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maidenfair
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
UK

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dammit ! I gotta work tonight too !
I feel a sickie coming on smackbottom

go and work your butt off sassy-Seren ..don't wish too loss a working girl her pennis........always another time wink
my word for the night BUTT! rotflmao
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
your right maiden fair we do view all the pictures, but you will never see another mod in here cos I get to check em out and I've had to delete tham on the grounds of being butt ugly :smug:

Davej, that is not a nice way to talk about Sarge, I think he is quite sexy .........
hot hot hot hot BOD
...... espcially with this glasses on wink
Sarge is a HOT BOD smile worship kiss
lol good pic! rotflmao
come over and give us a snog :wink:
Quote by qwirtle2
In ur sexy sexy outfit? :twisted:

SH ladies are always sexy in their sexy outfits wink (also butt nacked lol)
Quote by davej
oh dear! i did it again .......3 post in a row redface
i have one question ..........now davej as come to join us in our peep show .......are more MOBS coming too prev with us confused: it would be nice too prev with themwink innocent
the way i look at it ONE MOB must check our pic's out ..........can this MOB not show us a little flesh :?: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: (although this MOB could be a woman ....but thread is called HOT BOD'S so ok) <<<<<<<<i hope i am not out of line with this request surprisedops:
by all means delet this last bit :laughabove: :giveup: if i am out of line :oops:

your right maiden fair we do view all the pictures, but you will never see another mod in here cos I get to check em out and I've had to delete tham on the grounds of being BUTT UGLY :smug:
If I was a MOB I would be around your house NOW sorting YOU out! :bounce: :bounce:
BUTT UGLY rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :boxing:
I think it would only be right if davej bought the next round :cheers:
stop prev at us all :oops: :oops:
Quote by fabio grooverider
<<<< off to join maidenfair in said shower
where's the soap?........yes, doesn't it :twisted:

HOT bath tonight @ 9 pm with bubbles smile ......can i fit two people in my bath confused: :bounce: :bounce: YEP i can i have a TWO person bath wink
although this would mean ..........MORE PIC'S PLEASE SH MEN worship :worship: :worship:
mmmmmm but then perhaps after perv we will need a cold shower as well as a nice HOT steamy bath innocent
WOW the mob's didn't lock it passionkiss thanks
if you are going to have a 2 person bath can i be the first person to offer to share it.....:)
i know it is a hard and thankless task.... but that is what friends are for....
sean xxxxxxxx

it's a very pleasurable bath! :wink:
how many miles are you :?: my bath would be cold! lol I DID SAY HOT STEAMY BATH :) :wink:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
<<<< off to join maidenfair in said shower
where's the soap?........yes, doesn't it :twisted:

HOT bath tonight @ 9 pm with bubbles smile ......can i fit two people in my bath confused: :bounce: :bounce: YEP i can i have a TWO person bath wink
although this would mean ..........MORE PIC'S PLEASE SH MEN worship :worship: :worship:
mmmmmm but then perhaps after perv we will need a cold shower as well as a nice HOT steamy bath innocent
WOW the mob's didn't lock it passionkiss thanks
3 in a row .....again! redface
i am going before i get this thread locked coz that is the last thing i want!
open house (thread) please MOBS worship :worship: :worship:
i am off ........COLD SHOWER thanks to Mike and Davej passionkiss
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I have been training Maidenfair

I've been hoping to wink lol
never give up hoping .......sometimes they come through :wink:
i've seen a few pic's of you Scandal so don't be shy:wink: ......i sow a nice one somewhere only an hour ago :wink: chest!
Oh maidenfair, he's very shy ....needs bringing out of his shell :shock:
Just be GENTLE with him :giggle:
Fee
XX
:lol: I DON'T THINK GENTLE POPS INTO MY MIND SOMEHOW :wink:
ok he isn't shy by no measure rotflmao very forward :wink: but he does have a few more pic's smile
Quote by mdr2000
Not sure if I have done this one.....
Your daily dose Hun.. At least someone loves me Boo Hooo...

Mike xxx

oh! thanks Mike passionkiss ....nightly does wink
oh dear! i did it again .......3 post in a row redface
i have one question ..........now davej as come to join us in our peep show .......are more MOBS coming too prev with us confused: it would be nice too prev with themwink innocent
the way i look at it ONE MOB must check our pic's out ..........can this MOB not show us a little flesh :?: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: (although this MOB could be a woman ....but thread is called HOT BOD'S so ok) <<<<<<<<i hope i am not out of line with this request surprisedops:
by all means delet this last bit :laughabove: :giveup: if i am out of line :oops:
Quote by Scandal
I have been training Maidenfair

I've been hoping to wink lol
never give up hoping .......sometimes they come through :wink:
i've seen a few pic's of you Scandal so don't be shy :wink: ......i sow a nice one somewhere only an hour ago :wink: chest!
Quote by mik69

:shock: mik had a clean mind too NWC .....so it must just be qwirtle2 and i that have dirty minds in here surprised
:shock: :scared: Right come on who let the hot bods stalker in where's the Sarge when we require security. bolt
redface :oops: how can you say this :laughabove: YOU HAVE PREV OVER ALL MY PIC'S :oops: :oops:
davej ....by all means lock me up but not the post .....be cool
what would a woman my age do with a young lad confused :shock: :o dunno
Quote by davej
move over,,,fat boy is in the house! lifted from a previous thread, cos the staff in my Dover hotel wouldn't take fresh ones


when i came back from having a bit too eat and sow last thread posted by Davej ......i thought OMG ........its going to be B-- LOCKED!
please please please please please please please pretty please LET THIS THREAD GET HAS HIGH AS WOMENS BUMS ....davej passionkiss :rose: sillyassionkiss: :rose: :passionkiss: :rose: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
oh! very nice pic's dave wink :passionkiss: thank you innocent
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I feel strangely left out...
Oh wait, its cos I am! lol

Excuse me my dear, but with an arse like that, I am sure you will never be left out! :twisted:
And Mik, I was speechless in a VERY good way, honest wink
:shock: mik had a clean mind too NWC .....so it must just be qwirtle2 and i that have dirty minds in here surprised
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Well it's been a while since i've put in an appearance in this thread but as i'm never one to shy away from the limelight i'm back this time with clothes. :shock:
Who is that masked man? confused

Yes I know my flies are undone. biggrin

ooooooo you've got the same carpet as me! I like a man with style :twisted:
BLUE most be the in colour lol ..........blue movies are good innocent i am told wink
Quote by Tiger_25

For the ladies

wow this lady would like too say .....thank you tiger_25 kiss nice wink
Quote by qwirtle2
I feel strangely left out...
Oh wait, its cos I am! lol

you changed your pic! :lol: nice wink
thanks smile
the pic is a little small .........do you think you could enlarge it and post it into thread?? so we could have a gooood prev innocent
Quote by chazxx
I have been busy with the camera this lunch time. How do I get my pics from my add/My Photos onto this thread?
anyway have a look at either my profile of my add until I get the hang of this redface

very nice pic's chazxx .....all of them! wink
thank you passionkiss
i am sure dambuster has helped you out with the pic thingy smile coz he is nice :wink:
Quote by mdr2000
i like boots but it is hard too find a pair too fit me :cry: redface (fat legs)
i like high heeled shoes best but it would depend on what i was or the lady was wearing wink

my fav pair just not sure if you can see them too well lol

See them?? In my mind they have been round my ears all night lol.......
Well no harm in window shopping eh...... its shop lifting you have to worry about lol..

i am a woman ....i LOVE window shopping ...don't i confused
only when it's the perving type :wink: rapping around something nice smile
hi to both of you
pull up a chair and sit back and enjoy the fun rides, hope you lots of them wink
i like boots but it is hard too find a pair too fit me :cry: redface (fat legs)
i like high heeled shoes best but it would depend on what i was or the lady was wearing wink

my fav pair just not sure if you can see them too well lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink
Let this be a warning to all = >>>>>
Do not go into Miks shed for a Loo. I did and saw this :- >>>>>>

If he thinks for one minute I was going to sit on that he needs to think again .
What furniture or fittings have you found there ???
Phredd bolt

OH! just seen this lol
you have legs use them .....place one foot on each side of seat just make sure you don't spike your foot and squat thrust :wink: :wink:
i would go into your shed any day or night mik69 :wink: passionkiss
Quote by fem_4_taboo
ive had a mega crap week,
daughter stole £300 off me , long story
2 people who i thought were very good friends shite on me from a great height, and ive now lost 2 friends
went dentist today to be told they have to pull one of my bottom front teeth and the only option is a plate with false tooth on
a guy who i was falling in love with has pulled and run on me.
this is just the big things i can think of at the moment.
sad
xxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxx

sorry too hear above :therethere: ..........remember things come right at some point HOPEFULLY smile
i've had a crap week ......PC playing up also NET not loading etc
i sorted some of it so i could get back onto NET ....just don't ask how dunno
but peep poped in this morning out of the blue .....been working down London ......very happy too see him passionkiss .....Bob's your uncle .......PC and Net sorted biggrin worship :bounce: oh! i was given a good going over toooo wink sillyassionkiss: 69position :lickface: blast hump
so bad times but good times tooo come ...chin up fem_4_taboo kiss
Quote by mik69
:gagged: blast passionkiss :thumbup: :wanker: :rascal: :spit: :sticky: :eeek: kiss :grin: :twisted: :color:
I am speechless Mik redface

In a good way or a bad way dunno surprisedops:
i would have too agree with Qwirtle2 .....when my mouth was full wink and yours i would hope mik69 sillyassionkiss: innocent
i've always liked the outdoor games but never liked the cold weather
mik shed may just be a little warmer this time of year dunno ...........plus does it have a bench mik???? wink
Quote by mik69
Well it's been a while since i've put in an appearance in this thread but as i'm never one to shy away from the limelight i'm back this time with clothes. :shock:
Who is that masked man? confused

Yes I know my flies are undone. biggrin

mik69! very nice again wink but you jumped in before me passionkiss
....it's taken me all day too get onto the net and you jump on in before me smile banghead

thank you mike :wink: .....my third cold shower of the day!
i went to my first social was in Dec ....Marcuso Christmas social ....great night and a fab gent ...i was made too feel welcomed as soon as i walked through the door
my first munch in Jan ...DeMoNPeBles ....another great night..and wonderful couple
i would like too say it is a bit nervous but you are made too feel welcomed and the hole point of socials/munches is for everyone to meet old and new friends and to enjoy and have fun
it doesn't matter wherever you arrive early or late ...just be yourself and turn up
i have been nervous at each one i've been too so i think perhaps this never goes ...but then nerves add too the fun wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
i wish to big up,
vicky_uk and naughty wigan couple for all their hard work on the munchies.
worship :cheers: drinkies :rose:

Yes, they do eat a lot don't they?? confused :? :? :? wink
this is one of your better ones Sgt Bilko lol .......but they have such fine figures i am sure its YOU who eats it all
don't knock those that work hard unless you are willing to give a helping hand
take notes those that are organising socials/munches Sgt Bilko is offering too help when one is near too him .......i'l have too go and check if he lives near me ...how are you for next year Sgt Bilko?
if YOU touch the munhes i'll slap your fingers (bum) like the naughty boy YOU are smackbottom
Quote by squirtee
Tsk tsk and here I was thinking that you wanted the ice for a refreshing drink....oh, how wrong I was!
......Damn I love being wrong :twisted:

Ice is just soooooooooo wasted in a drink ... apart from the fact that it waters it down ... it has so many other uses which are much more fun :twisted:
i so agree wink ........i hate watered down drinks.....i never ICE drinks .....as i said "i agree better things (places) for ICE and much more FUN :wink:
we could arrange a ICE PARTY in Mik69 shed this summer smile
mik69 please PM to arrange dates :wink: