You have mail!!!! Would love to join you...
Mal  
      Same situation. Used Travelodge as they let you check in at 12 for a tenner. Met many people in the daytimes and they are everywhere! If i lived in Yorkshire i'd show ya! How long does it take to drive....hmmm...!!  
      Hi!!! Not going but I'm not far from vauxhalls!!! I shall send you a text! Mal  
      Elevedon is great. I have sent you a message...I am 3 miles away, have sent you a message. mal  
      You could car share???
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/Naturaldee/ads/
Just a thought, I'm not involved but its an amazing coincidence!  
      Hey Foxxy....can you let me know please....I may be working but if not, its been a while!  
      Hi guys....where in essex are you? I would love to meet for a drink, Friday looks possible! I shall PM you..... Mal  
      Good evening....Stanstead...30 minutes away, i'm near cambridge. Would love to come and watch, happy to follow any boundaries...happy to bring some wine along...in fact...generally happy chap!! Have a look at my profile, can supply more pics if you would like. I will email my mobile as we dont have much time!!!
Mal  
      Thanks for the mail...would love to go...especially if my mentor is there. Harry?
Mal  
      No...i'm sure its ok...you can come with me!!!!  
      Harry???? Well...it was dark. And you were preoccupied. Not with me i might add!!! But i'm hurt. Really hurt.....  
      You are right......it would be good to see me there!!  
      Ofcourse i forgive you.....i knew the blackmail thing wasn't gunna work...i think its old news anyway!!!
Have fun!!! 
Sigh..... Mal  
      As harrys official stalker....i think i should be allowed to go too. I am thinking of changing my name to 'shadow'. 
Mal  
      Harry....its got to do with.....oh never mind.
Mal  
      Hmmm....I have been a very polite boy and as it was full, not begged at all. 
But.....
Now Harry has had to cancel....i reckon i should get his ticket (I am after all his stalker)....or.....(cue music)
I'll tell all about the Hotel Manager......
Whats the phone number of the Sun???
Hehehehehe....(its worth a try anyway....)
Mal  
      Morning.....If Harry is going...so am I!!! (I am his stalker!!). Please count me in.
Mal  
      Harry.....is this your forum??? You seem to have many talents to keep the ladies occupied. 
Good to see you again on the night. And do try and keep.......never mind. 
Mal  
      Hiya...may i come please.
And i think it should be a requirement that no one asks harry to drop his trousers...again. Everywhere i go...there his.....trousers round his knees.....!!
Question is, how come he always gets there before i do??
Mal  
      Love to.....will send my email...or mobile. Have met a few pwolple...and had a great time!! All limits observed. Or yr money back!!!!
Mal  
      I agree with Mal cos we have the same name.  
      Listen you lot......i couldn't come to the last one cos i am a bloke.....now another one??? I think this is discrimination. Who do i complain to??? I have a very nice feminine side..... Mal x  
      Hi harry.....looks like i might make it....will confirm a bit closer. 
Last time i saw you you lost yr strides!!!
Mal  
      You got mail.
And a ph numner!!
mal  
      You got mail!!! Forgot to say....I'm abpout 30 miles away.....
And who is tulip??? Not far either......hmmmmm...
Mal  
      Thanks Allan...great time!
Mal  
      Hiya...I'll look out for ya.....mid Friday possible....Sunday definite!
Mal  
      I've been around a while (!!!), about 3 months ago, i sent some mails and made some new friends after attending a social. I've been on hols for a while, just got back and went to my account....its all missing. No friends...no sent mail....Its like those 3 months never existed!!! Any idea why this happened?
I'm sure i went to a social in yarmouth.....so if i met you and we chatted...i really do want to get back to ya...but i can't. Feel free to get in contact with me! Especially you Z girl.... ( i know yr name but dont wanna write it here, and......damn my memeory. Who did i go with....H.....???
Mal  
      Ermmmm....one of my ex wives said i was a bit of a girl....so can i come?
Mal