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maidinheaven
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 74
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Now look.
Everbody else can see these pictures
But I can't. How do I get to see them?
Mollie x x x
Quote by twos_company
did anyone just hear the news on the radio???
apparently they`ve invented a noise only teenagers can hear- adults cant hear it- think its meant to drive them away...where can we get one???? quick...
oh and there`s a big lizard called gonzo lose in cambs.......he might die of the cold..........

No, what's needed is a machine to - shit I can't find the words - a machine to silence teenagers, yes? So that you can look at them but you can't hear them, yes?
Mollie
This is the problem with having three sites, yes? I can't remember where I have posted but this Nosmo King thing is important,yes?
So, maybe to repeat myself. I'm in favour of a complete ban in all public places.
However, we should be addressing the root of the problem. I do not know any adult smoker who made a mature decision to take up smoking. Truly, I don't.
All the smokers I know started smoking as children. Adults don't start smoking. Children do.
Mollie
Quote by Italeo
Whatever you think of as your first 2 digit number the end result will always be function of 9. i.e. 9,18,27 36 etc. becuase of the maths involved :shock:
Now go look at the symbol for those numbers - oooh they're the same. also notice that the symbols change each time you try. redface
Really good though :idea:
no I'm not bright just too cynical in my old age rolleyes

I take it Mollie's offer was too tempting, I was waiting for the next level..... lol
Now you know Mol xxx
But it doesn't know what number I first thought of.
Sorry, got to go. There are men in white coats at my door. I wonder what they want.
Love Millie
or Mollie
Or one of those people
Now look.
I'll buy KY jelly.
You can sleep with me and a blow up doll at the same time
You have a twin? Look, you are both welcome.
You haven't a twin? Make one up.
BUT HOW IS IT DONE?
Mollie
Now look.
It's driving me mad. How does this work?
Somebody must know.
I'm ready to offer somebody something nice if they will tell me.
Mollie x x x
Marms, Dune, Ice Pie, Sparkie and all you others.
Explain this please. I've got to believe it. But I can't believe it.
Mollie
Quote by Noel
:lickface:

Ah - a man of few vowels. Or of few consonants come to that.
Mollie x x x
Now look, my favourite, favourite, episode was A DS Nine episode which combined an original Star Trek "The trouble with Triffles" wtih DS9 modernity.
How they did it I don't know but it was wonderful.
Two quotes:
They're Klingons? Mr Worf said "A genetic abnormaility we don't talk about itt"
The Chief Engineer said "That's Kirk, I've seen his picture". "So why is he wearing a Lieutenant's badges?"
I have a very good tolerancel level for bad SciFi
Mollie
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Noel, Noel, Noel,
Is this from you?? Are you my valentine?
Be still my beating heart.
Mollie x x x
Quote by constance
Last time I went in a proper sex shop the whole dirty mac brigade took one look at me and fled!!

And then you had the shop to yourself? Oh, the power.
Mollie x x
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Our office hours are 10 - 5 Monday to Friday, but most of us are online most of the time outside them hours. Sorry for that bit of downtime just then.

No apologies required. It wasn't a dig it was an observation as to the amount of unsociable hours you put in :thumbup:
Quote by Darkfire
why though? dunno
and yeah Shireen, I think we're turning St3v3 lol :twisted:

He does seem to like it here doesn't he :giggle:
Quote by st3v3
There's no chance of turning me.

No thatsounds like a challenge :twisted:
bolt
, Honest. I think we're turning Noel as well.
He said I should play with it until I got it the right size.
It turned out he was talking about "screen resolution".
But I think we're turning him
Mollie
Quote by surreycontacts2
I can confirm that I am off to Australia via LA and New Zealand on the 16th Jan for three months - had to get away from here
SC wink

That trip from LA across the Pacific. Fourteen hours. And all of it over water.
Have a lovely three months - and forget about all that water. Fourteen hours. Don't think about it.
Mollie x x
Edit: There's something I forgot. When you cross the International Date Line on the way to Australia there will be a day missing from your life. But it's ok because if you come back the same way Oz to LA you will live the same day twice.
Fascinating. But don't worry about all that water. x x x
Quote by Swinging_Angel
And for those of you women interested in such things it's brown thick and halfway to my knees. :shock: . smile

Dear Angel,
Just a little gentle leg-pull, ok? If you post like that, then you have to expect it, ok? But I meant no offence. Like I said, just a little gentle leg-pull.
Mollie xxx
ps MOLLIE. Molly is somebody totally different. You playing fast and loose?
Well, if I understood any of all this, which I don't, I'm sure it's all very well.
I just thought that if I filled my part of the bargain there would be a reward But where is it?
Mollie
Quote by Swinging_Angel
I would never send any woman a cockshot unless it was asked for. Never put one on a profile in isolation. And never without rest of body including face. I'm quite happy with it, never had a complaint. Had many compliments. And for those of you women interested in such things it's brown thick and halfway to my knees. :shock: If you would like to see it send me a pic of your face with the ace of spades from a pack of cards. smile

Ok, call my bluff time !!
Face pic on my avatar. Ace of Spades here.

Now where's the goods?
Mollie
Quote by steph
The thing I miss is the "find all posts by ..." option. Is this still available?
Click Search fill in the name of the person whose posts you want to look at in the Author field. Scroll down and click POSTS and submit all the persons posts whould then be displayed as posts hun
There are other things happening that I don't understand. This is the second time I tried to post this. The first attempt was unsuccessful. A message came up saying something like "You have unsufficient authority to post" or something like that. It then offered to charge me (or something like that) to upgrade to premium membership.
I logged out then logged in again and I think I can now post this.
Usually due to a period of inactivity you are auto logged out when you hit submit it will tell you you aint a member because you are not logged in. If doing a long post use wordpad and copy paste it in when completed loads have lost posts through this - the Time out does need to be longer and has been raised in the Glitch thread
But I do miss the "find all posts by .."

Hope that helps hun
Steph biggrin
Oh, that's wonderful. Thanks.
Love
Mollie xxx
The thing I miss is the "find all posts by ..." option. Is this still available?
There are other things happening that I don't understand. This is the second time I tried to post this. The first attempt was unsuccessful. A message came up saying something like "You have unsufficient authority to post" or something like that. It then offered to charge me (or something like that) to upgrade to premium membership.
I logged out then logged in again and I think I can now post this.
But I do miss the "find all posts by .."
I am absolutely amazed at the poll results so far. As many women want it as don't. I truly don't believe it. Somebody is manipulating the results.
I try to think to myself - what would I get out of it? And the answer is - nothing. Just a bit of a mess. I'm submissive - but not that submissive.
It's true - I like to see the ejaculation. But on my face? No way.
Mollie
I haven't had any PMs.
What am I doing wrong? I'm only 103. Surely somebody must fancy me. Some of you 104 yr olds maybe?
Mollie
NO
I can't think what pleasure I could get out of it.
And I can't think why anybody would want to show such contempt by doing it.
Love-making has to be about mutual pleasure.
Mollie
I thought I was a swinger but really I'm not. I'm just part of a threesome. However, we are open about it. I don't think my children know but probably they do. I haven't told them but probably somebody has.
My men friends are mostly of the "Why didn't you pick me?" sort of thing. My girl-friends want to know all the details of what we do.
Mollie
I don't know if I've posted this one. I'm not all that pleased with it. But I'm not going through 23 pages to find if I have or not.
Didn't somebody, Phoenix maybe, put all the fem pictures together? Anyway, another one.
Mollie xxx
Will somebody tell me what's going on, please?
I don't know about auto-censoring but this afternoon I have noticed everything is going slowly. I thought it was my computer. Certainly it's been a heap of junk since I got it.
But is something going on?
Mollie
Quote by Rampantbunny
i have to go to the dentist on fri to have me tooth out sad am shitting me self i would rather go to bed with a stranger lol can u re asure me it b ok x would luff to read yr strories

Good luck. Let me know how you get on. I've had a wobbly tooth for a couple of years now that is now very wobbly. I need to go and get it pulled out but just haven't felt brave enough. Hope it goes well.
I lost my wobbly tooth. But there is a drug called "Doxycline" you can take in low dosages. The name on the box is "Periostat". I lost my very wobbly tooth but all lthe others have firmed up.
My dentist prescribed it but it was my hygienist who suggested it. You could maybe google it and show your dentist and maybe keep the rest of them firm.
Pleased it went well. But, you know, I'm still a stranger. No pressure, like. But if you're still interested in sleeping with strangers, Well . . . .
Mollie
Quote by outlaws2001
If we came straight here from 25 years ago we would not believe the world we are living in. However - a million TV channels (well maybe not a million) and still nothing to watch.
Mollie

Ain't that the truth... I wade through channel afer channel on SKY... even the film channels and there is nothing on... and I'm paying nearly 40 pounds a month for the privilige... I must be mad!
yep! £40 a month to sky is a waste, just think what the BBC could do with that type of income a month :scared: :scared: .........that's probally a can of worm I shouldn't open
This is no thread hijack. Not really.
You can view Sky for (almost) free. You'd have to investigate what channels you can get but there is something called "freesat" which is what both me and my partner have. There was a one-off payment of about £23 and you get hundreds of channels - some you've never heard of like ITV 4 and Sky 3.
Don't post post phone numbers
Mollie