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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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Put in lyns and got nothing!!!. So I out in my real name and got "saleslady nymph yon".
We have had to let a person down literaly 1hr before we were due to meet, but we did call him to explain. Curtosy doesn`t cost anything.
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So have the probs not been sorted yet????
Just said i had a mail... so i went to open it and it said... Ooopps this mail could not be found and it disappeared...
confused

me too :shock: .
So here goes!!. I confess I have just lied to my mum :shock: , I told her that we are going out with friends from mr lyns work tonight (she is babysitting) in fact we are going dogging! redface redface . I feel so bad :twisted: (not bad enough that im going to stay in tho :giggle:.
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I can not comment on any single company, but one processor did give the local plod a call when some pictures were processed. The man was arrested when he picked them up. Later charged under the child protection act. That is the only time that I know the police have been called to look at pictures.

That has happened where I work. Most places are restricted as to what they can and cannot print. Im sure that if it is just "boobs and bums" that will be fine for anything else I would print them yourself or use the instant machines.
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Evening guys. Unfortunately I'm not about this weekend so won't be able to lend a hand (tongue, finger, cock...again :twisted: ) Hope all goes well.

sad thats a shame, maybe next time :twisted: .
me to. I couldn`t even get in a while back as the site wouldn`t reconise my user name :shock: .
We are getting married next june and by then we would have been together nearly 10 years :shock:. So like you we refuse to splash the cash on a huge fancy do. We are however getting married in a church but we are doing a hog roast instead of a flouncy sit down dinner. I`ve already picked and ordered my dress and im just so excited. :thrilled:
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Shall we take bets on who's going to volunteer to be the pole? lol

Can we have some volunteers for some lap/poledancers for my hen night wink
Auditions will be held in London lol
Payment in kind wink
Anyone else want to help me judge dunno
louise xx
count me in :rascal:
:high-smile: :high-smile: congratulations to you both :high-smile: :high-smile:
Thanks for replies so far. Any more ideas keep em coming :twisted: lol
From the very begining I have been suspicious of the parents. How and why they left their children alone astounds me the most. My eldest is Madeleines age I just don`t know how they could of left her and the two younger ones. I just hope that the truth will eventually out however im not sure it ever will.
Hello wave and :welcome:. Hope you find what you are looking for.
Lyns x
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These mails were from a while ago, I saved them mainly to remind myself of the guy's name incase I bumped into him in the chat room, and because they were so bad they were funny.

ere av sent u sum messages ,and can send pics lol ,cant c y u aint replied av cum 2 conclusion u r a timewaster or a cockteaser.

I replied to it, foolishly, that he should may learn to write in English and my lack of replies meant I wasn't interested in him not because I was a timewaster but because he was rude.
thanks for the reply,yeh this issa gettin entertaining 1 .i av tried downloading pics to my profile but they wont download mpeg for sum reason .and if u r boasting u av got pics on u r profile then y not show u r face ? is it because it matches u r arse?actually if it does then i wont complain as u av gotta gorgeous arse even mo so u into anal sex as well lol ,defo a true blooded woman or just another COCKTEASER , i if u r so genuine then message me u r e-mail addy n i'll defo send sum 4 insulting my intelligence ,r u granted authority to use academic initials after u r signature?U keep thinkin u r shit dont smell lol n un day sumun will make u eat it n then u'll just realise it smells like everyun elses! havva nice day!

And some people wonder why they don't meet anyone biggrin
H.x
They are so difficult to read :shock: , I really had to concentrate (sp?)!!. Not easy at this time in the morn :lol2:.
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Hi and welcome Dr Sticky hope you find what you,re looking for and have fun doing it
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Ann & baz x

You do realise he posted his msg in 2005 !! :lol2: he hasn`t been online for 405 weeks :shock: lol
Certainly made me have a little chuckle to myself this morning!! lol
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Hi we are going to be out on sat night and wondered if anyone knows of any busy dogging sites (apart from the place near the zoo) in and around the bristol area please PM me. Thanks Lyns x
Hi not sure if we confirmed or not but unfortunatly we are going to be unable to make it. Will re post if anything changes anytime soon. lyns x
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Hmmm and as mentioned in previous topic I get called:
Bicurious-cunt! or even Biscuit!
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I have to be honest lol I always read your user name as bicurious-cunt. redface
Well I must say I have never burnt boiled eggs :lol2: however I had to ask my mum at the grand old age of 25 how to make a boiled egg redface redface redface . She thought I was joking but I really wasn`t. Now i`ve embarrassed myself with that bit of info im off to read cookery books to learn how to cook (mr Lyns will be so pleased) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Yeah? It's really puzzled me cos it should be the other way round?
It was packed in here before the holidays, so what's happened?
sad sad sad

Everyone can go out and enjoy the freedom without having millions of kids with them lol
Not that id know, two of mine dont go back until Monday :shock:
louise xx
My little one starts on Mon lol . I can`t wait :lol2:
Some people are so rude, it makes me so angry mad . A simple thanks for your interest etc would have been sufficiant(sp?). Lucky escape I recon you wouldn`t of wanted to meet someone like that anyway!!. For what its worth I think you both look great :thumbup: in your pics biggrin .