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26 Feb 2006

Quote by tonup
ccr totally agree The chid catcher scared the crap out of me, but as I loved Doctor who I coped with Daleks and cybermen but.....the sea devils really creeped me out. Nowadays there's not much that scares me except guns and scorpions euuugh I hate the little buggers armour plated killing machines..aarrrgghh!!

dont want to scare you tonup but be carefull the next time you are in spain i had them living in my teepee with me while there smile

(thebig black ones) there are also in southampton they come in at the port :shock:

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26 Feb 2006

prob wont make it to the top twenty but the song that is bringing a tear to my eye & so has to be the best track ever to stir the most emotions has to be bright eyes
:cry: :cry:

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26 Feb 2006

i can honestly say nothing scares me these days so quite lucky on that score but....
when i was about 9 my old man let me stay up & watch one of those hammer horror films the one in question was about werewolves & i was terrified :scared:
as soon as the film was over i had to go to bed & used the downstairs toilet while i was using toilet unknown by me my old man had climbed into my bed (which was the top bunk) & i have to say at this stage he is very hairy! & yep you have prob guessed it
i climbed into bed put my hand on his arm & jumped at least ten feet backwards :scared:
its a good job we lived at least a mile from nearest neighbours or they would prob have called police after hearing my scream lol

:lol:
thankfully im over it now & love a good horor film biggrin

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by Sarah
A solution for:-
1. Moss in the Lawn
2. Algae in the fish pond
3. Black spot on the pear tree
4. Pruing of pear and apple tree (this was ment to be done by someone off this site during last summer, but some how it never got done.........too many beers!)

sulphate of iron should kill the moss & feb is a good time to apply it but you will need to do something about why its there! usual causes for moss are poor drainage,shortage of fertilizer,too much shade mowing to close & too little top soil
in march i would use a solid tine machine on the lawn & topdress followed by a good feed & after it has settled down a bit give it a light scarrifing with a lawn rake to remove any dead plant matter & let some air domn to the soil smile

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
thanks. Can you over feed them with baby bio? Got my daughter to put some in the water the other week. After she had watered all the plants she told me she had accidently put the whole bottle in the water :shock:

the whole bottle :shock: :shock: yes that might have been a tad too much lol

i normally use a few drops in watering can & only feed about once a month-ish
that would be like me eating a whole death by chocolate cake & drink a bottle of brandy in one session redface

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
WARNING i HAVE NO GREEN FINGERS :cry: I love plants in the house but can some one tell me why they always die on me? Do I over water them? Are they in the wrong light? Getting fed up now gonna start thinking about buying plastic !!

hi h&h its a bit hard to say if you are over/under watering or if they are in the wrong light without knowing what plants they are as some thrive on lots of water & some like only a little water confused

as for the light as a general rule the larger the leaves they generally like indirect sunlight
it could also be they have become potbound & need a larger pot (if they live that long lol

) or might just need a feed baby bio is great for most house plants smile

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12 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
Caan you tell me what are weeds & what are flowers? I had my hand smacked last year for pulling up flowers-Me thinking they were weeds

hiya yes a gardening thread would be a great idea pete smile

h&h the easy answer to what is a weed is....
a plant growing somewhere its not wanted so a rose could be defined as a weed if its growing where its not wanted biggrin

beauty is in the eye of the beholder :) if you like it its not a weed, if you dont it is :D

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by tonup
Still a little off topic, but lovejoy, I work quite closely with that particular cablr/broadband provider and after their financial problems a few years ago they have noplans to lay any new cabling in the near future as they are investing in upgrading the current infrastructure and trying to keep hold of the customers they already have, I really would look elsewhere for a BB provider but you will need a BT line but you don't have to use them as your telecomms provide. Check out martin lewis' money tips site for alternatives that cost much less than BT.
Back on topic though I haven't seen any silver cross prams for many a year I really wanted one when my little people came along ,couldn't find one anywhere.

thanks for that tonup not good news though as i will have to pay an extra line rental on the bt line confused

& yes i am a regular on the mse site its saved me a fortune biggrin

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like fun ... well off to bed now to dream of cling film :shock: G night xxxxx

sweet dreams squirtie kiss

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11 Feb 2006

cling film is better than hand cuffs & everybody has it in the kitchen :twisted:
ive only been wrapped once but i loved every min :twisted: well worth a go if not tried before wink

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by squirtee
Absolutely not ... but then ... hey what the hell ... if it leads to something then wayhay

oi im being good for now

:smackbottom:
oh god ive got the whip out confused

:twisted: its going to be the cling film next :twisted: :twisted:

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11 Feb 2006

would have to be your back to start, then moving on to your shoulders & neck with gentle kisses & bites around the ears wink

hang on what am i saying im not playing at the moment confused

oh what the heck a massage just to help you unwind from the day doesnt have to lead to anything does it :wink: smile

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11 Feb 2006

definatly! so would you like a mug og coccolate & horlics to take to bed?
a massage or foot rub im sure most will do that for you from here (or i would) wink

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11 Feb 2006

yeah im still here cant sleep these days confused

wesley might have a good body but bet he is to self obsesed & only interested in himself im sure you would be better off with the guys from here biggrin

:D

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I haven't seen my waist in years, no idea where the bloody thing has gone

just let me know if you need a hand looking for it wink

im sure i could help :twisted:

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by martellnotts
Oh god - what a serious lot we have become
:( :( :( :(
Cheer up FFS
Next you'll be going on about Beubonic Plague !!!!!!

rats

:lol:

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by tweeky
Think we can add TB to that list as well
Back in the 30's 40's a lot of people who died from chest related conditions were listed as dieing from consumption. This could have been many things that they could not then diagnose one most likely to be Cystic fibrosis. One in 20 people carry one of the genes for Cystic fibrosis which is the worlds largest genetic disease. Its disgusting that we dont have a screening program in this country. IN the middle ages people were told to lick thier babies at birth and if they tasted salty they were bewitched and would not live past the 1st year of life. We now know salty babies were Cystic Fibrosis babies.
Mr Tweeky

please dont quote me on this but i seem to remember reading an article that said only people who come from an "at risk" back ground (asian african etc) would get the tb vaccine confused

just hope the door isnt open for a new eppidemic!! ( i cant spell either lol

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by farkuen
i'd be quiet as polo is watching blade and it's just got to the good bit with snipes without his shirt on

good point i had better not let the v8 rip :lol: :lol:

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11 Feb 2006

thank you tweeky but unfortunatly im not with bt im with ntl, it covers my tv as well, they keep telling me it will be here soon but have been waiting for over a year now confused

maybe its time to move back to devon/dorset biggrin

:D

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
im watching better than wesley snipes got the gumball 3000 dvd on some of the hottest, sexiest & fastest motors :D :D
roll on may cant wait to be in regents street for the start of this years race :D :D

I can think of dozens of ways to get fucked by Wesley - but the only way I can imagine you getting fucked by a car is if it hits you. confused

Where is the fun in that?
the fun isnt in getting hit by one its being in one with a v8 at least 5litre engine that sends shivers up your spine when you hit the gas & to feel the whole car vibrate & come alive you have to try a big america car you will be hooked smile

also big american bikes (ex harley owner)
dont think its something i could explain is just a petrol head thing :D :D

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11 Feb 2006

Quote by JudyTV
There are no chimney sweeps either and thankfully very few coalmen because we have central heating now. Thank heavens the so called good old days are behind us and thats exactly what is so good about them, the fact that they have gone.
I saw my mum struggle with a coal fire, a dolly tub, a hand mangle and a carpet beater for too many years. I have central heating a Dyson and a washing machine, a dishwasher and around 200 channels of cable television and broadband. A land-line phone and a mobile phone. Not to mention constant hot water and a state of the art shower. Her entertainment was a late night read of the daily newspaper and a play on the radio. Wonderful thing progress.
Jude.

i do agree with you on most of that judytv but have to disagree with the coal fire though! yeah i know its clean & heat on demand etc etc but there is nothing as warming & as romantic as an open fire smile

maybe its just me but thats what i grew up with & in my humble oppinion i love to see the flames licking around the logs & the shadows they cast brings back some very happy memorys :) :)
p.s. wish i could get broadband ive not got it in my area yet sad

but hay its only the middle of southampton!

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11 Feb 2006

then may i be the first to say happy birthday cc
hope you have a great day biggrin

im pouring a brandy to toast the day :D :D

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11 Feb 2006

No flaming here either cplbbw
ive popped into the bar on a few occasions but am trying to stay out of there at the moment as i like a drink a little too much! but really cant see the problem, its one thread & as davej said he doesnt even pop in there smile

if you dont like it dont click it! there are a lot of people who do like it though so whats the problem dunno

as far as i see it people have a laugh & drink in there, others can then see what the poster's sense of humour etc & therefore can also make up their minds if they would get on in the real world :)
i also see it as a place to go when you dont really want to add to or start a new thread just for the sake of starting one & it keeps the forum moving when not many people are posting & all has been said that you have to say on a serious thread biggrin

anyway thats my oppinion anyway :D
keep up the good work & i'll have a pint of brandy & coke confused

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10 Feb 2006

im watching better than wesley snipes got the gumball 3000 dvd on biggrin

some of the hottest, sexiest & fastest motors :D :D
roll on may cant wait to be in regents street for the start of this years race :D :D

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10 Feb 2006

& another southerner here smile

we seem to be winning at the moment biggrin

just dont understand why we dont have so many clubs etc down here confused

there is plenty of us here!
so if anyone is on here who has won the lotto please open a club :D :D

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7 Feb 2006

hiya mark :welcome: to the cafe smile

hope you enjoy your stay & have some fun
but be prepared to become addicted this place will soon seem like home :) :)

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7 Feb 2006

hi dante & :welcome: to the forums *yes im late as usual* lol

yes you have that right its very addictive here even if you dont post you just cant help logging on & having a look biggrin

all i can say is make sure your seat is in the upright possition & seatbelt fastened & get ready for take off its going to be the ride of your life :lol: :lol:
have fun & enjoy :D :D

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7 Feb 2006

Quote by tweeky
Venue: Now anywhere
Company: Anyone, beast, male female dont care as long as they dont have crabs
Lighting: Yes I need to know that you arrived
Music: you choose just hurry up and fuck me I'm desperate
Programme: I have to write a programme? umm Star striker scores, hows that?
Must haves: Sex right here right now, COME ON Its like a swamp down here.
Outcome: In cum out cum I dont mind just get on with it.
:shock:
Tweeky

venue: i can book a hotel smile

company: im male & now im trimmed rather than shaved i dont itch anymore wink

lighting: i can wear my miners light on my hard hat you will see me coming a mile away :shock:
music:what evers in the stereo cool

programme: i can wear my footie kit :)
must haves: im ready even got my waders on ready for the swamp confused

outcome: ive got a cig ready for afterwards lol

god how fast can i make it to bristol bet im too late now anyway your pm box must be full :lol: :lol:

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7 Feb 2006

well i dont shave myself after having to once for an opperation yeah it was fine for a while but as soon as the hair started to grow back redface

i think everybody thought i had crabs surprised

ops: :oops: how do you stop the itching???
so for me its a grade two with the clippers everything nice & neat & no itch smile

:)
p.s Mac69 there is nothing wrong with the cut throat razor i still use one when i want a really close shave or ran out of bic's :) yes im one of those who cant afford the mach3 or too tight is prob more to the point biggrin

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7 Feb 2006

after living in the mountains of southern spain for a few years the things that i really missed & are so simple are like mik a good book,a can of baked beans & most of all my favourate love it or hate it yes you got it marmite & tahini on toast & the bread has to be from a thick cut unsliced loaf biggrin

:D

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