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I was hoping you were going to say leave it all eu natural! ....I bet go find a mirror to stand on.....!
Quote by Jags
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There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

...Old man with beard....me thinks TV/TS is at hand! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
.......that think about shaving bodily hair!
Women out there tell us males whether you prefer your men trimmed ( hair not the skin thing.... surpriseduch: )
(i'm standing here with a razor waiting for the populous opinion!)
The LoveBug
......soon to be shaved me thinks!!
Quote by Benz2502
2 peeps have mentioned joy rides.. i have no idea what they are.,.,.. but they sound fun!!! wink

Sorry WBB.............. theyre travel sickness pills for kids!! Darrons youngest 2 suffer with it!!
lol i am soooo dissapointed.... they sounded like some kind of sex aid! lol
I think they try and make them sound exciting so kids will take them, lol!! they even come in a pretty little box with a train, boat car and plane on it.. theyre all smiling, how sweet!!
If i find a sex aid xalled a joy ride, i'll let you know hun!!
Thank Christ!!! If they were a sex aid as WBB thought then the average age that kids are having sex is dropping to virtually creche age!!! :shock: :shock:
....I've only done this to make the quote on quote.......even longer
Thankyou JudyTV!
Can you do me the favour of getting more people to look at this post........It's my first and I want to boast that it hit 1000 views rotflmao
....Thought might grab your attention....or just repulse you!!! loon
Greetings again!!
Since posting my first thread on the East Kent sexual divide........last week.....The sexy minx have all surfaced, and every other post is about Kentsex!!
Come on guys and gals, let's all get together and have fun?!?. I've had a few pm's, and sent a few.....luckily some of them were genuine...you know who you are kiss....we need more of you to make East Kent ROCK!!!! Get In Touch!!!
Oh, nearly forgot, the subject header 'choc and mayo sandwich'? Well I'm trying to get things going where I live, Sandwich (and the pun is too obvious :laugh: ); choc and mayo? well, i'm asian, you can guess the rest....you can't accuse me of discriminating!
Have fun and live happy
The LoveBug
.....69position
.....real shame you're not further east into kent....oh well, have fun!!
The LoveBug
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Greetings fellow newbies, and semi-neighbours!
I'm in Sandwich, so not far.......however I don't whether you'd be interested in a single male watching??
I've posted a few times to rally this area together, and i think i've nearly done it!
I might have a new meeting place in Sandwich if you're interested!
Hopefully speak to you soon
The LoveBug
ps my add no. is 85086
xx
Greetings,
Ever sincere, forever genuine, and always prepared.....
You are in my backyard (oooeeerr), pm if interested!
The LoveBug
xx
....as you know from post.......i'm ready and willing if you are!
I've sent you a pm
The LoveBug
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Quote by Blue_4_the_dads
Hello you cheeky chappie from shandy drinking land :P . Sorry to jump on your bandwagon but I too am new to this so I say hi to you and hi to all who visit the board too. After reading the posts, it looks a great place to hang out with some beautiful people with the same interests as us.

....looks like a friendly hijack to me!
Clarensteve.....ppppprrrrrrrrr wink from a loon
The rest of you....tune, MrDarcy, Yossarian.....
The LoveBug gives you quick and nervous bow in gratitude...
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PHHHEEEWW!!!!
There I thought I was the only one interested in sex in kent......thanking you kindly for proving me wrong....you don't know how close I was to moving up north!
As a few of the above have noted, we have pm's, I've pm'd a few of you....I just hope you know to check for new mail rolleyes
PM me for more info.....I will endeavour to quench the thirst in EKent!
The LoveBug
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Quote by niceguysdoexist
I hope you wont fit in as well as the rest of us cos if you do there's something seriously wrong with you ... :shock:
Take DaveJ(please) He put a whole new perspective on my view of the expression up to me neck in Shit :!: :!:
You will never be the same again ...you have been warned :twisted:

....damn!! They didn't tell me this house was full of nutters :crazy:
Oh well, i'll have to stop being so bloody normal!
Greetings Re-Lapse!
........... :welcome:
From another newbee....
The LoveBug
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DOH! its so obvious when you say it like that, btw im not really that dim...lol
big waves to celticq........but it is sooooo very far!
You guys are just too funny........
anyway back to the question....eeerrrrrmmmm?
what was it again....lol
.......i keep meaning to ask, again forgive me for my virginity, what the hell is btw?
Don't apologise MrsFC......just stick me in a str8 jacket......and drag me in!
I thank you kindly westerross............baaaaaaaaaaaa to you.....lolol!
The LoveBug
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....i'm not saying that i'm a bum man, vicky........but i really hope i get to see yours one day for real.....ggggrrrrrrr
but seriously.......hi to you all, i'll be happy if i only get to chat to you all (but hopefully if i get to go to the london munch, i might, just might, get to meet a few of you....licks his lips!)
The LoveBug
...sod it i'll touch my toes for you guys...lol xxx
Calista, you are so right......this is worse than having the munchies....lol
Alexandra...hi, i'm glad 47/f isn't your boob size.....suffocation springs to mind!
givemehug.....givesuahugback xxxxx 69position
The LoveBug
....still not bowing so low...
oooohhh blue xxxxxxx
Why oh why oh why are you so far away.......... sad
I'm str8, veering on bi-exploration.......would have been ideal!
Have a fecking good time!
The LoveBug
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lol at benz.......advice noted.....
Hi to Dan and MrFc... u can stop clenching ur buttocks now...lol
MissChief......gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxxxxx
The LoveBug
Not bowing so low with gratitude this time.......
you guys are just too good....lol
Jags.....any time babe .......
Waves (his wand...lol) frantically at daisy, redstilletto, and my semi-neighbour ssguy
xxxx to you all
The LoveBug bows with gratitude!
Bloody hell you lot are quick!
Hi blue xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you MM39......I sent you a pm......and don't go thinking I'm shy....lol
And love2...your not sad....i'm the dunce!
The LovedUpBug xx
Firstly, a BIG thankyou to the powers that be for running this site!!
Secondly, an even BIGGER thankyou to the people that make you feel welcome in the 'room', ( and kisses to the minx, you know who you are, that realised a couple of nights ago, that i'd never posted anything.......probably why I felt a little bit on the outside looking in!)
As you might have guessed, I am new to this site so forgive me if some of my posts are a bit naive.....apologies a many. I thought that now was about time to tell you a bit more about me......for those of you that might have chatted or emailed.....
I'm male, separated, 34 years old and live in a village east of Canterbury. I'm educated to degree level (for those who have read HarryO's post), asian, athletic, and work too bloody hard.......trying to find the balance now, lol!
This is starting to sound like a lonely hearts ad.....lol.....getting back to the point.....
To those of you that are genuinely interested in this site, I'm very sincere in my bid to be a member of your clan!
The LoveBug
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ps and how the hell do you get those images on the left next to your post?
pps HarryO please don't do a critique of my thread......I'm new and fragile...lol