Can you think of a more cunning plan?
Move over and you can sit on my knee
Due to the time I'll wish you all 'Good afternoon'
wiil sue claiming size diparity
How long do I have to wait to find out?
Remember what?
Now what was the question again?
Is that a bath with 'birds' in?
What do you want to do with them?
gardenshed, next to the gnomes
Hmmmm could be....
but the Chlorform has the same effect. The pharmasist used to let me smell it, and it used to make my arse sting too.
I'd rather be nutty and hard, wouldn't you prefer it that way?
black bucket of wet tripe
I'm not sure as I can never remember why my arse stings so badly
I think it's Altzhiemers in my case, but I'm buggered if I can remember.
Sorry what was the question?
dark recesses that can be
is that the same as soft nutty centres?
Have to admit I do like blow jobs, and enjoy returning the compliment. After all it's the least a gentleman can do.
I recently enjoyed a blow job. The lady in question discovered just where to apply just the right amount of pleasure, and I was off the planet. She paid me a compliment about my skills too. Made my day it did.
What else might you share?