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This picture suggests that Bukkake is the Japanese for shampoo.
Bloody hell Blue, how did you get so many in your house
Quote by hornyred and dinodont see the point..... its a big point lol cos people like it
Never seen the point of fisting when you have a perfectly good tool for the job between your legs![]()
As for ladies ejaculating, well, it's certainly not wee but when it happens, get your brolley out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough detail methinks
Horous wrote:Some years ago I was almost caught by an early return of the husband of a woman I was seeing. In my rush to get dressed and out of the back door, I managed to catch my Frenum in my zip. After detangling it I drove off
I was later stopped by the Police, and had the usual have you been drinking Malarky, they askedme to step out from the Car.
Horror of Horrors,the front of my light blue Jeans, was no longer blue, but was instead blood red.
After falling about laughing, said Police Officers let me go on my way. The bleeding did stop the next day.
John
am sure there is a moral to that story!