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Quote by BiFemHants
As far as I can see most people think that married and cheating, male or female, is not and should not be connected in any way with swinging.
Like it has been pointed out on more than one occasions that "swingers" are not often welcome on their sites, so why welcome them on swinging sites ?
Like I have said before and will say again if this had been a man ( and I still have my doupts) he would have been blown away within a few minites let alone 4 pages.
Strange don't you think that its mostly the "guys" that are condoning this ( married methinks)
I think when this has run its course I for one would love to know what ALL members think about this in some sort of poll ??? i.e Should we condone this or should we if it were to be prooved 100% that they were married and cheating, encourage them to look elsewhere ?

Now that's more like it - wondered when the SH witchfinder general would show up :twisted:
Hang em high :shock:
Quote by dirtydoggers
erm, i'm a little confused..whats any of this got to do with the origional thread? are you looking at little dick"s reference about spending the night by the "tv" as some subconcious but cryptic clue to his suppressed sexuality? because i thought he mean't a television set lol

this thread gets better all the time :laughabove:
Quote by PoloLady
If are we to believe that the male member is indeed growing exponentially, I suggest we may soon need a new acronym for we, vwe, or even vvwe.

I would call it the JFCGAFMWTFM :shock: (Jesus F*cking Christ Get Away From Me With That F*cking Monster). I admit that might be a bit long (pardon the pun) in comparison to VWE etc... so maybe it could just be chopped to JFC! (not to be confused with KFC and finger licking).
Hehe, thats more like it, look out for that in an ad coming your way :twisted:
Quote by Katien_n_John
If...
Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
Classic stuff

yep, thought provoking stuff, worth a second viewing !
Quote by alspals
I have read Judys post and thought it through the best I can. I believe it is important to try to work out the motivation behind the post.
Essentially he was saying that the spread of Aids is due to foreigners. Now, what might be the public perception of who is to blame for aids? It could be that a lot of people feel it is due to gay men. This might be accurate or not, it doesn’t really matter in this case, it is what a lot of people think.
What is Judy? I guess amongst other things, a gay/bi man. Perhaps Judy feels defensive when the issue of Aids comes up because he could be labeled as being part of a community that some people feel are to blame.
I don’t believe Judy is racist, I believe the motivation behind the post was not racism but something different. It might have been a subconscious attempt to defend himself.
This is a theory and may be completely off beam, but a different way of looking at things

..you may be right, but whatever Judy's motivation, he has chosen to not continue participating in this thread, so it may be unfair to 'second guess' his objectives.
smile
Interesting philosophy, looks like you've already agreed on that rolleyes
errrrrrrr casanova's willy :twisted:
stunning backdrops, deep foresty caverns, indiana jones style grinding teeth just watch out the blob dont get ya :shock:
Quote by westerross

A Chinese man managed to pull a car with his ears

I didn't know cars could be attracted to ears..
Sorry, not much to offer - all my feets are subhuman, I think, thick carpet of hair on top!
Oh God, I'm in one of those moods.
You have subhuman feet ? that's a feat in itself :P
Quote by little dick
Dogging is NOT my life and I never ment it to be so how that came over I dont know. to be honest with you all I dont fit in, and with that i would like to be deleted from this site please.
sorry IF I have upset any one
and with that good bye all x

Dogging is not for xmas it's for life :twisted:
I think that was prejudice cos he had a little dick cool
was that thread for real !!!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeek
Just saw an ad that tickled me...
"Greedy wife seeks 12" +"
Now for those of us that may have thought we were blessed (or well endowed), this raised an eyebrow....yes an eyebrow wink
If are we to believe that the male member is indeed growing exponentially, I suggest we may soon need a new acronym for we, vwe, or even vvwe.
The obvious could be ewe (extremely) but who wants his member associated with a sheep !!! errrrrrrrrr sorry welshmen :twisted:
I quite like rtwe (rib ticklingly well endowed) but I'm sure the SH sharp cookies will have their own thoughts wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Just for the record:
One of the reasons the ad was deleted was because the advertiser had two ads in two different categories. One mentioned HIV, the other one didn't.
Make of that what you will !! confused confused confused confused

Hmmmmm before everyone castigates the poster of this thread anymore, I think the above makes the most significant statement. If you are HIV FFS make your mind up !!
The poster merely made the point that there are other people advertising for bareback and we should be conscious of the general risks.
Yes, it's obvious to the initiated but IMHO all he has done is raise awareness through discussion and if that educates or reinforces the point to anyone then it's been worth it.
Quote by Silk and Big G
and complaining of the lack of couples and ladies out there showing or sharing. I find it amazing that we have posted an ad in the dogging section and only TWO replied!
Now, I'm not saying there should be some mad queue, after all, we may not be to everyone's taste or even close by location, but Im simply stunned with 'unsuccessful' dogging whinging, the endless waiting in car parks and the following day moans about wasted evenings.
It boggles my mind!
Silk

Outrageous...hehe, lucky you're not a guy complaining, you'd be pummelled by now cool
In seriousness, perhaps they're not such whingers after all :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
red ( cathy)
what on earth is it if not wee ?
logically its got to be surely ?
conflustered of essex

banghead
its vaginal fluid ( you know when a woman gets wet well imagine it 100 times wetter and shooting out ffs someone pass me my malibu im stressed here)
wee comes from the bladder (urethra)
errr get my quote in right place redface
To be fair to the uninitiated, it's probably something you need to experience to appreciate but Red's hit the nail on the head...errr literally...hehe. The amount of ejaculation varies but IMH experience it's no exaggeration that it can be a sustained gush of warm fluid and well worth the soaking..... better stop reminiscing
Quote by redstilletto
red ( cathy)
what on earth is it if not wee ?
logically its got to be surely ?
conflustered of essex

banghead
its vaginal fluid ( you know when a woman gets wet well imagine it 100 times wetter and shooting out ffs someone pass me my malibu im stressed here)
To be fair to the uninitiated, it's probably something you need to experience to appreciate but Red's hit the nail on the head...errr literally...hehe. The amount of ejaculation varies but IMH experience it's no exaggeration that it can be a sustained gush of warm fluid and well worth the soaking..... :shock: better stop reminiscing :twisted:
wee comes from the bladder (urethra)
Quote by pinkie
anyone else cum in strange positions?
My fella only has to rub the back of my head and i cum.
Please don't say i'm the only one that is constantly horny and will cum at the drop of a hat.

Not my idea of good head !!! blast
Need to work through your emotions on that one before you put yourselves in a situation you're not completely sure on rolleyes
Quote by redstilletto
getting caught
mmmmm
no
have been and it ended up us both laughing after i had a heart attack
so i prefer not to
but im quite happy to be watched if asked nicely

pretty please...hehe :twisted:
soz couldn't resist wink
Quote by redstilletto
when i write erotica i always include most of my real life experiances

Hang in there - the hottest is yet to come then...hehe :twisted:
Quote by foxylady 123
To inspire yourself for any type of writting you hve to do the reseach amd that is the fun part!!!!
biggrin biggrin biggrin

True, much prefer the reality hump
Wonder how many stories are though rolleyes
Quote by Sarah1448
14 calories per load hell, no wonder why I never loose any weight!! redface

All the guys stand back in admiration cool
hmmmmmmmmmmmm will certainly get my attention when a gal says she's had her protein intake for the day blast
Quote by Racamoe
Just think of all those calories :shock:
Personaly, id like a few in the mouth, but theres a limit !!

a few in the mouth at the same time - this gal gets my vote :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
auto erotic strangulation whilst having sex is as strange as ive seen
blooming dangerous too

There is a great film called 'Killing Me Softly' which has a sex scene in it where Heather Graham is being strangled by silk scarves...it's as sexy as hell......(BTW she doesn't die, she has a great time..LoL)
Erotic Strangulation is something I would like to try but only with someone that I trusted completely and if I had some sort of signal that meant he would stop if it were getting too much for me.....
Oh dear, does everyone think I'm weird now redface
i can see a lot of people sitting in that coal shed
urm
why worry
if you dig it who cares if they think your weird just shut the bedroom curtains and they wont see
erotic strangulation done safely is very erotic
there was a thread about it somewere on here with lots of warnings
which of course should be heeded
:twisted:
erotic strangulation is fine but done in the bedroom !!! disgusting :twisted:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
nahhhhhhhhhhhh not for me ta very much, can u imagin getting that lot in ya eye lol
nothing against spunk but i have my limits lol
Going back to what someone was saying earlier in the thread its a bit of a humiliation aspect about it and i think women who are into bukakke have to be slightly if not very sub, which i'm not lmao so thanx but no thanx bolt

need to be sub ? more like in a sub (up periscope)...hehe
Quote by redstilletto
i prefer to cum on the man
plus ive just washed my hair
tank you
ps i hate marmite blughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my kinda gal - on my way :twisted:
see ya in 2 hours
kettle on
bring the custard creams
:twisted:
Damn - will my hobknob satisfy you instead wink
Quote by redstilletto
i prefer to cum on the man
plus ive just washed my hair
tank you
ps i hate marmite blughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my kinda gal - on my way :twisted: