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luv2lick
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by Angel Chat
Has anyone tried the new Cadburys Praline Flake..................they are gorgeous.
They taste like an angel cumming on your tongue!! :P :P
What, as in 'Angel..the vampire with a soul'?
Well I can categorically say he ain't talking about me! :shock:
Ooooooh but i bet he wishes it was !!!
Quote by hjd10
Hi everyone,
I've replied to a couple of ads in the Photo Ads section, after a couple of days I've got replies back which then require me to go to another adult site and register to retrive details (At a cost)
Is there anything that can be done to stop this happening?
Cheers
Howie.....
Block the email addresses on your email program... eg all addressed ending in dating2004.....etc...
Quote by dazandlou
i think i'm about 13 stone, and i'm a size 18, 16 if i go to a nice shop, lol!! i usually do the branflake diet, a bowl of branflakes first thing in the morning, a decent lunch, and another bowl of branflakes right before you go to bed - it's wonderful, you lose about a stone in about 4 weeks!! (it's all the fibre!)
Ahh the high fiber diet...shit yourself thin !
Quote by manofmuchfun
Well, for those that are interested!
Real fire, duvet in front of, nice bottle of wine, good dvd and a great hour and a half of fun with the missus. Then I raised the subject of swinging. A relatively short discussion ensued with me in no doubt whatsoever that it wasn't something she would consider.
I'm more disappoined than I ever thought I would be so I guess no where to go from here? :cry:
fantasies and realities are two different things ! if you persue this then look out for divorce court ! you cant force people to play your games ? either they do...or they dont !
I suggest you present her with a 25 year old...throbbing hunk of a man, hell bent on taking her to heaven and back...then ask the question again...once you are off and running she might like it...?
I'm not helping...am i ?
Quote by dazandlou
But how many 'fat' people where actually offended by it?!?Although I'm not surprised.. they've banned certain nursey rhymes to try and be more politically correct
I know.... like Baa Baa black sheep!!
No one ever questioned the improperness of mutilating handicapped animals in Three blind Mice!
Brilliant!!!!Quote by Calista
Honestly, man *tuts* like lavendar oil, or Patchouli or Ylang Ylang etc.
You're saying that knowing full well that I, as a guy and a single one at that, has absolutely no clue what you're on about!
Ylang whatnow?!
Look just go into the health shop and ask for pine essential oil and an oil burner (or aroma stone) .. add water, two drops of oil and a candle underneath .... I guarantee the tree smell....
If you really want a xmassy smell ..... then cedarwood, orange and clove oils ............. mmmmmmmm
The smell of warming mulled wine is the christmass smell for me....
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Ok then so here's another question that I wondered about today! (Must be getting better really)
How long or short amount of time does it take you when already feeling horny to masturbate? time from the first time you touch yourself to when you cum is what I mean?
Gawd I'm having some weird thoughts today, maybe time to lay off the Olbas oil!
Doesnt really matter how horny i am..always the same...i enjoy the feeling until i want to cum then do it...there is a threshold i can choose to go over and cum follows a short while after...so if you mean when i am in a hurry and i zoom over the threshold...then...I guess 2-3 minutes
what about you?
Quote by Bikertone
To be honest have no idea how much I can do, would take some investigation lol
I do know that I can deepthroat though, its all in the gag reflex
Right. Bike's full of fuel, all systems checked and ready.
Where did you say you live?
Tony.
Expecting her to take a 10" cock down her throat is one thing but an exhaust pipe!!! that is too much!
Quote by zootle
Any character played by Natalie Portman (with obvious exceptions of course) because she is unbelievably lovely.
Jessica Alba - can't remember the name of the show of the character, that dodgy genetic engineering sf show from a couple of years back.
In fact I'm just going to sit here for a while and think about having a threesome with these two improbably lovely ladies...
Dark Angel....was the show
an she has a fine ass!
