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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Quote by twos_company
blue label?????????
asda`s own works as well

hey the bar staff have done a runner so the smirnoff blue lable is free wink
& one large remmi martain xo & coke for blonde drinkies
no think he has been following the water polo in the commonwealth games
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by twos_company
vodka & coke please lovejoy
dont know where the barman is tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one large vodka & coke on the way could i recommend the blue lable smile
Quote by twos_company
so who`s still here????

yeah im still here but for some reason my name never appears at top of cafe confused
one of those nights nearly drank a bottle of brandy & not drunk :?
so whos up for a brandy & coke?? smile
Quote by tweeky
Dont think I have ever bought an CD I am ashmed of. I like many styles of music and if I bought a CD its cus I liked it.
Mr Tweeky

same as that tweeky i only buy it if i like it smile
& Peterlg Enigma is fantastic it takes you to places of your dreams :) :)
Quote by Pete_sw
Well All the Admin Squirelss live in Portsmouth or Southampton, the SH office is in Segensworth.
We should have a munch, so who is going to be brave enough to hold a munch!

well seeing as Segensworth is right in the middle between soton & pompy i think you should hold the munch in sh HQ biggrin
a travel lodge or two very close as well for people coming from further away sounds a great idea to me :D
my first munch thanks martin_m :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Try and keep us away if you dare rotflmao
so come on, when where?
well seeing as we have seven pages of people from down ere i hope SH HQ is a big place :D
martin i am willing to be used as a drip tray for the barrel of brandy as long as the tap leaks lol
Quote by sparky230
Or Land Rover parts book, biggrin :D bolt

just be carefull with those tools when you start working on it again confused
or are there any nurses on here willing to give you a hand just in case rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Martin_M
Well All the Admin Squirelss live in Portsmouth or Southampton, the SH office is in Segensworth.
We should have a munch, so who is going to be brave enough to hold a munch!

well seeing as Segensworth is right in the middle between soton & pompy i think you should hold the munch in sh HQ biggrin
a travel lodge or two very close as well for people coming from further away sounds a great idea to me :D
my first munch thanks martin_m :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
yet picked up some more old books last weekend so reading
stories of old england by george sargent at the momont its from 1883 so very interesting smile
also checking everyones surname that i know from a book of british surnames from 1860 mine's not in it though sad
Quote by cheekychimp
redface I do but try turning the tables and see if they let you off the penny , next time you get petrol clock up £20-01 and pay £20 see if that penny is important to them

Oh..I've been waiting for this one...thanks for Posting...but...I've Never had a problem with ....never, they've always let me off...!!
This Post is about the doe YOU have give away...for Free..!!!
Throughout the UK.....It's millions....perhaps Billions..!!!
CC...... cool
my local garrage has a tray on the counter with small change in for the people who go a penny or two over the pound smile
as for collecting change too right i do i have a demmi jon which i put all my change in when i get home the last time i cashed it in i had over £700 in it :shock: biggrin
paid for a holiday in turkey :D :D
cogratulations mik69 :bounce: :bounce:
so when do the celebrations begin my glass is empty waiting for a brandy so i can toast your health :cheers:
ps do you have steel fingers?? lol
you must have missed something 96kim i heard my fisrt cukoo a couple of weeks ago a sure sign spring has sprung biggrin
also daffodils are nearly ready to break into flower so yep we have spring here in the south <<he says as he gets his thermals out ready to go to work>> confused
anyway we have now passed the spring equinox so spring is without a doubt here :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Alexandra
I like the name Tilley (short for Matilda).
How about Eleanor (Ellie)?
My creative juices aren't flowing yet either,

now that is a great name smile
the pride she would have being named after one of the greatest cars of all time the shelby 1967 GT500 from gone in sixty seconds cool
ok my last idea
find someone who is short of clay pigeons & sell them for target practice
job done cool
all isnt lost little gem if you wrap them in bubble wrap & put in back of cupboard im sure in time your great great great great grand chilren might get a score each for them rotflmao
or you could use them for posh cat food plates (if you have cats smile )
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hiya little gem are the plates from a very limited edition?
i dont know these plates but royal doulton produces thousands of most of these type of plates usually say something like limited to 90 days production on the back!
& yes you can imaging how many thousands of plates can be produced in 90 days production confused
i usually get to at least three auctions a week (where my user name comes from) & most royal doulton plates if they sell go for a couple of pounds a peice sorry but just too many of them about to be worth much :?
i always thought this was to do with the adrenaline rush that you get from such things as war or even extreem sports,being involved in an accident or being tied up & helpless wink
it all gets the adrenaline pumping which stimulates the desire to have sex so i could see where the desire to have sex after a fire fight comes from smile
as for a web site sorry i did look but couldnt find anything sad
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Euuuuw ! Those bald ones look like aliens ! :giggle:

have to agree with you on that lol
they are not mine i live in a top floor flat for now so would be unfair to have cats staying here sad
Quote by hugs1
I have to say i agree. 90% of tattooed blokes you see are of the chavvy variety, but the other 10% are often pretty impressive........
Hubby for example.......

I on the other hand favour the smaller kind...

both are cool I feel - if entirely opposite ends of the spectrum, and neither chavvy!
L & P xx

wow now thats what i call a tat :shock: it makes mine look tiny sad
as for tattoo's on women yes please its an art form & i love them all from the small rose/butterfly to the full back & sleaved arms
dont know if my love of tats comes from my biker days or living in a naturalist community in spain (tats are so much better than clothes) whichever it is keep up the good work folks some great artwork biggrin
i would like to big up a very special lady darkfire for helping me through a very hard time with good advice & an ear & shoulder to cry on, this is one very special lady who deserves more than just bigging up kiss
thank you again for being there in my hour of need i owe you more than i can ever say thank you :therethere:
we do need a hug emoticon here
had to laugh at mine lol :lol:
Scaffold - Lily The Pink.
was a great song not heard it for years now though smile
Quote by cu3b4ll
What furniture or fittings have you found there ???


:shock: :P
pile removal toilet paper :shock:
where do you buy that lol :lol:
Quote by mik69
Bloody hell never thought of that :shock: and i bet it they could reach the peddles they could drive or even ride a bike confused Sh*t now you've really got me worried that hedge hogs are going to take over the world if they could only find a load of 1:25 scale fire arms :uhoh: :uhoh:
Sureal is my middle name mik_sureal_ 69 thats me :?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bet they could do a better job of governing the country than those who are doing it now :shock:
what a great thread
every respect to you & your mum what a great job she has done bringing you up with openness & honesty biggrin
i wish mine were as open & understanding of real life as yours are :D :D
Quote by mik69
a hedgehog who loved cat biscuit biggrin i think hedgehogs must be the noisiest eaters ive met but boy did he enjoy his food :D

I also had a hedgehog as a frequent visitor to my garden a while back. I used to feed it tinned cat food (had to open the tin for him is it any wonder were the master racelol ) and yes I agree they are noisy eaters confused
did you try giving him a tin opener small enough to fit his paws though mik wink
cant beat it can you a wild animal coming to say hello or just looking for a free feed smile
i once had a badger come into my back garden (when i had one) he used to love the peanuts i put down for him biggrin
& a hedgehog who loved cat biscuit :D i think hedgehogs must be the noisiest eaters ive met but boy did he enjoy his food :D
wow judy i dont quite know how the bio-chart works but it has me spot on for today :shock: looks like my emotional state is going to stay in termoil for the rest of the week!
i shall be looking into this much deeper so a big thank you for the link & something to get my teath into smile
tweeky if you are interested in dreams its a good idea to keep a note pad & pen beside your bed so you can write your dream down on waking as you tend to forget important parts very quickly
its good to also try to remember feelings during the dream & colours, bright dull etc & anything else that you remember that may not seem relevant at the time, you will be amazed with the outcome after a few months :)
i tried to get into lucid dreams afew years ago without much success but did have a lot of luck from controling dreams by holding a certain finger & thinking of my desired dream while waiting for sleep to come different fingers for different dreams,it sounds a little strange but does work :)
sweet dreams :) :)
Quote by sexycouple22
I likeread all that stuff too. Stephen king is pretty cool too, although he has gone more pschycalogical(?) in recent years. Dont mind the odd bit of pulp fiction when i'm feeling lowbrow, just reading a book on wether the bible has descriptions of ufo's.

ive read a few books on this & similar subjects the ufo is in the last chapter of bible
also the ark & clothes you need to wear when near it would make a perfect box for containing radioactive material & radiation suit!!!
as for my books i love & collect victorain books & others from early 1900s one of my all time favorites has to be thomas hardy
i remember that name
hi kingway
i have a quick question did you ever find your cat or is he still lost???