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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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5/10 not bad considering I guessed them all, oh and im on top of winchy, go me... hump
Sorry NWC would you take us off the list please as we arn't going to be able to make it to the munch :cry:.
My nan has traced our family tree way way back, I spent alot of my summer holidays as a kid trawling round cemetrys looking for dead folk! loon. Nothing very interesting to report tho. We did have a lady on my grandads side of the family called Loveday-Jayne tho, which I think is lovely.
Were off to button moon,
We followed Mr. Spoon - Button Moon, Button Moon
Were off to button moon. Button Moon, Button Moon.
There's button moon, shining brightly in blanket sky.
I love pickled eggs, the stronger the better :lickface:
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I'm on the Vino tonight, so I may be a little free with my words wink

If you know that, either don't post or don't drink confused
That's just giving the excuse for rudeness or whatever behaviour you know is unacceptable. Alcohol is not an excuse - you can choose not to drink.
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:scared: Don't laugh........ but........ I can't watch them!
Hate horror films ....... just too scary :scared:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I can't either redface, even scooby doo scared the shit out of me as a kid :scared: redface
A toughie, I think it would depend on what the crime was for example I would if it was, murder or a violent crime but probably not for shoplifting.
I think until you are faced with that situation you don't really know what you would do, but I would like to think I would do the right thing.
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I think the film was "cruel intentions"
starred George Clooney and Cathrine Zeta Jones, i just thought it had to get better and if anything got worse...
but must say there have been loads of films that have been watched thinking they will get better only to find they have finished and they didn't get better lol lol xx

I don't think they were in cruel intentions hun!. I think the film you mean is called Intolerable cruelty.
Don't know who nicked the poll lol, but I think the song is pants!.
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The gang bang song on the x factor!! :shock: biggrin

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
I just want to know how you have a gang bang against a wall ???.
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nope :angel:
Have you ever caused someone an injury during sex?

Yes, but none sexual in the throws of passion his head sort of met a big pot on my arm redface told the doc he walked into a flower pot :lol2:
Have you ever been injured during sex?
Yep split lip confused head connected with mouth!.
Have you ever wanked someone off with your feet?
Im whole!
redface actually does two missing teeth make me un whole?
nope :angel:
Have you ever caused someone an injury during sex?
Eric Clapton - tears in heaven.
Janelle - Amazing.
Thats all I can think of at the mo.
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Okay... so, you're marooned on a desert island - but this is Swingersville so there's a twist to the usual 'what would you take with you?' question? You decide that until help is on its way, there's nothing to do but enjoy yourself and each other to pass the time.
So:
1. Who would you want with you? (Allowed up to four people, either famous folk or forumites.)
Robbie Williams
Tan but only if she wears the stockings and shoes in her avatar :rascal: !
Mark Harmon
David Beckham.
2. What sex toy or accessory would you have?
A big bouncy bed with a metal headboard and rope!
3. What food and drink?
White wine spritzer and rump steak!.
4. What would be your Swinging Desert Island disc... the musical accompaniment to your pleasure?
ooo a toughie, I think a mixture of easy listening and soulful R n B.
5. What sexual act(s) would you like to indulge in while you're stranded?
A little D&P and bodys tangled everywhere!.
:rascal: Hmmmm... will post my choices in just a mo. Am conjuring up all the possible permutations! :giggle:
I have never driven anything other than a car!.
I have never watched lord of the rings :sleeping:
I have never been on a girlie holiday sad
I have never shopped in Ikea and not bought a hotdog on the way out redface
We've been together 10 years and married for 3 months x.
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After raising a thread today, made me realise that some topics get emotions running high.
I do apologise if anything I raise as a thread has a personal impact on you.
Are there some topics that are best left unsaid?

As long as it doesn't breach the AUP I don't see why certain topics can't be discussed.
If people don't like the title or what the thread is about then just stay out of it and move on to the next.
I try to look after my skin, mrs B just remember you don't always get what you pay for in skincare! Gok Wan was raving about a skincare range in a magazine last week, it was Aldi own brand and costs peanuts!!.
I use cheep as chips clensing wipes, an olay thermal scrub and olay regenerist moisturiser.
Your skin should settle down once your skin adjusts to your routine, all the crap is coming out at the minute, it will get better.
Oh and the mens "beauty" business is huge! so there must be alot of men out there who don't think looking after their skin is poncy, mr lyns isn't one of them tho!.
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Anti-clockwise. But I'd love to know how you make yourself see her go the other way as they suggest you should be able to - I can't do it at all!

I can only see her going clock wise! Mr lyns can see it both ways!!. I don't get it...
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red heads
chinese burn
or
paper cut

Chinese burn
Chinese or indian food?