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marktheminx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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ime halfway there already,
I had bout 5 beers and a white wine whilst waitin for you,
thought Dino was windin me up, anyway slip in here next to me an av a glass of this cool
ime up for that,
lets lock the door,
pour some chapers from that stash left over from Dino's birthday,
climb in the jacussi an have a laugh lol
They work me like a dog back in the office, go up that hill, go down that one, my middle name should be Humpty,
oohh thats so good, great hand movements redface
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you can do that forever,
oooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh wink
Large one for Hornyred please rolleyes
oohhh aaahhh, warm em up first, ime a sensitive chao you know surprised
Are we going for the feet or the whole body work out, either way another beer an ile not feel a thing lol
Mark lies down in anticipation of the good times ahead wink
5 bottles of beer and a glass of white wine later...........................................................
Ime sure Dino said something about Hornyred coming later, reflexology, massage, how longs a guy gotta wait, mi feet are all wrinkly now! :beer: :violin:
:shock:
I fink ime dun for,
whats the least exposure you can get away with?
is there a thingamy period?
OMG Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :silly:
Maggot tasting trip to cleethorpes, I went on that trip, it was great, one of the best SH trips ive been on for ages, someone should organise another..........soon, how about dungfly stroking in dungeness anyone! lol
any drinks left.....................................................................................I did a 10 mile walk yesterday while you lot had the run of the house!
ooohhh blisters :cry:
What about..................
Firestarter evil banghead :taz:
by the Prodigy,
certainly gets your heart rate up! biggrin
Batteries :shock:
This is to hardcore for me,........... swigs rest of bolly/chomps strawb..........ime off until all this crazy shits over wave
For me it's Issay Miyake, L'eau D'issey pour homme regular and the new summer one mmmmmm, and Davidoff Echo, for Mrs Minx it's got to be D&G Sicily and Yves saint lauren Cinema, OMG it turns me on BIG time, ive got two little ceramic smellie samples stuck in the vent of my car................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
Quote by Red(RHG)
Ditched the rabbit for a pulsatron!
Yum-mmmeeeee wink
Cathy x

I remmember seeing one of those in a 50's B-movie when i was a kid, scared the shit outa me, it was the eyes you see, an the pincer grip, and the dodgy looking wires coming from the back, and the way it was goin to cleanse the earth of all life...............gulp.............ime scared again now! :cry:
I wonder if the post two above has anything to do with the unnatural silence rolleyes
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46571.html
I did hear that an old remedy for sunburn is to mix up a bowl of porridge oats, luke warm to cold, and apply that to the affected areas, it relieves the burning but also it does something to the collagen in the skin preventing excessive wrinkling...........................but i gather i may be too late rolleyes
wot with all this porridge, yoghurt chocolate milk (would feel quite nice), and no takers! :shock:
Quote by SXBOY
forty years ago
policemen could give kids a clip round the ear
tv was not widespread
newspapers were not into dramatisation of trivial thuggery
and you knew your parents would whack the crap out of you
* blame the lilly livered pantie wetting liberals not video phones

Yeay, some one with some sense at last, the moral waving P.C dribbling liberaphiles have a lot to answer for, did anyone hear about the local council that banned the george cross, or the one that now calls xmas "Winter fest", ime no bigoted zenophobe, but come on, enoughs enough, dont we pay enough in our taxes to be British mad
Hi everyone,
just popped in to see what all the noise is, i can hear you lot from down the street!
:eeek: oops sorry MRFC n that looks like Fee, i didn't know it was yoga in this room, no good for me, although some of that bolly and strawbs would be nice...........any left? lol
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :lol2:
That is fekin priceless, i want it for my phone NOW!
Please tell me how to do it...............................................
I lost my car in that bastard of a multi storey in Preston, the one near the council offices, been for a meeting and was feeling rather smug at the outcome, until i realised my car was missing...................................................25 mins later up and down the bastard i found it, i felt sick.............................................and stupid, good job i was on my own redface
Quote by steveg_nw
If I swallow a £1 coin every day for a week will mine taste of money?
Never met a woman yet that doesn't like to blow money!! biggrin
Steve

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you've met my wife
Bollox ime crap at this

i dunno wether it'l work it's in the hands of the gods from here!
Quote by bailiffs
i might have this

with abit of colour in it on my foot ????
always liked this............???

Its more or less wot ive got on my back, about 8 inches running down my spine, hurt like feckin hell, and bled buckets, but i love it.
My mates a fireman, he's on watch at the mo, ile sneak into his pad an nick his gear, be round in about 30 mins...........................................................................oohhhh!!!! Mrs minx has just nabbed me for chores again, sorry hornyred sum othertime maybe (nice new pics by the way mmmm!). :shock: boink
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As for paying, yes i would because i enjoy the site when i can get on it, but that is me and not everyone else, a time restriction would also work,but i would be frightened of being deleted as i cant allways get on as much as ide like too.
I dont know i doont want to step on anayones toes, after all ime a relative newby redface
This site rocks for many reasons as has already been said.........
If it aint broke, dont fix it wink