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mancunian
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Granted, but with the aid of modern agricultural machinery it's all over your garden, a foot deep.
I checked my last wish and it was original Phew!
I wish I had my hands in ladies knickers
Granted, but now you're in debt to £12 million.
I wish I was having an orgy in the woods.
Granted, but you're such a smart arse sexual know it all, your friends shun you and you cant get a shag.
I wish I had a harem
Why did your gob hit the floor.
I just twisted my grip and it just happened
You just have to don't you.
Would you do a parachute jump for charity to meet your dream shag.
Fun the fact that your hubby is your hubby dream shag doesn't count in this question.
I've never been that bad, but I do miss the interval with the ice cream when you could nip out for a quick wee.
What time of the day do you call this?
I got 9.8 and sponsorship from London Rubber
Granted, but the week now goes Friday, Monday, so no fabulous weekend.
I wish I was joining the mile high club
Granted, it's a canibals cookery club
I wish I was in a spa surrounded by naked women.
How long before you do something lewd and debauched again?
Big Red Rooster
Quote by Kaznkev
There's a new clinic in central Newcastle that seems to have centralised a lot of the smaller ones around thr city.
You can either book an appointment or choose the walk-in option. I've used both. My appointment was bang on time and they use a clever buzzer system to let you know when it's your turn - a hand-held device that vibrates for you to go upstairs out of the main waiting area.

When I used the walk-in system I was told approximate waiting time as soon as I checked in and offered an appointment on another day/time if that was going to be too long - the whole system seemed very patient-centric and extremely efficient.
Gone are the days that I remember of walking in to have some loud receptionist ask in front of a full waiting room "is it urgent.. what's exactly up with you?"
Well done Newcastle GUM Clinic I say :thumbup:

Now that sounds much more entertaining than the old copies of northumbrian life i usually read!
You're expected to hold it in your hand remember, and not secret it somewhere about your person :rascal: