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lovejoy68
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
United Kingdom

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good evening mr dpg i would be honoured to share a bottle of remi martin with you to toast the health of baby tilley & to congratulate you smile
i also have some rather nice king edwards here :)
congratulations to you both biggrin & the rest of the tribe :D :D
wishing baby tilley & yourselves all the health & happiness in the world :D :D
take care & all the best to you all :D
& you have forced my into it just pouring a weee-ish brandy to wet her head :cheers:
maybe someones trying to tell you something confused or its just the batman avatar lol
seriously though i think they are pulled out of a hat bit like a raffle :lol:
Quote by sheddy
smackbottom :smackbottom: I'm not that old yet cu3b4ll. Give it at least ^3more months then I'm having the stair lift fitted lol

does that mean you will be having another floor put on the shed for the summer :lol:
its good to see you posting again biggrin :D
Quote by Darkfire
i think i drink too much to risk waving a razor anywhere near ant dangling bits confused
so it has to be a tight trim with the clippers for me much safer biggrin

something you need a hand with there?? :rascal:
how did i miss that :shock:
an offer i could never so no to :rascal: , i just hope its a safety razor that you have or do i have to bring my cut throat :?
just have to have a little brandy to steady my nerves first lol
there are way too many comedians that i like but some of my all time fav's would have to be
jack dee lol
harry enfield :lol: :lol:
& not only a comedian but all round actor as well david jason he has had me in stitches sooooo many times :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Alexandra
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works wink lol
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping smile i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)

Having met the lovely Jags........ just be yourself girl!!!!!!!!!
No makeover needed.
Mind you if I get up that way again soon - how about a trip round the shops then a drink and a meal!
no no please dont take me the wrong way i wasnt suggesting jags needs a make over it just makes you feel a lot better in yourself & when you feel good on the inside everything just sort of happens without trying :)
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works wink lol
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping smile i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost :)
i think i drink too much to risk waving a razor anywhere near ant dangling bits confused
so it has to be a tight trim with the clippers for me much safer biggrin
Quote by MikeNorth
Help, missy, I can't breathe after reading the above post! lol :lol: Superb! biggrin
Apart from general untidyness, my worst habits, according to other people, are stopping in mid-sentence when I'm speaking, so people don't know whether I've finished or not, and asking several questions one after the other without waiting for answers.
I also have a habit of frequently prodding my glasses on the bridge with one finger, whether or not they are slipping down my nose. Someone I knew who hadn't seen me for 20 years once recognised me from seeing me do that! :lol:

some of my worst habbits are like others
drink way too much (but trying to cut it down/out)
smoke too much confused
& spend way too much time on ebay
dont think i should talk about my driving habbits (ya never know if the law is watching :uhoh: )
& i have to agree with mikenorth about stopping in mid sentence i also tend
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
My friend has a little old lady living next door thats 102, is that old enough for you? nice n wrinkly, go on ya know ya want to lol
Shaz x

i cant understand it i just looked at this thread & all i can think of is i want your ass :twisted: :twisted:
Can't think why innocent :lol:
Shaz x
i knew i should have bought that new whip last night :twisted: :lol:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
My friend has a little old lady living next door thats 102, is that old enough for you? nice n wrinkly, go on ya know ya want to lol
Shaz x

i cant understand it i just looked at this thread & all i can think of is i want your ass :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
jumble sales on a sat morning are usually a good bet smile
make sure you wear some protection though they get savage when they see something they want confused lol :lol:

wave hello stranger
Quote by Pete_sw
jumble sales on a sat morning are usually a good bet smile
make sure you wear some protection though they get savage when they see something they want confused lol :lol:

wave hello stranger
:wave: pete hows it hanging?
late reply again had check a local acction out,lots of older ladies there as well :lol: :lol:
jumble sales on a sat morning are usually a good bet smile
make sure you wear some protection though they get savage when they see something they want confused lol :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
If it was 2 wheels I'd be interested :giggle:

no problem there half of the cars end up with only two wheels attatched in the end lol :lol:
& as for the cup final tickets i would also be very interested & would be willing to do almost anything for a pair biggrin
Quote by sheddy
wave
and you'd better have a good reason for going AWOL lol :lol:

hiya sheddy sorry i have no good excuse for not posting much confused
ive just been lurking in the shadows apart from last weekend when i was brave enough to get the cam out in the sarge's newbies chatroom cool
ive not posted much on here for a while but have just been sent something that might be of interest to all you petrol heads biggrin
free tickets to the renault world series at donington on the 9/10 sept its a great weekend i went last year & there is loads to do & see as well as many races
i cant put the link up on here but would be happy to send by pm to anyone thats interested :D
wishing you all the very best for a speedy recovery & hope all goes well
good luck smile
Quote by dambuster

Captions ?

so who gave xibit permision to "pimp my ride" mad :x
Quote by dambuster

Captions ?

so who gave xibit permision to "pimp my ride" mad :x
Quote by DeeCee
isnt it time we got told the answer??

think you will find the answer at the top of this page biggrin
redface im here now ive only got dial up & get cut off after two hours now it says i have to wait five mins before getting back in confused
hope seeing my facedidnt scare you too much lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
:shock: :shock: :shock: Sarge broke server 2 :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?
Shireen
xxx

think it must have been me i put my cam on :? redface
well im looking to buy a new motor at the moment not interested in a 4x4 but looking at some american v8s so will be in the same boat confused
its about time the tax disk was done away with & was added the the petrol it would be a much better way of taxing transport
just my oppinion for what its worth biggrin
Quote by sheddy
I can't work the chat room its too fast for me confused yet i'm fine on msn so figure that out lol

same as that sheddy i tried joes place & with 70 people in there all chatting at once i was lost :?
will stick to forums & msn more my pace smile
one very large jd & ice on the way smile
& yep ya got the brandy right cheers drinkies
sorry for delay just been looking in the chat room & given up it i just cant keek up confused
must drink less brandy :?
Quote by sheddy
Right whos gonna buy a tippsy miksheddy69 a drink then drinkies

well im still propping the bar up so if ya let me know whats in it its yours smile :drinkies:
ok can i interest anyone in a tvr (tequila vodka & red bull) or a sambuka??
i like this i can see a career change coming on biggrin