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mancunian
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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<<<<<<<<<<<< can@t decide which excites him most, pants on or pants off
Matron! cold bath, quick
An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
s**t, I never thought I'd hear you say such a word from someone who knows so many.
I'm shocked again.:giggle:
Never would I do such an ungentlemanly thing, however something is stood up requiring your attention wink
That would never do. Shagging without the pleasure. What would we do for carnal pleasure?