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maidenfair
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
UK

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Quote by mattmoleman
I remember taking this a while back.

The other version however had a black kilt on. I think I was in the process of putting it on when teh camera just went.

thank you mattmoleman passionkiss very nice wink
i am sure the black kilt pic is nice toooooooo innocent
Quote by tweeky
Alert :!: fat man holding it in. Well I got some spare time so here is what I snapped up.

Mr Tweeky

THANK YOU kiss
6 for the price of 1 wink gggggreat cool
i hope you guys don't think i am going too do 6 for the price of 1 .....in your dreams perhaps :wink: ........in which case i am a size 12 ......... lol NOT! (in my dreams smile )
Quote by quimninja2003
well this one`s disappeared so here it is again

WOW redface CUTE BUTT wink
thanks quimninja passionkiss
any more :shock: lol ppppppppplease worship :worship: :worship:
Quote by Scandal

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: sow this one the other night wink NICE passionkiss
nothing wrong with enjoying having something in your hands while in the bath .......lets say a YELLOW DUCK innocent is there confused:
Quote by DJohn
:shock: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: blast passionkiss 69position hump innocent
PM on its way ...............vanilla PM wink

Vanilla in private to go with the very non-vanilla emoticons in public? I like your style.
mmmmmmm i am a goooood girl smile honest :shock: (public and very good private :wink: )
your welcomed DJohn :)
:) :)
Quote by DJohn
Nothing is all I have to get excited over these days...

lol should we take pitty on him ladies confused:
i can think of a lot of things too get excited over :shock: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: blast passionkiss 69position hump innocent
PM on its way ...............vanilla PM wink
Quote by welshsexmonkey
Got a better camera now (finally) so here goes again...

Uncensored version on my profile ladies! wink

WOW once again Welshsexmonkey passionkiss
I've prev your profile innocent .........AGAIN .......AGAIN .......AGAIN :wink:
I've just had a nice soak in the bath ....with bubbles and duck .......so i am CLEAN ......but i think i am in need of a COLD SHOWER surprised smile
Quote by dambuster
Sorry Dawnie . . . . . . . . . . . :cry:

dambuster kiss thank you .....nice grannie you have there wink
Quote by lucyslovely

Now why does vodka jelly spring to mind whenever I see your name dunno :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Now, If only i lived in the Midlands I'd join the queue :bounce: :bounce:
c'mon ladies ..... this is an offer you really should take up
Lucy kiss

are you offering him with a good hand shake? smile
I am selling up and moving too Midlands wink :bounce: :bounce: :doh: can't leave the fish rolleyes
hope your preving Mike ......400! ....although i am late agin 401 or 402 dunno
well i never ....i thought this may happen tomorrow night when i would have a new pic or two innocent so you will just have too make do with an oldie wink

i'l have too keep the new pic's for 500! :wink:
Quote by mdr2000
Well I can't beat that .........
But heres the nightly fix for those in need cool

Mike xxx

i was just poping off to go too bed then i thought HOT BOD'S .........MIKE!
SO I HAD TOO COME AND PREV wink
i like the other pic lol but this one is nice toooooo passionkiss
you little bugger Mike ......i now have too go and prev my own pic's!
Quote by davej
last time I saw something like that, greenpeace were circling it in a dinghy to try and make sure it didnt beach

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greenpeace......they would have a field day in here lol
Quote by quimninja2003
biggrin Although not many of you know us...we have been around for a while and weve seen first hand the support that you great people give each other..........well were not expecting any comments really and fully expect this to be locked through lack of posts....
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but weve got to tell everyone we know...and as you lot are such an important part of our life here goes :thumbup:
..........a few weeks ago we mentioned in a thread that the bravest person we know is my "our". ickle sister (14 now) , the reason she`s so brave...well she was diagnosed with hodgekins (cancer of the lymphatic system).(stage 4). she has never once frowned or moaned..has always kept a smile on her face, is the most positive person in the whole world, she is strong in the face of the crippiling `chemo`, she cant even walk or write properly yet still found the time to dictate a letter to my (daves) mum....to be sent to tony blair (which was a scathing attack btw :giggle: ), she even kept the cancer a secret in october when we were married, so as to not spoil our day and we were told when we returned from honeymoon, (she is the best bridesmaid that we could have hoped to have ), when she lost all her hair....you`d think for a 14 year old pretty girl ..that losing her hair would be the end of the world! but no! she jokes about it with my mum (daves) she takes the piss saying she looks like Golum (lord of the rings) every time we see her me and mrs ninja and my (our) sister are in fits of giggle all the time, i really wish all of you have someone as positive an influence as her in your lives, she truly is an :angel: .........................................
right to the good news...........all of her tumors (4) have disappeared finally so she has a short stint with the chemo, then she`l be on the mend.........now i dont imagine this news will have an effect on many of you but we just heard the news of my mum (daves), and our hearts jumped 100 mph out of our mouths.....we were and still are gobbsmacked,happy,joyfull,amazed :thrilled: :smile2: ....and we truly believe that her positive approach and amazing attitude has beaten this illness ....thanks for listening you lot ...and sorry if you fell :sleeping: :D
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this news could never be :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
only ever :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :therethere:
kids are the bravest of them all while we stand and watch in wonder with our mouths open wide all the way too the ground with our hearts in knots at how strong they are................i hope as the road to recovery has just began it is laden with smiles and giggles all the way .......i am sure her smile will be the brightest of them all and her laughter the loudest lol
best of luck
i intend to burn calories off this weekend so i can have a few to help you empty your tin wink ...........just a few smile
Quote by redpantherman
I would hate this to sound bad but I hear someone in deepest darkest Kent has figured out how to use a camera all by themselves :doh:
I was gonna offer my services but after being informed of the Hi-Karate capabilities :shock: descretion got the better off me...
I know Im gonna get my butt kicked (or licked!) for this :twisted: ... So please lets get it ova n done with all ready!

WOW ........another FAB pic! worship :worship: :worship: kiss
perhaps with another 10yrs of slimming mine will be that FIRM wink
Quote by quimninja2003
hola....my contribution smile

thank you quirmninja kiss 2 for the price of 1 wink
i think i will need my shower sooooon .........NOW :wink:
Quote by PLUM
Well, my avatar is my contribution.....well its a bod....its up to the ladies to say whether its hot or not...... :shock:

PLUM!!!
you already know your HHHooooooooot wink
thank you passionkiss
you could have put your avatar into the post........come on you know how ...i did and i am a dumb blonde lol
edit ...ok :lol: .....i looked on what did i find ....BUT YOUR AVATAR NICE AND BIG! :wink:
HOT worship HOT :bounce: HOT :worship: HOT :bounce: HOT :worship:
Quote by Poohbear
Bobs contribution.

Maggie xxxxxxxx

ggggreat contribution Bob and Maggie thanks passionkiss
shame about the nice green leave wink shall i turn veggie lol
Quote by mdr2000
Best without the head..... trust me!! No point in handing out targets to this lot!!
Mike xx

lol from what i've been reading in post ......i think they target the HOLE of your HOT BOD wink
but do you care dunno you always come back for more :wink:
it goes without the need to say but what the hell ....... ALL those that organising socials munches ......you know WHO you are
all the mobs for keeping us safe in our beds (forum/chat room) .........i think they do dunno don't they confused:
oh! last but not least those that gave a helping hand when my PC was not NETTING :cry:
but i am now smile :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: kiss
Quote by mdr2000

Evening girls....... Nightly report!!
Notice how good I have been tonight anyone... not upset a soul so far rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Mike xx

nice TAN! headless but nice TAN kiss
report reported top marks wink
Quote by gord
Back in 1978, I was in the Merchant Navy and flew out to join a ship in Aqaba, Jordan. While waiting its delayed arrival I stayed in a hotel for about two weeks. I was totally on my own, knowing no-one there and virtually nothing about the place. There was not a great deal to do to pass the time other than wander around town, laze about
on the beach and swim in the sea.
I had visited a few souvenir type shops and noticed sharks teeth and jaws for sale. Remember this was ‘78, the film Jaws had only recently been released and for its time it was a very scary movie. I was about 18, green as grass, but couldn’t or
wouldn’t admit it - teenage bravado and all that.
Anyway, one afternoon, bored and killing time, I was swimming in the crystal clear waters looking down onto the coral and its wildlife. Directly underneath me I saw a big shape, gliding among the outcrops. I didn’t know what it was, wasn’t too worried at that stage, but thought it advisable to change direction. I set off swimming perpendicular to my previous course, but glancing down I saw the beast immediately do the same. A vision of that head falling out of the bottom of the boat in the film came to me, ringing the first notes of alarm. Again I set off at a different angle, heading back to the beach, and swimming faster. The beast again mirrored my action, keeping pace, and the panic began to set in. I zigzagged back and forth trying to swim as fast as I could, but the
thing effortlessly stalked me and as I moved into shallower water and it hugged the bottom we moved closer together. By this time I had abandoned any effort to stay looking cool and was practically running across the surface of the water like a pond-skater. I didn’t want to put my legs down onto the bottom because that is where IT was and I was sure it would just snap one off for a snack I was s***ting myself, desperately trying to empty my lungs of the gallons of seawater I had swallowed and fill them with air to scream for help.
Looking up as I staggered exhausted from the water I could see rows of concerned faces staring at me and it was just at that point that I realised that the monster was in fact...... my shadow. Try explaining that when you can’t speak the language.
Gordon.

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i am sorry i find this so funny but same sort of thing happened too me ......when i was @ 9 yrs old ....only thing is it was quite possible a small shark in my case ....well, my friends and the fisher men wife's thought so .......i dare not look but it was a long time before i would go swimming in the sea and i even thought about it when i was in a swimming pool ....i always have too get out of the water when i think of it sea or swimming pool ...fast bolt
i just hope i am ok on my holiday in the sun coz i am going diving smile
meet those i've already met .... those i chat too ......always nice to meet new friends (prev's wink ).............can't wait for HandH munch :wink: .........time go quick please worship :worship: (perhaps not this would mean i miss my holiday in the SUN....tan time! smile )
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Quote by Davejw
Yeh there my fav too wink guess thats my vote cast biggrin i like boots but it is hard too find a pair too fit me :cry: :oops: (fat legs)
i like high heeled shoes best but it would depend on what i was or the lady was wearing :wink:

my fav pair just not sure if you can see them too well lol

See them?? In my mind they have been round my ears all night lol.......
Well no harm in window shopping eh...... its shop lifting you have to worry about lol..

i am a woman ....i LOVE window shopping ...don't i confused
only when it's the perving type :wink: rapping around something nice smile
:bounce: :bounce: worship :bounce: :worship: :bounce: :worship: :wink: nice too see you here tooooooo :wink:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oi, ya gobby cow wink :wink:
Well done HandH, :cheers: and at least you managed to post words and sentances unlike some folk who only talk complete and utter BOLLOX bolt

that be me! lol BOLLOX rotflmao I go on and on and on
once again well done HandH kiss
Quote by davej

beauty is within us all..........no one not even the Mobs are BUTT UGLY ....or should i answer this one in around 10 yrs when i've possible met them all confused: lol

I wouldn't disagree with that however I would point out that sometimes its buried way to deep to even think about going to find it without a lot of time and a seriously large packed lunch wink
i have plenty of time on my hands and i luv large packed lunches :wink: :lol:
(if your a good person you will always look deeper smile )
will i need too dig coz your well over the hill even now :?: ......10 yr's is but a small amount of time ...........if your happyand having FUN it will pass before you know it :) 69position hump boink blast smackbottom whip passionkiss innocent
p.s bath time :wink:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
beauty is within us all..........no one not even the Mobs are BUTT UGLY ....or should i answer this one in around 10 yrs when i've possible meet them all confused: lol

I'd wait till you'd met us all :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
ok ...i feel a date coming on ..........the year 2016, 7th March ....time mmmmm 9pm (i'll have a late bath) wink
exchange pic's just like our parents smile
Quote by davej
you sure about that?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

not nice rotflmao :rotflmao:
but still 1000 wink
congratulations hisand hers kiss
1000........ now roll on 2000 wink
:cheers: :bounce: worship cool passionkiss
forget the iron and cleaning .........i do! lol
:rose:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
oh dear! i did it again .......3 post in a row redface
i have one question ..........now davej as come to join us in our peep show .......are more MOBS coming too prev with us confused: it would be nice too prev with themwink innocent
the way i look at it ONE MOB must check our pic's out ..........can this MOB not show us a little flesh :?: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: (although this MOB could be a woman ....but thread is called HOT BOD'S so ok) <<<<<<<<i hope i am not out of line with this request surprisedops:
by all means delet this last bit :laughabove: :giveup: if i am out of line :oops:

your right maiden fair we do view all the pictures, but you will never see another mod in here cos I get to check em out and I've had to delete tham on the grounds of being BUTT UGLY :smug:
If I was a MOB I would be around your house NOW sorting YOU out! :bounce: :bounce:
BUTT UGLY rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :boxing:
I think it would only be right if davej bought the next round :cheers:
stop prev at us all :oops: :oops:
But he isn't wrong rolleyes
beauty is within us all..........no one not even the Mobs are BUTT UGLY ....or should i answer this one in around 10 yrs when i've possible meet them all :?: lol