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mancunian
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Lesley Judd, from Blue Peter. Always a pleasure to watch her make something with the catchphrase 'Here's one I made earlier'
Aunty Beeb used to berate her because she didn't wear a bra and her nipples showed whilst making something. Oh happy days.
Think that one has been done to death.
My turn for a little while, whilst Bambi and Cockslut compare tongues and anicdotes.
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Of for have is a pain. The one that makes me want to pull my teeth out is spelling wander as in I am going for a wander as wOnder.
That said , English spelling grammar and punctuation are becoming kind of optional so I get Facebook posts like the following (from a man in his late 30s) all the time. You kinda have get used to it.
"ok,u wana no my new years resalutions/wasnt gona make any,but/hay al let u no wen i get sum..they r gona get a shave regular,n bath nearly daily..shave always n RESPECT EVRY 1 THAT DESERVES IT,N MUR....Iiwill giv the important stuff/wen ur redy..opefuly l8rs my real freinds,i ope yeh........x"

Bad spelling and punctuation. The example above I can't even read to the end. It's that bad. The above is close to text speak, another thing that makes my hackles stand up. Then the confusion of there, their, and they're. It was drummed into me at age seven, hence it's 'simple'.
Them instead of those, as in 'Do you want them ones?'
Plastic bottles. great when they are full, but once near enpty, fall out of the cupboard like skittles. Once one falls, the rest follow, lemming fashion.
It's very reassuring to see that bad taste pressies still get exchanged, but what are people thinking when they buy them?
Loved all mine, so you're not getting any lol
To got to bed without having a litany of my failures read out, or chasing forgotten keys, or having bedtime stressings, or chasing pissed off harrassed kids.
Oh to go to bed in peace.
Oh a shag would be a treat too.
Kindle nice gadget, but I'd never buy one.
I'm tactile and I like to hold a book.
Books don't need batteries, so a lack of power won't stop me reading.
Can you read a kindle on a plane, my book I can.