Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

Forum

Quote by helnheaven
I really am.
Once upon a time I thought Pontefract was in Wales - well it does sound welsh, don't you think? confused
I've just seen "Clitheroe, Lancs" on someone's profile. So Clitheroe is not in Wales either then? redface
I often find in chatrooms on here and elsewhere that I have to just ask "is it south of sheffield" 'cos anything else means nowt to me, tbh.
Some places sound like they should be somewhere else though.
Been mentioned by someone else that Middleton St George is oop here near me but it does sound a bit too posh, don't ya think?
Am I the only one crap with this? Please say no!! lol

Disclaimer: I am blond (ish). Is pontefract not in Wales?. Where is it?.
Yep im crap at geography to! lol
Im blonde too
Pontefract is in West Yorkshire Nr Wakefield wink
Thanks for clearing that one up, I really did think it was in Wales :giggle:
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I really am.
Once upon a time I thought Pontefract was in Wales - well it does sound welsh, don't you think? confused
I've just seen "Clitheroe, Lancs" on someone's profile. So Clitheroe is not in Wales either then? redface
I often find in chatrooms on here and elsewhere that I have to just ask "is it south of sheffield" 'cos anything else means nowt to me, tbh.
Some places sound like they should be somewhere else though.
Been mentioned by someone else that Middleton St George is oop here near me but it does sound a bit too posh, don't ya think?
Am I the only one crap with this? Please say no!! lol

Disclaimer: I am blond (ish). Is pontefract not in Wales?. Where is it?.
Yep im crap at geography to! lol
Quote by alljustfun2001
I`ve got a box of miniture heros and a box of maltesers!!!

I'm with Lyns, mmmm maltesers esp if she wearing that red slip n boots, sorry, promise to keep eyes on the tv lol
Btw - what a great idea, chat rm as well me thinks?
Chris x
redface im willing to share my maltesers!
Quote by AtomCom2001
I can blow really hard and make the malteser float above my lips :smug: lol

Good trick... biggrin
But how is your sucking ;)? :grin:
Cheeky rotflmao rotflmao
Well with a reply like that from a very horny woman such as yourself what else would you have expected a male such myself to have said... hehehe
I really should of expected it!, but didn`t think we would be talking/thinking sex on a swinging site :shock: :giggle:
Quote by AtomCom2001
I can blow really hard and make the malteser float above my lips :smug: lol

Good trick... biggrin
But how is your sucking ;)? :grin:
Cheeky rotflmao rotflmao
I can blow really hard and make the malteser float above my lips :smug: lol
I`ve got a box of miniture heros and a box of maltesers!!!
Well i`ve just got out of the bath enjoying a glass of vino and responding to threads before I get an earlish night!.
Quote by Sarah
Who's cooking?? lol

Gordon Ramsey will be at my dinner party lol!
I always thought that mariah carey sang the first line to "without you" as...
No I can`t forget the ceiling, or your face as you were leaving!!! :giggle:
Quote by browning
My sister is having the same problem with her 13 yr old daughter. I think my sister lets her get away with to much, but my sister just says "all the other kids do it", not an excuse in my book.
When I was younger my mum only had to say "wait till your father gets in" and I would shit myself.
I was at my mums having dinner afew weeks ago with my brothers and sisters and I said "fuck" by mistake, my mum whacked me round the head and said "no swearing in my house", my nieces and nephews found it highly amusing.

rotflmao my nan still tells my dad hes not to big for a kick up the backside!!
I would invite from SH
Mrs Bonedigger because I think she would keep us all in giggles and she would prob bring a dessert!! :giggle:
bbw_Lover because I fancy him redface
Winchwench again for her humour. lol
Tan for her boobs!! sillyhwoar:
Mallock2006 because I want to see the face behind the freaky baby!.lol
From real life.
Jordan because I want to hear all about the juice diet and i want to see her boobs for real!! sillyhwoar:
Kerry Katona because I think she needs a big hug!. :therethere:
Jeremy Clarkson for his sense of humour! rotflmao
Robbie Williams so I can have him for dessert! :smitten: hump passionkiss blast
Gordon Ramsey because my guests will need to eat something decent!! rotflmao
Elvis because we would need some entertainment!! lol
Quote by jaymar
When I was growing up my dad only had to open his mouth and I respected him cos that is waht I was brought up to do. Of course I pushed the boundaries, even got suspended from school once redface I was joking to my friends that suspension was like a holiday but inside I was shittin it because I knew I had done wrong and I knew I would be punished.
Im not really sure where the respect for elders has gone but one things for sure kids know what rights they have, and they know that thanks to the human rights brigade parents have hardly any rights.. (i appreicate that some parents take punishment to far and I am aware that abuse happens!) But some kids need a clip round the earhole to bring them into line.

You are right of course, there's a difference between whacking a kid and clipping them.. I've never been a believer in smacking my kid and never had to to be honest, but with recent events I "feel" like taking her head off her shoulders but it wouldn't solve anything. What I want is to be able to punish her without having it mocked at or not abided by, if that makes sense??
Makes perfect sense hun kiss.
When I was growing up my dad only had to open his mouth and I respected him cos that is waht I was brought up to do. Of course I pushed the boundaries, even got suspended from school once redface I was joking to my friends that suspension was like a holiday but inside I was shittin it because I knew I had done wrong and I knew I would be punished.
Im not really sure where the respect for elders has gone but one things for sure kids know what rights they have, and they know that thanks to the human rights brigade parents have hardly any rights.. (i appreicate that some parents take punishment to far and I am aware that abuse happens!) But some kids need a clip round the earhole to bring them into line.
Quote by jaymar
I think on the whole the forum has the right balance, topics are bound to go off on a tangent as are conversations/debates in real life!.
I quite like the friendly banter and the laughs that the forum gives me. lol

:thumbup: this is the closest to what I think.
Too quick are people to jump up and down when threads get heated and say people are being bullied or set upon. They're not (unless they've said something totally wrong)... a good debate is just that, it gets heated people get annoyed, people will go off in huffs whatever, but that happens in everyday life also.
How often do you have a good old debate with a pal and don't see eye to eye on the outcome? so what? dunno how boring would life be if we all agreed?
:thumbup: agreed!
Quote by Bonedigger
and going off in a totally hijacky tangent....Im poorly today and i have my first munch tomorrow :upset:
Everything hurts....even my eyelashes, and i keep going hot and cold all over sad
someone give me some sympathy and hugs please biggrin

:therethere: kiss grab ya self a lemsip, a hot and steamy bath, an early night and loadsa tlc from mr bone!. Hope you feel better kiss
I read the club section and read curvy and Jacks review and one other but wanted a few more opinions!
Looks good though!
We are thinking of going along to check out orgasm on 21st december.
Is anyone else possibly going??
We`ve never been before so would also like to know if it is any good?.
Lyns x
I think on the whole the forum has the right balance, topics are bound to go off on a tangent as are conversations/debates in real life!.
I quite like the friendly banter and the laughs that the forum gives me. lol
Can I be the first to add our names to the list please :bounce:.
Thanks kiss
Quote by Mistress_39
Why do people make stupid comments which are not constuctive or of any conversational value on this site

Ok so who says that they arnt of value then, obviously you do, but what about all of us that enjoy the contribution which just makes our day..................after all we are the folk you are talking about.........well if your asking my personal opinion, then I would say its because some of us actually really do have a sense of humour and a real zest for life and actually enjoy the bits of typing we do inbetween touching each others rudey bits.
Forgive me if this is coming across wrong.......but for goodness sake take a chill pill (I do not advocate the use of illegal substances.......just incase you were going to bring that one up)..... lol
Ability to have fun and laugh at ridiculously stupid things is mucho importanto....
:thumbup:
We have never set out to piss off our neighbours but... we used to live in a flat and we had a few friends over for a few :cheers: and one friend was sick over the balcony and it landed on their hanging baskets!! they were pretty pissed off!!!
The neighbours that we live next to now piss us off big time! it constantly sounds like world war three is errupting! duel enter one majorly pissed off mr lyns and neighbours were quite for a while!! result! although they now refuse point blank to speak to us, oh well.... rolleyes
Quote by Mallock2006
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

I can!! :smug:
i thought i was damn talented for a min there ok we still are talented :bounce:
Make that 3 of us :-)
God were a talented bunch!!! lol :giggle:
Quote by AtomCom2001
Why you can not touch all of your teeth with you own tongue...
Hands up all that just tried ..

I can!! :smug:
I quite like having a secret from everyone but mr lyns, it makes it all the more naughtier and fun.
I would on the other hand wish that people who don`t know much about swinging would learn!!. It was brought up in the tea room at work and the general consensus was if you are a fem and you swing you are a slapper. Well im not a slapper thankyou very much lol just wish id of had the balls to say it!!.
Quote by winchwench
I think that most women are basically possessive, and for a male partner to admit 'bi' tendencies is seen as a threat to the womans's sense of security; 'bi' is still seen by the majority as being homosexual. On the other hand, men see two women having erotic thoughts/fun as just that....I would be happy for my wife to have sexy fun with another woman without feeling jealous or miffed in any way if I knew she was having the fullfillment I was'nt able to give. Just for the record I am 'bi' and derive as much pleasure from male and female partners, although my preference would always be female...just can't afford the flowers/theatre/dinner!!

Sorry for the tangent, but that just got me thinking....
If Mr W/or any male LTP left me for another woman, I'd be upset, jealous, wondering what she could do that I couldn't, thinking is she better looking/slimmer/more loving/better in bed than me...etc etc etc.
However, if he left me for a man- I'd be slightly miffed, granted. However, the insecurity wouldn't be there. I'd be thinking "he goes for blokes, I'm not a bloke." Simple as. I wouldn't be comparing myself to him, or wondering where I'd gone wrong.
Am I alone in thinking like this? dunno
In edit- 'scuse the boldness! :doh:
Nope im pretty sure I would feel excatly the same!.
Quote by Pheline_Kevin
Thanks for everyones comments, they were very appreciated biggrin It was an accident and as i said before i did not blame anyone. I do though really wonder if every woman who swings uses some form of birthcontrol to prevent pregnancy. A condom is a must for me to prevent sexual transmitted diseases of cause. My husband had the snip, therefore i am not worried about the risk of a unwanted pregnancy from him. I maybe naive so please help me along here sad does every woman engaging in the swinging scene use birthcontrol incase a condom spilts? Feel very naive now.
Pheline x

I don`t use any birth control other than condoms even with my partner, so no its not just you.
On a different note, the morning after pill is effective for upto 72 hrs after unprotected sex however the earlier you take it the more effective it will be. My point being if you have a split condom on the sat night for instance and you cannot then get a docs appointment until the monday morning you will be better off going to your local chemist on the sun morning and paying (over the odds I know) for the morning after pill as it will be more effective.