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lynx28
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50

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Drat, if only I lived in Nottingham, I could really be doing with a large penis.
Unfortunately i'll just have to do with the one I have. smile
Quote by d1ckym1nt
yorkie... looking for a lady kitkat

You could be searching for a while, where I come from most ladies have 10 fingers. ;)
That sounds like fun, i'll add you for tomorrow night if you want. You dont have a problem with males watching do you?
Sorry, in a sarcastic mood tonight :twisted:
I dont think your gonna get a whole host of replies unless you go into a bit more detail. No one knows what sex, age etc you are. you could be a 21 y/o lesbian or a 64y/o hetero male.
As most newbies get told, you'd be best spending a while in the forums getting to know people and attending munches if you get the chance. That seems like a far better way of making new friends and who knows what else. smile
You might wanna pop into the all night store and pick up some Lemsip's for the cold your about to catch. smile
Welcome to the site, hope you have a nice time. smile
Perhaps though, you should put a photo of you on your avatar or make a photo ad and link to it in your profile as there's no reason any girl on this site is gonna email you asking for a pic when there are thousands of guys wanting the same as you on the photo ad's.
I am assuming you are a bloke? You havent actually said so. :)
Hi all, just been reading a thread about photography and seeing as it is one of my main interests I thought i'd ask if anyone here was wanting any photos done. Totally no fees of course. I am 28, not bad looking slim male with a decent personality and gsoh. Living in SW Scotland so any meet's would likely be in the Glasgow or Ayrshire area although I can travel further afield if given notice. I can also accomodate if you'd rather use my house.
More than happy to do females or couples and clothed, nude or what have you, will also do males as long they are clothed pics perhaps for their portfolio or something, basically just trying to break into this area as most of my photos are scenery, nature, animals etc, anyone wanting examples are more than welcome, just send me a pm and i'll link you to some on my webspace, of course anyone wanting pics taken should also pm me.
Lynx smile
Quote by clarensteve
Computers, sport and pornography are more my thing,

I was waiting for that to come up sooner or later lol lol :lol:
Clare,xxx
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Just had to double check and make sure I didnt write that!!
My cameras have been used for other areas of nature though ;)
OOh got a website??? :lol: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Yes, it's about football rolleyes
Wouldnt mind a slightly more fun website, finding a live model which isnt my cat has proved to be quite tricky unfortunately. sad
Quote by clarensteve
Computers, sport and pornography are more my thing,

I was waiting for that to come up sooner or later lol lol :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink
Just had to double check and make sure I didnt write that!!
My cameras have been used for other areas of nature though ;)
Im still in my twenties, getting into the twilight of them though. smile
5/14
Im either very innocent or I have a very warped imagination!! :twisted:
Sorry folks but I aint a bike nut, apart from a little moped thingy a long time ago the only time I've been on a bike was on the back of a CBR750?? and thrilling as it was with the breeze threatening to throw me up in the air and swirl me around like an empty crisp packet, I much prefer the comfort of my little 206.
Computers, sport and photography are more my thing, enjoy nothing better than a walk in the countryside taking some photos of nature at it's best, even managed to get some the other day from the beach at Troon before taking some more from the practice rounds at the Open. smile
I think the Benny Hill show introduced me to scantily clad women for the first time, or was it something with Kenny Everett, cant remember but I was only a wee nipper at the time. smile
Thanks for the replies people, a nice varied response with plenty of advise, just what I was looking for. Might change the pic to something less scary altho some may say a face pic is scarier!!
Once again, cheers for your replies and nice to see someone from my neck of the woods (celticq), was thinking there wasnt anyone very local to me at all on here. smile
Quote by gilbert
I would let the ladies advise and reply,
but If I were one of them I do not think I would bother.
Guys holding their cock are ten a penny on this site
Surely you can be more creative man
Think sideways or outside the box
why should a woman WANT to be with you
why are you so special
At least in the pub they can see who or what is trying to pull
Get real my friend
and remember the lynx effect ain't that wonderful
it does not do miracles
Giilbert sad :( :(

Is there anything a guy has done on here that isnt ten a penny, that was one of the reasons for my post. Took what you said on board though and changed the pic to something a little more original. smile
Unfortunately there's nothing special about me, if there is then i've yet to find it, im just pretty much average and I'd rather say that than enhance my pics in Photoshop and claim to be a 10 times a nite stud. I'd rather be honest and get no replies than lie and get 1. Obviously if I was planning to meet someone from here then like in any other meets I've had I would chat online first and send face pics etc, not a problem there. I would just rather no publish my face across many sites for various reasons. :)
Quote by corriefem
My fantasy
To wake up to a full cooked breafast, tidy house, clean polite children, £5 million in the bank, cut grass, no dead animals and everyone smiling at me at Tescos
lol :lol: :lol:

That's perfectly possible, apart from the Tesco bit. Think 'smile' is a bad word in that place!!
Hi all, just placed my first ad, no doubt in a few hours it'll be lost among the thousands of other single guy's ads who are also hoping to strike it lucky. Therefore what I want to know is, what makes an advert appeal to you?
I guess good pictures will for most people, well I have a picture but you'll see it's more the length of cricket stump than cricket bat, never had any complaints right enough but im sure 99.9% of people say that in their ad's, after all all us guys are studs who last for hours right!!? ;)
I just cant think of anyithing so I ask all you creative people, how can I tart my ad up to look nice and interesting? Any help much appreciated and i'll return the favour someday. (depending on your sex of course) ;)
My ad can be read http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-115826.html, if advertising like this is against the T&C then i'll remove it and stick it in my sig, just let me know and slap my knuckles, ass etc etc. xxx
Quote by chick0074
I was think how I could get a few pennies together whilst having some fun so decided to see if anyone was interested in pc advice/help by a naked guy?

As long as you don't have a 3 1/2" floppy it should be OK
Rachel
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Shame if he has, I have a large Hard DiSk that needs attention though,!! ;)
Wouldnt mind a night out at this either and meeting some other Scottish people for a chat and a drink, I wont send any pm's at the moment as im from the Southwest and would need a lift and preferably someone in the same boat to go along with as well. If anyone can help me out then please let me know.
Thanks for the hearty welcome people, its much appreciated. Unfortunately I doubt the rest of my posts will be of a similar standard but I will try. I guess getting into the chatroom on irc will be a good start so hopefully i'll see some of you later tonight. smile
Best legs i've seen in sport belong to Zara Glover, she plays 10 pin bowling, seen her on Sky the other night in a wee tiny skirt as well. :twisted:
Just a quick hello and a wee bit about me seeing as im new around her and no one will know me. My names Steve and im 28 and single, work in Glasgow but live just a few miles outside.
Im really here to meet new ppl, online and offline hopefully. I'll happily chat on here and on msn to guys and lassies but if I ever get fortunate enough to meet someone in person then i'd rather it was a female as guys, as nice as our bodies are just dont do anything for me. Obviously one reason for being here is to look for some fun and hopefully I will find it, I did read all the helpful stickies which were very informative for a new member like me so im not gonna come out and say im a stud with 8inches cos frankly it's not and im no stud either, just another normal easygoing guy with average looks, body and pretty much average all round, im sure I'll appeal to some of you though and other's I wont appeal to but i'll leave that up to you to decide so feel free to add me to msn or whatever and get to know me better, the username is in my profile.
If you got to here then thanks for reading and I hope I have as much fun on here as you all seem to be having. :grin: