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lovejoy68
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Quote by cplbbw
banana :shock: ........ to smalland just not thick enough :rotflmao: :rotflmao:.................... ill shut up now!!!!!!
Pinapple then :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: jesus your as bad as lovejoy
OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
think a pineapple would hurt more than a beer bottle!!! :shock:
& nothing wrong with a cucumber as long as its straight from the fridge
Quote by cplbbw
:smackbottom: stop waisting good brandy!!!!!!!!
glad i made you laugh hun
its not good brandy thats why ive got coke in it
& a cucumber aint really much my ex took pics of herself with a stubby beer bottle to send to my phone
only problem was she used a new bottle with the metal cap still on it she was in pain for days after removing it :lol: every respect to you & a little jealous
i cant really recommend any walks in or around the london area but if you are ever in the dorset devon or hampshire areas i could recommend lots of long nice walks taking in some amazing sights :)
the very best of luck to you & wish you every success :)
p.s hope you haveroom for a camera :) :)
i cant really recommend any walks in or around the london area but if you are ever in the dorset devon or hampshire areas i could recommend lots of long nice walks taking in some amazing sights :)
the very best of luck to you & wish you every success :)
p.s hope you haveroom for a camera :) :)
Quote by PoloLady
What is a forum?
Well if you look on the forum index under cafe, it says it is a place for discussion and general chit-chat.
My personal understanding - a place to have an open discussion, debate, challenge yourself to actually think and maybe develop new opinions on subjects you have never really considered before. It should be of much greater value than a mutual appreciation society; it should be a place where thoughts are provoked, ideas shared and a well designed piss-take is appreciated for what it is. It should be balanced with some light hearted/tongue in cheek posts. It should be a place where people can be themselves and not feel the need to conform to the status quo – mainly because I have never liked their music!
but i like it i like it i li li li like it here we gooo rockin all over the world
:lol: Quote by cplbbw
dont worry too much hun if they phone just but the phone down on them, i can remember once i had done a video clip on my phone of me ...well lets say pleasing myself with the use of a cucumber to send to my other half my best friends phone number is next to my other halfs on my phone ........yep you guessed it i sent it to her by mistake :doh: and lets just say my best friend is a bit of a fridgid
ops: i nearly died she never said anything to me but then again i never asked and like i say she is abit fridgid so she would never say anything anyway :doh: :oops:
you just made me spit brandy & coke all over my computer cplbbw
:rotflmao: i bet she never came round for cucumber sarnies again
:lol: & constance i wouldnt worry to much if anyone does phone just blow up at them asking where they got your phone number from im sure they will quickly hang up :lol:
hi helenicblue welcome to the forums 
i grew up in dorset & its not the best for open people
but bournemouth is prob the best area of dorset if you are looking for fun in dorset
i would try an ad in lets meet up section of the forum,i wish you luck & have a great time even if you dont have any luck with meets dorset is a very special place :D :D
i grew up in dorset & its not the best for open people
but bournemouth is prob the best area of dorset if you are looking for fun in dorset i would try an ad in lets meet up section of the forum,i wish you luck & have a great time even if you dont have any luck with meets dorset is a very special place :D :D
Quote by squirtee
& a very happy birthday to you squirtee hope you had a fantastic day
thanks and yes i did ... had one too many i think :beer: suprised i can still type it seems ive been celebrating for the both of you too without knowing it
brandy & cokes all round :D
a very happy 21st to you *my mum told me womens birthdays are always 21sts *
:D
Quote by cheekychimp
Yeah.......My Gaff.......pm me........ :bounce:
Marcus.....
do you also work as usherette handing out choc ices in the intermission???
Oh aye....dead right.....!
Gibbs.... 8-)
a dark chocolate choc ice for me then please
& i hope you have moisturised before serving it :lol: :lol:
Quote by glasgowfella2
Yup, after shaving, showering, or especially after sailing ! btw how many othe guys here use stuff from Lush ?
D
Oh God, dont start me!
well, that'd be Ambrosia, Prince and Helping Hands then will it??? lol
If any of you lovely blokies do have 'builders hands', let me recommened Helping Hands to you
dark i can recommend something even better from someone who has worked outside for most of his life thats neutrogena hand cream norwegian formula it is the best :D :D
Dont forget razorantium and a gillette mach3 turbofor the best shave on the planet !
i cant afford them i work on the railway
& shireen i dont wear stockings
tights are cheaper & warmer :D :D what are you lot on about it is spring isnt it??
we dont really get winters anymore i can remember picking up crow bars in the eightys & having tham stick to my hands because they were so cold!! i think we only get two seasons these days with just a handfull of cold nights
i want some snow
we dont really get winters anymore i can remember picking up crow bars in the eightys & having tham stick to my hands because they were so cold!! i think we only get two seasons these days with just a handfull of cold nights
i want some snow
Quote by Shireen_Mids
let me recommened Helping Hands to you
dark i can recommend something even better from someone who has worked outside for most of his life thats neutrogena hand cream norwegian formula it is the best :D :D
Or something that is better than Neutrogena is L'Occitane hand cream... Absolutely to die for :D
Shireen
xxx
thanks shireen might check that out when my tube of Neutrogena runs out
nothing worse than when you hitch your clothes with chapped hands!! Quote by Darkfire
Yup, after shaving, showering, or especially after sailing ! btw how many othe guys here use stuff from Lush ?
D
Oh God, dont start me!
well, that'd be Ambrosia, Prince and Helping Hands then will it??? lol
If any of you lovely blokies do have 'builders hands', let me recommened Helping Hands to you
dark i can recommend something even better from someone who has worked outside for most of his life thats neutrogena hand cream norwegian formula it is the best :D :D
Quote by cheekychimp
Ha...thought so.
Mosquito Bites.......that's a new one on me..useful to know I guess.
Steel all night now - I won't ask......
better reply quick dont want to give the wrong impression i try to keep trains running smooth yep sorry thats me
Ha....brilliant.... :P
Like I said in another Post......interpretation can differ greatly..!
Marcus.....
thought so & just had to check my post again just to make suer i put steel rather that steal!!! as my spelling is pants!!!
Quote by cheekychimp
I'll have to admit I do moisturise my hands but I do a manual job so they take a fair knocking
i have to do the same
the joys of working outside in winter, if you dont your fingers split open Is there any truth that bricklayers (amonst others in the building game) use to p*ss on their brass bands to stop them from cracking/splitting..?
Marcus.....
yes you are right on that cc i think its something to do with the amonia in it but dont quote me on it :?
its also supposed to be very good for mosquito bites ive seen it done but ya dont want to get too close!!!
p.s i dont work on the sites any more its playing with cold steel all night now :?
