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maidinheaven
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 74
UK

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Cassiopiea forms part of a rich story from classical mythology.
I've just read it up from my tattered copy of Pears (notice no apostrophe - a bit strange for a book of knowledge) Cyclopaedia from 1982.
I was going to type it up but I'm still knackered.
If anybody has read my thread from earlier then the boys are still sleeping peacefully and I'm still knackered.
Mollie
Hi you two fellow insomniacs,
i've been back to bed and it's no good. It's fine at bedtime - well better than fine - but if you're in the middle it gets so warm. Don't think it's a complaint. I love it. But I just need to close my eyes and get some sleep.
They'll wake up in an hour or so and I'll still be knackered. But life is pretty good, yes?
Mollie xx
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It's six in the morning. I'm absolutely knackered. There are two men in my bed and I can't sleep.
So I get up to make a pot of tea. Take two mugs up and they're sleeping like babies. I have vague fantasies that they'll cuddle up to each other and then be horrified that it's each other they're cuddling and not me.
So log on here. To find 0 visible, 0 hidden and 18 guests. Even Mal is still abed.
I'll just have to go back up there.
Mollie
Yes. Got it.
But why the change of name?
Of course, it it hurts, change it. But did it?
Mollie
Quote by maidinheaven
Molly "Nice" is one of the worse words in the English language!
It means so little, Much better to say, "You look: "wonderful, Sexy, Horny, delicious, good enough to eat etc anything but "Nice"!!!!!
lol
Luke
xxxxx

Sorry Luke,
I can't answer for others but if some guy comes up to me and says "You look horny" - it's likely I will make my excuses and leave. But if he says "You look nice" then I'll probably be prompted to smile talk to him. Certanly I'd smile at him. And maybe talk.
But of course, you could always try either aproach tonight and report back tomorrow with your results.
Mollie xx
(not to be confused with Molly who is a totally different poster)
Luke Darling,
Did you sample the two different approaches last night? I want to hear the results.
Mollie xxx
Luke, Luke, Luke,
Answer me..
Mollie
Quote by TallFunLondon
Welcome to the madhouse - monkeys fit right in with the swinging lifestyle!!

Look, I keep telling you. It isn't a madhouse. It all looks perfectly normal to me.
But welcome anyway.
Mollie xxxx
We were reluctant mobile users. Neither of us could justify the expense. But we travel a lot in our motor caravan so we got one - probably one that no street savvy 12 yr old would be seen dead with - so that we could get text messages. You know, if something goes wrong at home while we are away.
So it's switched off all the time. But when we are away, we check it every evening for text messages.
But where it really proved how useful it is was when we broke down in France this year. From the roadside we were able to contact our breakdown service and, I'm not sure about this, I think the breakdown service located us from the mobile phone signal.
I'm a convert. I'll keep the phone. Love the internet too though.
If we came straight here from 25 years ago we would not believe the world we are living in. However - a million TV channels (well maybe not a million) and still nothing to watch.
Mollie
Quote by maidinheaven
Molly "Nice" is one of the worse words in the English language!
It means so little, Much better to say, "You look: "wonderful, Sexy, Horny, delicious, good enough to eat etc anything but "Nice"!!!!!
lol
Luke
xxxxx

Sorry Luke,
I can't answer for others but if some guy comes up to me and says "You look horny" - it's likely I will make my excuses and leave. But if he says "You look nice" then I'll probably be prompted to smile talk to him. Certanly I'd smile at him. And maybe talk.
But of course, you could always try either aproach tonight and report back tomorrow with your results.
Mollie xx
(not to be confused with Molly who is a totally different poster)
Luke Darling,
Did you sample the two different approaches last night? I want to hear the results.
Mollie xxx
Will someone tell me please if I'm still here?
I am the invisible person who kills threads.. I make irrelevant comments. I start threads nobody notices. Nobody ever PMs me much.
It must be true - I'm not still here
Mollie
Quote by bikerdave
maidinheaven you look nice in fact you look stunning

Ooooooooooh Well where's the PM then?
A Swooning Mollie xxx
Well first - I'm a stranger.
I had a loose tooth for ages. At least a year. Probably more. My dentist wanted to take it out and I wouldn;'t let her do it. She warned me not to eat baguettes when I went to France but I did and the tooth got looser and looser.
Eventually, It came out when I was brushing my teeth one bedtime. No pain. Very little blood. And my mouth feels so much better.
On the other hand. I'm still a stranger. It's your choice. Not twisting your arm.
Mollie xxx
Quote by sexyluke
Molly "Nice" is one of the worse words in the English language!
It means so little, Much better to say, "You look: "wonderful, Sexy, Horny, delicious, good enough to eat etc anything but "Nice"!!!!!
lol
Luke
xxxxx

Sorry Luke,
I can't answer for others but if some guy comes up to me and says "You look horny" - it's likely I will make my excuses and leave. But if he says "You look nice" then I'll probably be prompted to smile talk to him. Certanly I'd smile at him. And maybe talk.
But of course, you could always try either aproach tonight and report back tomorrow with your results.
Mollie xx
(not to be confused with Molly who is a totally different poster)
Actually, I've just thought . . . .
"You look nice" must be one of the greatest chat-up lines ever.
Mollie xx
I have never been called names. If either of my partners used some of the names I sometimes see here then I wouldn't like it. Strangely and maybe contradictorily I'm quite happy with names people give to themselves. Eagerslut, for example, and maybe one or two others as well. If I give myself a name then it's my choice - otherwise I can see it to be insulting. I want to be loved and cared for - not insulted. I'm happy with "Eagerslut" as a personal choice but I wouldn't be happy to be called that during love-making. Unless it was with Eagerslut.
There are some words I don't like to hear. Equally, there are some words I do like to hear - these are the loving tender words that surely we all must like. Surely. Even something as mild as "You look nice".
Mollie
Thanks Rich,
You are making me feel hugely optimistic. Please keep it up. I might live forever.
Love
Mollie xxxx
I didn't realise you can change things.
I turned myself into an optimist and got another 21 years - until Friday, 25th August 2051.
I can be an optimist. I know I can. Really and truly I have always been an optimist. If I haven't then I can change. Always look on the bright side of life - that's what I always say. Let's swing, babies.
Mollie
Oh my Word
You are all so young. I'd better get swinging right away. No time to waste
Molloie
Monday, August 5th, 2030 is not a day I'm looking forward to.
I got this from the Sunday Times

Mollie
I don't think it's a nut house. It all looks perfectly normal to me
But welcome from a part time member
Mollie
As long as I'm doing the posting, I don't mind my face being shown.
There! That's another thread killed.
Mollie
I've got a couple of questions but I don't know if I have enough knowledge to put the questions intelligently.
I replaced my computer a month or two ago and, basically, it was a heap of junk but under my on-site warranty I had a new hard drive installed and since then no problems with it. On the advice of the computer technician I downloaded free Microsoft Anti-Spyware. Also when I switch on there is a notice about Norton Anti-virus which says that I will get it free for three months and will then be asked to pay for it.
My old computer was protected by something called AVG which invited me to update it for free every fortnight.
If I look up AVG - will it affect Norton Anti-virus? Will the two programs work against each other. So that's really one question, yes? The second question is about Microsoft Anit-Virus. Does it work away without me knowing - or do I have to run the program every now and again.
Sorry
Molllie
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I think I can shed a little light here:
So with your permission:-
G-protein mutations have not been described in corticotophic systems. In view of the potential effects of adenylyl cyclase dysregulaton on POMC gene transcription, and the potential effects of gip on cell functions 32 corticotrophic adenomas for gsp and gip gene mutations using polymerase chain reaction followed by site-directed oligo nucleioteid hybridhdriization.
I hope this clears ups this matter once and for all.
Mollie

Not really. Please expand.
That's some serious gibberish there. It looks like it's been lifted from an abstract or a molecular biology textbook, though one would have thought that both of those sources would be able to spell nucleotide. lol
I really want to share this with you. That stuff above is taken from another thread but my response to it isn't really approporiate to that thread because people are taking it seriously and I couldn't.
So I;ll put it in here with my traveller's tales. Apologies to anybody bored to death with my ramblings.
I copied the gibberish from my step-daughter. A paper she once wrote. I truly don't know if I copied it exactly. I just put it on my knee and with slightly glazed over eyes just typed it. She's a Molecular Biologist and I think she's a genius.
When I first met her I was nervous. Here was a young woman with the title Doctor and I was a Dinner Lady. Also I was a new woman in her father's life. So I was nervous, yes? But I had no need - she has never been anything other than affectionate towards me.
I sat on the sofa. The hot-shot sat in the chair nobody uses but him and the PhD sat on her knees at her father's side. "Well", he said, "tell us what you are up to". And she started off - "Well, it's like this ...." I didn't understand a word and Tom's eyes started to glaze over but he had the sense to look at her now and again and nod encouragienlgy
After a while she stopped and I realised she was waiting for a response. The eyes unglazed and something approaching intelligence appeared in them and he repeated her last few words. I can hear them now. He said "half a cell".
She was triumphant. "Yes. And you can't have a half a cell. So if there's a cell lin there it must be a clone" And off she went again. And my poor man's eyes glazed over again. When it was over, the eyes unglazed and he said "Well, I think that is wonderful".
His daughter got off her knees and said, "You know Dad, there's not many people pick it up as quick as you did. ShallI I make a pot of tea?" And off she went to make a pot of tea.
I looked at Tom; I was fascinated. He had obviously understood no more than I had done.
He looked back at me and smiled his little smug smile that I should find annoying but actually find endearing and he winked at me.
Fathers and Daughters.
Mollie
I got interested by the title. "Ladies Wanking". Right, I thought, I'll get a few tips and pointers and then I find It's all about men lying back relaxing. Lazy buggers.
If I start a thread "Men Wanking" will I get the tips and pointers or just a duplicate of the above?
Mollie xx
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
There are SO many! biggrin
Mr. Benn
Noggin the Nog
The Clangers
Mary, Mungo & Midge
I can't remember the name of my favourite though! There was Octavia the ostrich, Topof the monkey and a Brummie pig called Pig - anyone remember what it was called? confused:

We still watch all them now lol after 9pm, nick jnr, 618 on sky..
Pipkins .. I think, One of mr b's favourites
This is so sad. Couldn't afford television when I was young and can't afford Ch 618 now I'm old (well, young middle-aged). I'll just go off and have a little cry now.
Mollie
I'm not clever enough for all this
But
What if
God said "Let there be Light"
And that was what started the Big Bang?
Mollie xx