn't anything to do with the people involved in immigration its the people involved in controlling it. We can up to a point monitor whats going on here but not whats flying in from other heavily infected countries.
People may not like what I have said here but its a fact and its happening every hour. Burst condoms are not the problem, even bareback between long term relationships isn't a problem, the bucket with the big hole in the bottom that we are trying to bail out the water with is the problem. Many have seen this for years but PC and not wanting to start a major alternation row has prevented anyone from doing a great deal about it. The other thing is the cost because it probably wont win votes only save lives. Wake up Britain and stir your pretty arse.
Judy............... .............Always supporting the fight against unsafe sex and a lack of education
But Judy, you laid the blame purely at the feet of 3rd world countries. You made no mention of what you might call a 1st world country such as the U.S.
The above essentially says " the third world is to blame and we must therefore stop them from coming in"
That is what I read from the it is "the people involved controlling it" and "wont win votes" and "wake up Britain and stir your pretty arse"
That is, I believe, a racist viewpoint. Although I do not believe you are a racist, not because of you having slept with people of different races, but because your view is biased.
Forgive me if I missed this but where does Judy say " the third world is to blame and we must therefore stop them from coming in" That is the sort of misinterpretation that stirred up this discussion in the first place and is unfounded.
Judy qualifies the point by saying "It isn't anything to do with the people involved in immigration its the people involved in controlling it".
Judy may have been too specific with the blame but basically blamed the people controlling it.
We can all interpret what we want from other people 's posts but when the poster has stated their position many times we should not continually villify them
Quote by Jags
I think you were too harsh when you accussed Judy of being racist. That is a very potent term that can be used to stifle debate on legitimate issues (look how effectively Judy has been removed from this debate) that don't fit some people's ultra PC view of the world (not accussing you of that, just making a point). Yes, I do see a touch of xenophobia in Judy's post but I don't see overt racism. But that is my opinion
Everyone's opinion counts! Can you read what I wrote above. Maybe that will help to explain things. As for Judy leaving the debate - I have no comment to make.
Oh, and thanks for the comments about HIV testing and Brits abroad.
Remember that I am posting on a personal basis and my views on this topic are not meant to be construed as coming from a Moderator.
I'm sure everyone is aware that your views wouldn't come from a moderator
In conclusion, I think the factual points have been well made, Judy has given her answer and it should be respected. To continue serves no useful purpose to the general community.
If individuals want a general discussion on racism I suggest they start a new thread and leave this to continue with the excellent factual contributions on HIV.
Quote by Happy Cats
Read about the history of South Africa and Aids
"Historically, South Africa has had a turbulent past, and this history is relevant to the explosive spread of HIV in the region...It was during this chaotic time, in 1982, that the first cases of HIV were diagnosed in South Africa, and for the first few years of the epidemic, cases were mainly amongst white gay men. Following the same trends seen in other countries, as the number of cases increased, the virus began spreading to all other areas of society." :P :P
That is where my theory comes from, that perhaps if you were a member of that community you may be subconsciously looking to deflect blame elsewhere. Non white, non English speaking immigrants could be a convenient scapegoat. I still dont believe the view expressed is premeditated or deep rooted racism but an ill thought out biased conclusion.
I think that's a reasonable ratiionale' happy cats and I believe that a lot of people would go along with that. A lot of this is interpretation and it's very easy to jump on the racism bandwagon when someone may have actually just been making a misguided factual point. I dont know the individuals personally but to the outsider I am concerned that this thread is now becoming a continual personal attack. I think most people agree the comments were misguided and unfounded but as the poster pointed out he is not racist. Neither, I would suggest are the majority of people on here, therefore to continually drag that person through the mud serves no purpose.
Quote by bluexxx
Who needs seven and a half mins, jeeeez...... talk about wasting your life
you're instantly orgasmic as well !! every man's dream.... :lol:
Quote by Happy Cats
Mmmm, Is romance dead?
Rhet Butler, Casanaova, Wondernobhead - just rolls off the tongue doesnt it?
Sorry mate - hang on a bit then you can go to munches.
:laughabove: ...guess that counts me out for the romantic approach as well
Bugger, perhaps if I come back as julio doubleglasius orlike it may do the trick :P
