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Quote by northwest-cpl

This picture suggests that Bukkake is the Japanese for shampoo.

Bloody hell Blue, how did you get so many in your house wink
Quote by redstilletto
Never seen the point of fisting when you have a perfectly good tool for the job between your legs wink
you should try it one day
maybe the ladys may like it better than your tool
:twisted:

Good grief, i'll need my wetsuit :twisted:
Quote by hornyred and dino
Never seen the point of fisting when you have a perfectly good tool for the job between your legs wink
As for ladies ejaculating, well, it's certainly not wee but when it happens, get your brolley out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough detail methinks redface
dont see the point..... its a big point lol cos people like it biggrin
Of course, nowt against variety - just speaking from personal preference wink
Quote by tallnhairy
As your question is answered could I put in a polite rquest to change the thread title to somthing like Bukkake what is it? Will help anyone else looking for it and save confusion smile

Awwwww spoilsport wink
Never seen the point of fisting when you have a perfectly good tool for the job between your legs wink
As for ladies ejaculating, well, it's certainly not wee but when it happens, get your brolley out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough detail methinks redface
Horous wrote:
redfaceSome years ago I was almost caught by an early return of the husband of a woman I was seeing. In my rush to get dressed and out of the back door, I managed to catch my Frenum in my zip. After detangling it I drove off
I was later stopped by the Police, and had the usual have you been drinking Malarky, they askedme to step out from the Car.
Horror of Horrors,the front of my light blue Jeans, was no longer blue, but was instead blood red.
After falling about laughing, said Police Officers let me go on my way. The bleeding did stop the next day.
John
am sure there is a moral to that story!

Must agree with WBB - the moral should be to always wear fly buttons when in that situation :twisted:
all well and good having a higher sex drive but no good if you dont engage gear every so often.... :twisted:
simple really, it's the way we're made up - Men see all other men as competition and are too macho to say a nother guy is attractive rolleyes
Of course it could also apply to women who saw other women/men as competition for you wink
The wonders of our genes huh :shock:
How do you tell if a guy's a virgin or is that "virgin" on the ridiculous !!!
That cannot be true can it ?
Surely you need more than 2 inches of grip showing to perform a good swing evil
As for women dozing off during lovemaking, I always thought I had tired them out...hehe
Moral of the story is obviously to keep your golf clubs away from the wife - no change there then.... :twisted:
bolt
prefer the hot hatch model myself - sleek, racy, plenty under the bonnet, quick off the mark and grips well..... lol
of course a good top and bottom end goes down well (to coin a phrase).... wink
promise no more innocent
Raquel Welch in 1 million years bc - showed off her HUGE range of talents sillyhwoar:
I dont know, it must have taken her at least 15 minutes to arrange a complete shagfest weekend blast
Can just hear the guys grinding their teeth....hehe
Wonder if this is a precedent or a one off.........
Phew - faith in British virility is restored !!!
Have a great time and bring em back in 1 piece :swingingchair:
prompter response next time guys hump
spill the beans then - how many you got queued up now !!!
She's gone quiet must have overloaded her inbox !! rolleyes
How refreshing - suspect the guys have all fainted with shock..... !!
This thread has really brought an ironic smile to my face.....tee hee
Bet you wont be short for long though :silly:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek - I cringe at what the replies will be to this ad........... :shock:
be gentle gals......
his previous posts are great entertainment, you have to admire his tenacity or desperation... :grin:
as for a pattern emerging Sunbunny, surprised he hasn't burst !
hi jed/fiona new to this but looking for an introduction - please drop me a pm to see if we can arrange something tonight.
bye for now