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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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im confused!!(doesn`t take much rolleyes ) but the article seems to be dated the 27th oct 2004. Am i reading the right one lol ?
hi
We might be able to join you!!(depending on whether we can farm our kids out or not lol ) please put us down as a provisional.
I would imagine either week would be ok though.
Lyns x
Ummmmmm let me think! in the changing rooms of the local swimming pool, in the changing room whilst clothes shopping,in a public car park facing a main road during rush hour oh and also in the local park on a hot summers day there i was straddling mr lyns whilst relaxing under a tree, along comes our elderly neighbour and proceeds to chat for us for 15mins thought he was never gonna sod off. lol
so apparently i look like
Elijah wood (73%) :shock:
charlotte church (72%)
Natalia vodianova (who?) (71%)
Funnily enough i look nothing like any of them lol
never been told I look like a celeb tho.
So i`ve just tried another piccy and i look like
Hillary Duff (76%)
Dokota Fanning (75%)
Joan Collins (73%).
I think it could be classed as dogging biggrin
Glad u had fun.
Quote by Susxcpl
In reality the RR is a baby compared to the VX1 ..GOOGLE IT..any we have 1 and just love it although its not something for the fainthearted or something you can hide in ur bedside cabinet smile ..got to now and plug it in

Nearly fainted with the price!!!
Would love to give it a go tho lol
Unfortunatly we have had to cancel our plans for this weekend, will post again when available.
Lyns x
Any single guys or couples up for a meet tomorrow night in bristol 07/07/07. Other half will watch poss join in. PM us for details. xxx
Strangely - or maybe not - we have to 'use' a very particular method for it to happen, where I pull up on her g-spot with one or two fingers whilst kneeling besides her - I know it sounds a bit clinical but it works for us biggrin
im with u on that one. a particular position can get me going 99% of the time. lol
Hi, I can only speak for what I like to read/see in a profile. I like to see body shots, cock shots don`t bother me either way but I do like to look at something else to lol . Im not bothered about not having a face pic on profile (I don`t have one one mine). I also like having something to read whether witty or not.
I did have a little looksy at your profile and can`t really see that you need to change anything.
lyns x
If I don`t like the title of the room I just don`t go in, i`ll just find a room i am interested in smile
Quote by Dizzy_Donna
I can say i have never gushed once in my life my and my other half was chatting last night and read up on it some say when it first starts u feel like u need a pee thats when i stop but it says i should let go im not sure though i dont want to pee all over my other half is it true???? redface

I can`t speak for everyone but yes it does feel a little bit like i need a wee! :shock: but I just go with it and am able to gush but haven`t been able to squirt as yet.
I love pasta, tomato soup and hotdog sausages(it has to be the ones in the tin) all mixed together yum lol
Quote by acara
Is that what you do all day? Watch other peoples' messages for mistakes so you can make your infantile comments? I suggest you go bother someone else while you jerk yourselves off!

someones a little sensitive today lol
"serious advice needed on how to "set up" MMF with a friend" :shock:
You don`t set up friends, if you want him to shag your missus ask him he will either say yes or no.
I have been tenitivly(sp) diagnosed with PCOS but until my hormone levels have completly returned to normal(I had a baby 3 months ago) they can not complete all the tests sad so can not give me any treatment. im not even sure what the treatment may be but hoping they can sort it.
Quote by sheddy
Be it our business or not, I can understand asking for opinions or experiences of vasectomies on a public forum after all there is plenty of men floating around here to ask for advice biggrin
But why put it to a poll?
oooh it could be just like pop idol or even big brother.
Does he get the chop or does he just keep it covered*
YOU DECIDE :shock:
What a great idea for a reality TV show.............

COCK IDOL
I bet that fooker Simon Cowl has patented it already


* disclaimer I know there is other reasons for keeping it covered and even after a vasectomy its advisable to have protected sex. (Sheddy covering all bases)

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I won`t walk under a ladder, I have to salute a lone magpie and say good morning mr magpie, I won`t walk over 3 drains or split a post!!. oh I also freak if anyone puts new shoes on a table!!!. omg im scaring myself saying this didn`t realise just how superstitus i was :shock:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
we were cany horny 1 night on here in forums a cpl asked us for a dogging meet so off we trot up to a carpark ,sat chatting to the cpl and they wanted some watching each other they were playing and we were getting it on ,when mrs north whispered(hope its ok to whisper in here lol ) "take me over the bonnet NOW" so out we get ,shes dressed in leather mini, hold ups, boots, shes shouting "harder,fuck me harder" when i looked up at the cpl who were EATING fucking sarnies and his mrs was pouring a cup of tea from a flask ffs the mr looked up grin on his face sarnie with lettuce sticking out his bun and,,,gave me the thumbs up sigh :shock: dogging just turned in the teddy bears picnic ffs lol

omg so funny
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Do you ever find yourself saying something to your kids and thinking omg I sound just like my parents confused: . For example I said last night I was making chicken salad for tea but my little girl decided she wanted pasta so I found myself saying to her you "will have the same as everyone else im not making 2 different meals" then thinking omg I sound like my mum she used to say that to me all the time.
Between the ages of 17 and 20 i was having the time of my life i`d left home and got a place with mr lyns wink we just spent all of our time partying with no one to answer to. Oh how i miss those days lol
well if you really don`t want to do then mrs lost is just going to have to give up on that one, unless of course you just tweek your remit slightly lol
Quote by winchwench
I came to the conclusion last week that the Greeks do not go to the toilet.
No, really, hear me out.
Tavernas with 120+ covers, in which people spend many hours consuming much food & drink, and theres only one loo :shock:
Then of course youre faced with the fact that they put loo roll in the bin! Eugh! In that heat!
You'd have thought that people as famed for their place in the birth of the civilized world as we know it could sort their fecking plumbing out! rolleyes
That said, despite the fact that they clearly don't defacate- what a wonderful, warm & welcoming bunch they turned out to be :inlove:

Im with you on that one!!! every bar or resturant we went into had 1 toilet 2 at the most.
Loved crete but hated using the toilet.
I always wake up starving in the mornings so have to eat. Cant function without coffee and toast and marmite biggrin
Quote by Lost
Overflow rooms? C'mon give them names. Why not they are there all the time are they not? what about something like - 'server 1 reception please take a seat' room. Or the 'restroom now please wash your hands' Name them after venerable members maybe

I agree liking your name suggestions! lol