<<<<<<<<<<<< can@t decide which excites him most, pants on or pants off
Matron! cold bath, quick
An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
s**t, I never thought I'd hear you say such a word from someone who knows so many.
I'm shocked again.:giggle:
applied to pale bare skin
fishslice, woodenspoon, and palette knife......
Kayaking? I could bring my paddle :twisted:
Would you like more, much more?
What was she doing to soak my towel?
very hot and steamy
Would you like to sample what is on offer?
Despite the cooling fluids flowing from within.
recently pumped in after a
Fun, assuming you wear them, are your pants on fire? :confused2:
That would never do. Shagging without the pleasure. What would we do for carnal pleasure?
Would you prefer a bodily contact sport instead?
thrusting her pussy on his
Can you define desparate?