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marktheminx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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This is great, all this talk of invertebrate life and countryside is making me feel like IME BACK IN WORK now STOP IT an back to SEX!!!!!!! mad
gawd you go missin for a few weeks an its all go!
I can do a calander shot as well.....................................................................................................................................................................................................is anyones interested :cry:
Just lately ive been on my own a bit at work, lonely, and mind has started to wander off the current report or project, internet mysteriously loads pages of scantily clad ladies covorting with a range of toys and friends and hey presto BONER!! ALERT, well what do you do? you cant just let it pass can you! :twisted:
Who's also guilty of a crafty work wank or worse, cough up an tell all! :lickface:
Quote by Happy Cats
Well I think the sexiest avatar is self evident!

Why thankyou my friend!
yours is also very cuddly too lol
I must admit that I prefer the foriegn lady,s a little. MrsMinx is from the med, dark eyes, olive skin, oooohhhhh i do i do i do!!!!!! hump worship
They seem soooo much more..........SEXY!
Quote by AndyS-NE
Too sensative, don't like them being touched.

almost ditto,
dont mind a little bit, but if she's got heavy hands OMG!
:shock: WOW ime outa here.............................catch up with you cybermates dudes and dudettes when the fallout as blown the hell away :shock:
p.s This site fits all, no one forces anyone to come or stay,post or not. If you dont like it ............walk. The friends and chummy cliques exist because people like to talk and have a laugh and do wot ever they find interesting, long live SH! lol
No animals were harmed in the writing of this post.
Marktheminx rolls out from underneath the far bench, bleary eyed an still full of the memories of last week :scared:
wot the hells all this noise, nuther fekin drink shud sort that out confused
Dino an his gang, bloody hooligans the lot of em!
1. My imaginary hair and my gheko.
2. oi you
3. My 11 year old daughter asking me what a c*nt was :shock:
4. Jump, House of pain
5. My dads day card from the kids
6. That super rabbit for mrs minx :P
7. A holiday might be nice rolleyes
8. Cup of tea and choccy biscuits
9. Soooo many great bums, cant choose, too much of a struggle :eeek:
10. Dish washer in an italian restuarant evil shite
As long as you take your time to decide on wether it's what you really want, and you find something that means something to you, an not just the name of your footie team, it can be something really special, i look at all my tattoos and they remind me of things ive done or the people i love, tattoos are a very personal thing and...........................yes be prepared for a bit of pain, but it's worth it biggrin
marktheminx staggers into the GFZ blood shot eyes, imaginary hair all over the place -
Jeez somebody please pour me a drink, any drink a large.......... no just give me a bottle,
wot a fecking week.........................im'e so glad thats all over :giveup:
It's got to be thw wide fishnet stockings all the way, the crazier the colour the better, i particularly like neons mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm biggrin worship
Can we pick which category we fall into, or is it for someone to guess biggrin
that would make a great game lol
Look out guys n dolls we iz in the news again, that means more stalkers looking in! mad
Quote by Vix
walking the dog with a girl, having a stop a play around and a kiss in the field

Don't kiss the dog. They have a tendancy to eat shit.
HTH
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Diet is only half the fight :boxing: , wot are your activity levels :sleeping: , do you work out at all? apart from 69position
A combination of good clean foods, by that I mean not processed ready meals and shite like that, but good organic fruit and veg and lots of beans and pulses, porridge is excellent to start of the day. Try to drink at least 2 litres of water a day, tea/coffes and pop doesn't count! sad And try to raise your metabolic rate with some cardio type excercise like jogging, skipping or even fast walking ( but you'll need to do loads of that). Even dancing is good for you :happy:
Try to cut out the :cheers: even as a temporary measure, or just as a treat, because you dont want to totally deny yourself of the good things in life :violin: drinkies :smoke: hump
PM me if you need more direct advice mate cool
biggrin ime gettin quite good at this........................................................................................
ooohhh now that does feel nice :P
oooo where do i find the swallows wotsit, wot if i feel down here :shock:
oops sorry i dont think thats it redface
Why, i thought you'de never ask lol
Here i come, my hands might be a bit ruff though!
innocent
phew, it certainly is......................................................................
ime gonna get us another drink,
a cold one