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marktheminx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Quote by freckledbird
:shock: our friends went to DR in November. He sent me a picture of the most enormous spiders I've ever seen. I was nearly crying looking at the pictures. :cry:
Yes that will be the Dominican bird eating spider - Dominicus hugeous appetitus, iyt lives on the beautiful sandy beaches, and usually crawls from it's 22" burrow looking for seagulls or other meedium sized avifauna, when temperatures hit between 70 and 90 degrees C. The spider is NOT afraid of human traffic, and can often be seen stalking haplass sun bathers, cloaking them in a fine, sticky silken web, before plunging its 2" fangs into their victim, rendering them paralysed. Please note that urgent medical attention must be sought within the prescribed 10 mins of being bitten.
Good holydaying,
MTM
Quote by alspals
I'm gonna have a smile on my face and a ginormous erection!:wink: :P
So..................I want to be buried on my back with my stiffy poking up through a hole in the lid of the coffin. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A sort of "horizontal gloryhole"
:D :D :D
oooerr Eagerslut...hv you not considered the fact that moles eats parsnips...and they're blind?.....that's how to make dead eyes water...OUCH!! :cry:
:lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
these arent wellies there waders!
wot sort of perv do you think i am.................................
SLAM....................................................................................................
door closes abruptly and mark storms off having never been so insulted in his life........
well so far today anayways
wot sort of perv do you think i am.................................
SLAM....................................................................................................
door closes abruptly and mark storms off having never been so insulted in his life........
well so far today anayways
marktheminx pops his head round the door again........................................
observes the frolicking in the jacuzi..............................................................
walks away " if only ide have been a couple of minutes earlier" :cry:
such luck.................................
observes the frolicking in the jacuzi..............................................................
walks away " if only ide have been a couple of minutes earlier" :cry:
such luck.................................
In the olden days the fluff of the belly was used to weave coats for the little pixies and elves that took up home at the bottom of the garden, it was usually the woman of the house that partook in this task, and mostly it was blue, although some plaid formations did occur. These days all the weaving is done in the third world for a fraction of the cost, and using modern synthetic fibres that really are breathable.
