Granted, but your under a vow of chastity and wont put out.
I wish I was at the pool
Well she was till we buggered it up :giggle:
Why are you waveing at me in that demented mannner?
not in public on the boat.
Palace
The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.....
Slates rained down into the
Sorry Mixy but you've had your seven mins of fame.
Fluff, f**k just grabs me fine. The question is when? :twisted:
How would I know you're an olympic gynnast
A hod carriers mate.
so she howled louder which....
Is everyone too busy to check the time?
Why does she look so suprised
only once, and then it took some doing.
as the insurance company would
If you're going to bendover a lot, whilst wearing your skimpy nurses outfit, then YES!
Can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now, can I have a shag now,
That was the worst explanation ever
and another difficult explanation which
Too late Matron I've had an explosive discharge.
What will Mrs Goggins do once she departs from her post office?
causing yet another insurance claim
or a screamimg orgasm which