Quote by Marya
Tired or just plain stoopid?
....you are neither my dear....just bloody seexxyy!
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Quote by debbiewebs
........crikey debbiewebs, aunty dearest, it's been such a long time.....
ops:
....now you're just getting kinky :twisted: :twisted:
ooooooooooooooooo dear nephew!.. what me?.......... never!
errrrrrrrrr cough cough!.what are you doing on swinging Heaven?...hay!.what do you meen i am!.............shut up and go and and get the drinks in the fridge!..ready for when i arrive!...... :P...bloody ell debbie, you're even acting liked my aunt
Quote by debbiewebs
have fun on your holibobs babe... we expect to see pictures of you being all brown when you get back... and we want a diary fun on exploits...
sean xxxxxxxx
oooooooooo noooooooooooooo only going to Dover!.........going to have to get me fake tan out :doh:
But thanks to you!................................ here some kisses
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:Have a fab time babe
:69: :69: :69: :69: :69: :69:if you get really really really desperate.....i only live a few miles from dover....we can be desperate together :kiss:
....or you can use my laptop
xx
Quote by MrsFC
Yeah, Spam does taste a bit like dog food, but more like Chappie than Chum.......
I agree - it's even the same colour as Chappie!
Yes !!!!! its definately Chappie
Is to .........is to...........is to IcePie :rude: :kick:
blah,blah,blah,blah....... nope can't here you.
...just asked my dog for an expert opinion, he reports....
" what the fuck do you guys know, it all tastes like shit....i'll have pussy any day of the week!!!"
sorry guys, my dog can be a bit obscene sometimes
Quote by Riff Raff
I propose a Spammers munch: Nothing else on the menu and we all turn up in Viking costumes and sing "Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spaaaaaaam, wonderful Spam."
Sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam
....i fear we have a spam fetishist amongst us... :twisted:
Quote by James1975uk
Hi peeps,
We are going to be out and about tonight in KENT.
If you want to watch and/or join in, then drop me a line. You won't regret it believe me!!
K is 24, sexy and darn well shagable. Shes up for anything tonight.
Get in touch soon or you will miss out.
Send us your details and we'll tell you where we're gonna be.
Hello C&K,
shame I saw your posting here too late. Do you mind single guys being voyeurs? I'm 29, m, S London, so Kent's not to far away at all.
:( :x :( :x :( :x :( :x :( aaaggghhhhh!!!
I'm another one who missed your post........too busy out having fun
I live in kent, single male, always looking for more couples to have fun with!!
pm me if you decide to be on show again :lol2:
xxx
Quote by Kentcpl
Steve a man after my own heart.
I always fart after (I think it is from all the pumping)
But nothing beats the sound of a FANNY FART lol :P
if there were three of you in bed u could do the Bud ad.......
BUUUUDDD.........VVVIII........ZZZZOOOORR
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by fabio grooverider
newcastle may certainly not be the sexiest....but i would like to nominate it for "most women likely to be out wearing not much more than a belt in freezing weather on a friday or saturday night" .........:D :D :D :D
not that i am complaining mind...... lol
sean xxxxxxxx
Now you're talking....spent my university days (and nites) there......the best candidate so far......wish i was there now :cry:
Been dreaming of coming home to find where my new sexy abode may be, what do i find...
Venus.....telling me no one has sex in their village, :cry:
Calista...nope :cry:
fun365, flipper, warwick.....sorry been to basingstoke and slough......not on your nelly...
Dawn and clare....no place exists that would be unsexy if you were there....
Reese..... i agree a truly great summer nest......but not sexy :cry:
to be honest i do secretly agree with Dave_Notts.......but i won't tell him... :embarrased:
.......eeerrrmmmm....
no closer to finding a new sex nest......at least i've crossed some of my list, only another cities, towns, villages, hamlets to go..... :rotflmao:
The LoveBug
.....looking for a new nest!!!
Venus.....telling me no one has sex in their village, :cry:
Calista...nope :cry:
fun365, flipper, warwick.....sorry been to basingstoke and slough......not on your nelly...
Dawn and clare....no place exists that would be unsexy if you were there....
Reese..... i agree a truly great summer nest......but not sexy :cry:
to be honest i do secretly agree with Dave_Notts.......but i won't tell him... :embarrased:
.......eeerrrmmmm....
no closer to finding a new sex nest......at least i've crossed some of my list, only another cities, towns, villages, hamlets to go..... :rotflmao:
The LoveBug
.....looking for a new nest!!!
Quote by celticq
Yes and I certainly wouldn't dream of being here in the middle of the night even though I know I have to get up early. That would just be stupid.
being on here at , getting up for work at 6am ist certainly not obsessive behaviour!!
those that stay on until on the other hand have got serious problems...!!
WARNING!!
:welcome: Kentcpl
...the people in here are
and are seriously bad for your health :twisted: !!
That is except for The Kent Host and myself... who not only live near you, but are only a little bit :loon: !!!
You have been warned.....
The LoveBug
....who might be alot :loon: himself?!?
:welcome: Kentcpl
...the people in here are
and are seriously bad for your health :twisted: !!That is except for The Kent Host and myself... who not only live near you, but are only a little bit :loon: !!!
You have been warned.....
The LoveBug
....who might be alot :loon: himself?!?
Quote by clarensteve
Typical marital bed in our house.
I have the right side and Steve has the left.
There was a time when we used to shag and just fall asleep in each others arms wherever we ended up after,but that was in the good old days lol :shock:
Clare,xxx
......i remember those days too. at the moment i'd be happy getting the wet spot......at least it would mean something had happened! :cry:
Quote by novice1
I'd say, trim at least
Until I had a liaison with a much older man a few years ago, I had no idea that Mr novice trimmed!
....novice1 luckily i have at least had the strimmer out a few times.....now it doesn't get in your teeth
:lol2:next step : landing strip or helipad?
