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14 Dec 2004

I was going to post a reply to this earlier but didnt really think i had any valuable advice...But thinking about how I deal with feeling low...especially when it is about a woman...I try to concentrate on the things that make me happy...after a few days it seems to take over the negative things...
I guess it is all about perspective...and getting the right one..
You know...
Watching Forresst Gump (Always makes me feel better about myself)
Trying to beat my Personal Best on eating a box of jaffa cakes (1 min 51 secs) with cup of tea to assist..but my goodness..my jaw ached after that.
Following my dog around on all fours...like a dog..(confuses the hell out of him..and is really childish when you get caught..and no i dont pee in the garden like him...but going down the stairs is a bit tricky...makes you wonder how they do it so fast)
Chav spotting...
Buying sweets you havent eaten for years...like sherbert dip..(if that term has any sexual undertones I am not interested at the moment)
brewing a massive fart and truely enjoying letting it rip...(you know you all love it so dont pretend you dont!!!)
I know these are all trivial things and some would say not relevant in this situation but they do make me smile...and that is half the battle... perhaps this is how we can help you on this site...compile a list of challenges and tasks for you to do over the next few weeks ...all with the objective of making you smile and help realise there is a lot of 'World' out there to enjoy,
Anyway...hope this ..or some of the better advice helps
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I know you have said you have tried burying yourself in work and other things but were they particularly positive things?

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Reese
Ahh but i didnt actually say it was impossible but merely implied that if you are told it is impossible..you will probably try......and you must have tried in the past...or how else yould you know..?

To be perfectly honest, I just tried when I'd read your post. redface

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Would make a good icebreaker for one of those 'boring meetings' that people have to go to...who can lick their own elbow...everyone try.....Video the attempts and play them back on a big screen...personally i looked an idiot when i tried and was a good 2 inches off the mark... surprised

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14 Dec 2004

Quote by Reese
50 views already...cant help but wonder how many people are trying themselves.....bit like being told it is impossible to lick your own elbows.......

Hey - stop generalising! I can lick my elbow!! surprised

surprised

Ahh but i didnt actually say it was impossible but merely implied that if you are told it is impossible..you will probably try......and you must have tried in the past...or how else yould you know..? :D

14 Dec 2004

Ahhh Bless her little cotton socks......she looks so embarrased now she has finished...doesnt know what to do with herself

14 Dec 2004

Wow.... 10".....that is bloody wide.. biggrin

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13 Dec 2004

You could take your eye out with one of those !

13 Dec 2004

I'm a Mog...half man half dog...I'm my own best friend!

13 Dec 2004

Quote by rutter5
OMG If you want to laugh and be horrified go to pictures on the web page and go thru the top ten. I'll never eat sushi again :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Um ....got to number 5....got no further...enough said biggrin

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by bonnienclyde
50 views already...cant help but wonder how many people are trying themselves.....bit like being told it is impossible to lick your own elbows.......

Eventually I will manage it mad

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Please tell me you are refering to the balloon trick... lol

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13 Dec 2004

50 views already...cant help but wonder how many people are trying themselves.....bit like being told it is impossible to lick your own elbows....... biggrin

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13 Dec 2004

Think i am in love! redface

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13 Dec 2004

Sorry if this has been posted before but........

What do you think
Amazing is an understatement :shock:

12 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
We got a boy of 9 and a girl of 7

you keep your childrens as pets!!!!!!!!
JGL
You mesan you're not supposed to keep them caged up?!? :shock: I have just pushed a bowl of water through the bars for my 2 yr old!! I might even feed her later. lol

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And Remember..they are for life.....not just for Christmas ! smile

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by JudyTV
was kept on a very tight reign by an absoulte minger of a partner. It was the first time partners had been invited , and they were all wondering what a good looking guy was doing with in the words of one ' Paul Burrell in a wig'

Ouch, I so hate the word minger?
Have you considered that this person is probably someones loved one and this partnership could be a loving and warm relationship that is a haven for those concerned.
Judy
Absolutely right...Munter is a much better word :twisted:

12 Dec 2004

Sprouts...Are Fookin disgustin! They are the balls of Satan himself...only good for torturing kids and food fights..(the aerodynamic properties of a lobbed sprout are second to none...leave a red mark too!) evil

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12 Dec 2004

Got to be Lara Croft...Angelina Jolie...mmm lips that can suck start a juggernaught biggrin

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11 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
As have said elsewhere, this morning, is mine tonight. We're off to a hotel in Bristol for one of those with about 5 companies.. then we're staying at said hotel. Is kinda harsh.. everyone all dressed up and us, totally unable to cop off with anyone.

And you think you will be the only one frustrated at this situation? Find another like minded individual and make it happen...it will be sooooo much naughtier! The bigger the risk...the bigger the thrill.... biggrin

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11 Dec 2004

As for his piss head palls.....buy a big dog...dont feed it.....piss it off big time...let the dog answer the door next time they come back ! biggrin

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11 Dec 2004

Hey
I've been a brother living at a sister's house. I was of course an angel ;) but even that eventually ran it's course...Eventually we had a huge barney and we sorted things out. I didnt leave straight away but was more understanding of her need to have some space....Now I have had people stay with me for a few weeks and I can understand her point of view..
You are not being hard...there is a reason people leave home...humans need space to do their own thing...you are just normal.
And if he cared about you as much as you do about him..he will understand...even if it takes him a while smile

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7 Dec 2004

Quote by sexyann57
Our 19 yr old son walked his girlfriend to the local train station last wed, ..and did,nt come back until yesterday :cry: we did,nt think much of it at first and as the days went by we started to get anxious yesterday baz went to report it to the police because we know he had no money and did,nt take a change of clothes, needless to say at 5 o,clock last night he walks in as if everything in the world is fine with g/f in tow , so then we had to let the police know so they came around to tell him off , but anger aside it is a relief to know he,s ok
sorry to burden you with this but i needed stress relief :crazy:

Wow...must be some girlfriend to make him lose track of 5 days!
I went to Wales for a week when i was 17 and forgot to tell my parents....I honestly dont think they even noticed... He should think himself lucky you cared !

7 Dec 2004

Quote by AndyS-NE
Two bits of liver and an elastic band?

As long as the liver is gentlly warmed in the Microwave you'll be ok wink

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Even better just put the liver in an old (empty and washed) jar of jam and thrust to your hearts content rolleyes

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................................ahem so i've heard surprised

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Yep...jam that thing between the matress and bed base....and away you go... :shock:

7 Dec 2004

Libra Love.....thats a fine ass you have there X
Got my vote biggrin

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7 Dec 2004

Two bits of liver and an elastic band?

6 Dec 2004

Must be tough and you have my sympathy. Have you suggested a 3sum? i dont know the details of your illness but perhaps you can still take part and provide her with the re-assurance she needs? You can give her the love and emotional element..(and perhaps oral?) and another man (or woman) can provide the rest of her needs.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by dazandlou
ok, i know of 6 people who are pregnant at the moment... is there something in the water??? Oh, and how do you convince your other half that he wants another baby NOW????? and i mean something a bit less underhand than throwing my pills in the bin and pretending im taking them, lol!!!!

You will never convince him..it is a male thing. My advice...go abroad..(always seems to be more chance of getting pregnant) then creat situation where he knows you might get pregnant if you dont stop....then get him real horny..make sure he understands the risks.....He can always stop if he really wants to smile

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5 Dec 2004

What about Pole Dancing? Good workout...hard crome...lots of energy?

5 Dec 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Having checked ebay again...it would appear that the market value of old used knickers is directly proportional to the activity they were last subjected to.....apparently horse riding or polo playing can boost this value to at least Â£50...so perhaps foxylady could enlighten us?

Im afraid im allergic to horses and never played polo, so what other activity do you suggest that might inflate the price of my used knickers?
HmmmmI have heard that riding the washing machine might do it...
Do p;lease tell, what is it?
Unless you have any other suggestions?

5 Dec 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Having checked ebay again...it would appear that the market value of old used knickers is directly proportional to the activity they were last subjected to.....apparently horse riding or polo playing can boost this value to at least Â£50...so perhaps foxylady could enlighten us?

Im afraid im allergic to horses and never played polo, so what other activity do you suggest that might inflate the price of my used knickers?
HmmmmI have heard that riding the washing machine might do it...

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
RINGTONES!!! Those fucking adverts are going to make me put my foot through the telly one of these days :evil: :x

Same as telephone chat ad's....They take up all the effin freeview time on the Adult Channels !!!

5 Dec 2004

"Last Orders"