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marktheminx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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My greatest TV fear is.......................................................................................................
The Tellie Tubbies :twisted:
:scared:
Twisted or wot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by BrightonGeezer
Welcome aboard!
This place can be way off the wall, but I find the atmosphere relaxing. Subjects ranging from fav toast toppings to anal sex with inside out crisp packets. There is someting for everyone here.
Pete xxx

Welcome on in,
I must remember to look up that one about crisp packets.
I agree with everything thats been said, i too have had posts locked with no apparent reason behind it, my locked post has been read by 104 people, so the heading must have stimulated some interest. I agree that the mods are there to keep things cool, but under the terms of the content of "The Cafe" it's just a place to chat, and expand ideas and friendships, come on guys, lifes hard enough as it is, at least give us a reason, most of the time we're just looking for some light hearted fun or banter, and there are some great threads that have really made me chuckle, it's a great site, and hats off to everyone who makes it so, but be careful not to alienate as well lol
Some of my posts may seem boring or wierd to some, but then vice-versa i dont read all of the posts myself!!!!!!! :shock:
Well, we're well into the afternoon session, and the office dinnertime discussion was where would you rather go heaven and all that nice stuff, or hell - maybe a bit more exciting, personally ide like to hang around for a while, get up peoples noses, the odd haunting maybe, you shouldn't rush these things................................................... :twisted:
so whats it to be..........................................................................................
up :angel:
or down :evil2:
cocks...........
puke.....................
blowjobs.......................
this site is truly disgusting :scared:
sympathies too ya bigDewy69 wink
just been through all that mate.............................................
Ide hate to work from home, ide never get anything done..................................................
what with the missus............................... :P
the kids..................................... evil
the dog........... rolleyes
housework... redface
I love my job, out in the wide open biggrin
The imagination is far better than real life..........................................................
but now you've got us thinking.........................................................................
i can hear the buzzing and whirring................................................................
oh sorry thats something else rolleyes
Ok little question,
Who,s at home an who,s at work?
If your at work like me, how do you get away with playin at the cafe?
Ive got mi own office tucked away at the back of mi wooden shack, so i can hear people cumin up the corridor, a swift window change ..........an hey presto boring work!!!! :cry:
Introducing his eminence......." Dorfus Gorilladoodle" in the house rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :eeek:
Red stockings are good too, and the fine pins are obligatory.
With a nice thong, or even better sheer shorties, ohhhhhhhh shit now look wot ive done confused
dont get me wrong, looks,personallity ect are all important, ime just talking about the visual here, i cant tspeak for all men, but myself am very visually stimulated :twisted:
the eyes are the windows to the soul - someone said..................didn't they............i dunno..............?........................................................................ :undecided:
Hi all, I really like a nice pair of sexy wide fishnets, preferably shocking pink, I like the porn slut look lol
Us blokes being scientificaly proven to be visual animals ime curious as to wot does it for you................ wink
The current rate ranges from £1 - £10, bearing in mind the amount of teeth in one head, multiplied by the number in a class....................WOW!!!!!!!!! :shock: i think ime onto something.............I will be going on holiday after all lol
My kids got £1, and then went round the family extracting more.......nan, grandad,aunts, uncles viva la capitalista!!!!!
They now own our house and I pay them rent :cry:
why thankyou, i took you advice and it seems to have worked lol
I couldn't do that anyway, ime from the old school of gentalmanrey wink
mtm
xXx
I have several tattoos, i love them, and peircings too! it doesn't make me feel any hornier though, although when ime out without top both guys and girls look, and sometimes come and admire or ask me about them, i also love girls with certain tattoos, especially if they are sexy ones, which is specific to me, it's all about individuallity and personal expression, bring out the needles and ink yeahh!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
oooppsss!!!!
I feel kinda guilty cos i commented on your pic, and one under the fem bums thread, but i aint sent any pm's, an i aint a pervy wierdo one liner freak boy, but they are good pics yeah!!!!! lol :shock:
and ime a new boy redface
What a fine array of female bums, i particularly like Nos 3 and 8, oohhh boy i would like to sink my teeth into them!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
My first car was a Cortina 1600 GL, fast but crap, has anyone else noticed the trend developing on this thread, old cars giving away our age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive now got an Astra SXi 1600, very nice, quite fast and reasonably priced, and cheap insurance to boot. rolleyes
Mine would be the Minogue sisters, not that ime greedy or anything, but you culdn't do 1 withou the other, that would be unfair, as for the place,,,,,,,,,,,,, it wouldn't matter!!!!!!!!! :P