i also have some rather nice king edwards here :)
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lovejoy68
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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:smackbottom: I'm not that old yet cu3b4ll. Give it at least ^3more months then I'm having the stair lift fitted Quote by Darkfire
i think i drink too much to risk waving a razor anywhere near ant dangling bits
so it has to be a tight trim with the clippers for me much safer
something you need a hand with there?? :rascal:
how did i miss that :shock:
an offer i could never so no to :rascal: , i just hope its a safety razor that you have or do i have to bring my cut throat :?
just have to have a little brandy to steady my nerves first
Quote by Alexandra
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping
Having met the lovely Jags........ just be yourself girl!!!!!!!!!
No makeover needed.
Mind you if I get up that way again soon - how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!
no no please dont take me the wrong way i wasnt suggesting jags needs a make over it just makes you feel a lot better in yourself & when you feel good on the inside everything just sort of happens without trying :)
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping
i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :) Quote by MikeNorth
Help, missy, I can't breathe after reading the above post!
Apart from general untidyness, my worst habits, according to other people, are stopping in mid-sentence when I'm speaking, so people don't know whether I've finished or not, and asking several questions one after the other without waiting for answers.
I also have a habit of frequently prodding my glasses on the bridge with one finger, whether or not they are slipping down my nose. Someone I knew who hadn't seen me for 20 years once recognised me from seeing me do that! :lol:
some of my worst habbits are like others
drink way too much (but trying to cut it down/out)
smoke too much
& spend way too much time on ebay
dont think i should talk about my driving habbits (ya never know if the law is watching :uhoh: )
& i have to agree with mikenorth about stopping in mid sentence i also tend
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
My friend has a little old lady living next door thats 102, is that old enough for you? nice n wrinkly, go on ya know ya want to
Shaz x
i cant understand it i just looked at this thread & all i can think of is i want your ass :twisted: :twisted:
Can't think why
:lol: Shaz x
i knew i should have bought that new whip last night :twisted: :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
jumble sales on a sat morning are usually a good bet
make sure you wear some protection though they get savage when they see something they want
hello stranger:wave: pete hows it hanging?
late reply again had check a local acction out,lots of older ladies there as well :lol: :lol:
ive not posted much on here for a while but have just been sent something that might be of interest to all you petrol heads
free tickets to the renault world series at donington on the 9/10 sept its a great weekend i went last year & there is loads to do & see as well as many races
i cant put the link up on here but would be happy to send by pm to anyone thats interested :D
free tickets to the renault world series at donington on the 9/10 sept its a great weekend i went last year & there is loads to do & see as well as many races
i cant put the link up on here but would be happy to send by pm to anyone thats interested :D
:x
im here now ive only got dial up & get cut off after two hours now it says i have to wait five mins before getting back in well im looking to buy a new motor at the moment not interested in a 4x4 but looking at some american v8s so will be in the same boat
its about time the tax disk was done away with & was added the the petrol it would be a much better way of taxing transport
just my oppinion for what its worth
its about time the tax disk was done away with & was added the the petrol it would be a much better way of taxing transport
just my oppinion for what its worth
