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3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
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Quote by dekntan
dek has 3 children to his x wife all over 18 now never had a problem with them sometimes have had probs with my son though (who had his mummy pretty much to himself until dek came along and was angry at dek for nicking his mummy he was 3) tis swings and roundabouts though
My step dad took 3 of us on when i was 7 i was the only one of the kids that "accepted" him my brother and sister still cause problems for him after more than 16 years to the extent of refusing to include thier baby our half brother in a family portrait because he wasnt true blood so to speak which i found totally outragous :shock:
Im totally speechless at that comment.
I have a stepdad who has been in my life since i was about 6 and I have always got on fine with him. We have never lived together tho and im not sure if that makes a difference. He has always treated my sister and I as one of his own. His children on the other hand were very unaccepting of my mum wich I used to get very upset about as I couldn`t understand why they didn`t like her, they thought my mum had split their parents up which wasn`t the case, as they have gotten older and now understand "grown up relationships" they all get along great with my mum.
My dad is also in another relationship and has been for 18 years with a lady who has got 5 children, I always hated the fact that my dad spent time with her and her children when I felt he should have been spending time with my sister and I. I get on ok with her but not as well as I do my stepdad, even at 25 I feel like she stole my dad from us
. I think the difference is that we lived with our dad. Quote by A+D
:cheers:
Talking of out drinking - I pulled an older woman at a pub last night. She was a right sort for 57.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a fumble and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double; that is a mother and daughter 3 some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night! We went back to her place, she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
About me.......
I was born in:
Irvine, Scotland
My favorite music includes:
Christina Aguilera, Robbie Williams, Kelly Clarkson, Meatloaf, basically anything I can sing along to!
My favourite films include:
The Shawshank Redemption, Save the last dance, Top Gun, Notting Hill, Erin Brochovich
My favourite books include:
Anything by Sophie Kinsella, Patrica Cornwell or Martina Cole
My favourite food includes:
Chinese crispy chilli Beef, Chicken rogan josh or a good old home cooked roast beef dinner.
Never, ever cook this for me!
Anything still attached to a bone :scared:
My "tipple" is:
Rose wine or vodka and diet coke.
Sports I like to participate in:
um... is sex a sport yet??
Sports I like to watch:
Rugby
Teams I support:
See above!
Ideal family day out:
The beach, paddeling in the sea, eating ice creams making sand castles and eating fish and chips complete with sand.
Ideal Destination for a romantic European weekend break:
Venice .
Dream, once in a lifetime holiday:
Backing round the world!.
Ideal weeks summer family holiday:
Quiet Greek island, warm, crystal clear sea, great food, fab company and a goodlooking bartender.
Ideal weeks winter family holiday:
Skiing/sledging/building snowmen in Lapland meeting the "real" father christmas, whilst avoiding the UK christmas.
If I could time travel, I would go back to:
June 7th 1984 so I could tell my papa just how much I loved him.
Favourite sexual position:
Depends on my mood but doggy is my favourite.
Biggest turn on:
Passionate kissing
Biggest turn off:
Feeling I'm with someone who's not that interested.
Extrovert or Wallflower?
Wallflower- but wishing I was an extrovert!
Hobbies:
Not much, god I bet I sound so boring
.
Ideal night out:
Either going out drinking and dancing with the girls or going out for a nice dinner with mr lyns.
Ideal night in:
Nice relaxing bath, takeaway a nice bottle or two of wine and a good dvd, oh and mr lyns for company
Shoot me if I ever get stuck in a lift with:
Jodie Marsh.
If I win £10 million, I will:
Pay off my families and friends morgages, have a fantastic holiday with my family and friends and spend spend spend!!!
I was born in:
Irvine, Scotland
My favorite music includes:
Christina Aguilera, Robbie Williams, Kelly Clarkson, Meatloaf, basically anything I can sing along to!
My favourite films include:
The Shawshank Redemption, Save the last dance, Top Gun, Notting Hill, Erin Brochovich
My favourite books include:
Anything by Sophie Kinsella, Patrica Cornwell or Martina Cole
My favourite food includes:
Chinese crispy chilli Beef, Chicken rogan josh or a good old home cooked roast beef dinner.
Never, ever cook this for me!
Anything still attached to a bone :scared:
My "tipple" is:
Rose wine or vodka and diet coke.
Sports I like to participate in:
um... is sex a sport yet??
Sports I like to watch:
Rugby
Teams I support:
See above!
Ideal family day out:
The beach, paddeling in the sea, eating ice creams making sand castles and eating fish and chips complete with sand.
Ideal Destination for a romantic European weekend break:
Venice .
Dream, once in a lifetime holiday:
Backing round the world!.
Ideal weeks summer family holiday:
Quiet Greek island, warm, crystal clear sea, great food, fab company and a goodlooking bartender.
Ideal weeks winter family holiday:
Skiing/sledging/building snowmen in Lapland meeting the "real" father christmas, whilst avoiding the UK christmas.
If I could time travel, I would go back to:
June 7th 1984 so I could tell my papa just how much I loved him.
Favourite sexual position:
Depends on my mood but doggy is my favourite.
Biggest turn on:
Passionate kissing
Biggest turn off:
Feeling I'm with someone who's not that interested.
Extrovert or Wallflower?
Wallflower- but wishing I was an extrovert!
Hobbies:
Not much, god I bet I sound so boring
.
Ideal night out:
Either going out drinking and dancing with the girls or going out for a nice dinner with mr lyns.
Ideal night in:
Nice relaxing bath, takeaway a nice bottle or two of wine and a good dvd, oh and mr lyns for company
Shoot me if I ever get stuck in a lift with:
Jodie Marsh.
If I win £10 million, I will:
Pay off my families and friends morgages, have a fantastic holiday with my family and friends and spend spend spend!!!
My heart goes out to you and your friends family and friends . I guess there isn`t much you can do except be there for them, to be a shoulder to cry on and to maybe help with the practical things like getting the kids from school.
Regarding the children you or your friend could possibly buy a book which tells a story of a family member dying which may help them to understand , maybe you could get one from the oncology centre of your local hospital or I did notice that Lloyds chemist were selling some which were written by Sarah Furgason.
Hope this helps
. I guess there isn`t much you can do except be there for them, to be a shoulder to cry on and to maybe help with the practical things like getting the kids from school.Regarding the children you or your friend could possibly buy a book which tells a story of a family member dying which may help them to understand , maybe you could get one from the oncology centre of your local hospital or I did notice that Lloyds chemist were selling some which were written by Sarah Furgason.
Hope this helps
Quote by jaymar
From the other side of the fence, I get embarrased if Im overheard at home, and am usually very quiet. I think it comes from years of shagging with the babies/kids in the same room/nearby.
But I would be mortified if I thought my neighbours overheard.
In a club...which I havent experienced yet, i maybe different...i dunno
Same here, when we were abroad in the summer my daughter announced she could hear us and had been hearing for months! I was totally embarassed
but she thought it was quite amusing.
I moan but I'm not a shouter and by no means a screamer.
Same here I tend to be quite quiet during sex, I think its because im always worried I will wake up one of the kids!!. I think mr lyns would like it if I was more vocal tho!!.
Quote by de_sade
Oh Frex you spoiled the fun
He was just getting started too...
Ooops a daisy!
Right! As you have spoilt the flow I am going to add my own first experience...
It was a Tuesday at the local YMCA disco and there were three girls gagging for a fuck. I decided three was a good start and so pulled in a couple of chicks from the tuck-shop so I didn't get bored. It was OK. I shot my load over the face of the first babe who later became better known as Kirsty McColl. She loved getting a face full but then her lesbian best mate got jealous and fucked her with a 22" dildo whilst I watched and the other girls all sucked my cock. Then all of a sudden my best mate - from America - Bradley Pittmeister - who you might know better as Brad Pitt burst in through the church door (did I say it was in a church in a kind of Satanic sex ritual kind of thang...) and anally fucked me and three of the girls!!! It was great.
Over to you Frex...
Quote by dekntan
Big
I do have alot going on at the moment im organising a wedding, i`ve only been back at work 2 months after having my little one so im still adjusting to trying to juggle everything!
So im gonna take a few deep breaths and get a grip :lol2:.
Again big
:inlove: Big for you all, im feeling a little better now was having a "feeling sorry for myself moment" earlier on .
I do have alot going on at the moment im organising a wedding, i`ve only been back at work 2 months after having my little one so im still adjusting to trying to juggle everything!.
So im gonna take a few deep breaths and get a grip :lol2:.
Again big for you all
for you all, im feeling a little better now was having a "feeling sorry for myself moment" earlier on . I do have alot going on at the moment im organising a wedding, i`ve only been back at work 2 months after having my little one so im still adjusting to trying to juggle everything!
.So im gonna take a few deep breaths and get a grip :lol2:.
Again big
for you all 
I know its not uncommon to become a little depressed/under the weather at this time of year but im suddenly feeling down in the dumps, nothing out of the ordinary has happened to make me feel like this. The excact same thing happened last year and I needed 5 weeks off work to sort myself our :shock:.
So im wondering if I could possibly be affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder?
(obviously it might not be this I could just be self diagnosing (sp?) again
, bluddy internet )
Does anyone suffer from this and if so how do you deal with it.
So im wondering if I could possibly be affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder?
(obviously it might not be this I could just be self diagnosing (sp?) again
, bluddy internet )Does anyone suffer from this and if so how do you deal with it.
Quote by louise_and_joe
I just wrote a really diplomatic reply for the jury thread... based on statistics!! Went to post and the bluddy thing has gone.....probably snuggled up somewhere with said steam thread!!!
Yehhhh
I've returned home from work to find the jury service thread banished
Dont ya just hate it when that happens!!! 
Me too, I only logged on to have a read of that
louise xx
me three
:welcome: to the madhouse, hope you find what you are looking for.
Quote by byron
I have in my profile that I am bi curious, I have played with once with a fem, so should my profile state that im bi, even tho im still figuring out if I really like it or not
Lyns, I played with a few guys before I came out of the closet: It's when you feel that saying it is the truth then you know what you are.
(Sorry if that sounds pompous, I think if I start writing more stuff like that I'll start writing the fortunes for fortune cookies
)I think I just need to have a few more goes at it to make up my mind :rascal:
IMHO, I would sort out how you feel about your partner before getting involved with anyone else. Sounds to me like you may be having doubts about your relationship. I know people do play separtatly but to do it without your partners understanding is playing with fire and you are bound to get burnt.
Good luck with what ever you decide to do.
Good luck with what ever you decide to do.
