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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Luton

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Quote by Mr-Powers
Little people rolleyes

beer belly's............. :roll:
Toupee's....... :roll:
men who wear deck chairs....... :roll:
Quote by Mr-Powers
Little people rolleyes

beer belly's............. :roll:
Quote by Sugar-n-pom
Good advice from all above ... but can I just say your wife needs to be up for it WITHOUT the lagers.

without the lagers................... :shock:
can you imagine what ,mr flower or mr kenty look like without the lagers.................... :shock:
Quote by Sandybeach1
"You and I are just the same"
no one has ever told me that............... rolleyes

I wonder why :eeek:
yes I wonder too.............. biggrin
Quote by flower411
weeeeeeeeeeee
nothin at all is goin on i am the happiest i have been for a long time i promise you that biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
sandy deany ty xxxxx

You didn't thank me....... :D
You didn`t say you was leavin !!!!!!
We`d thank you for that lol
If I left who would remind you of your poncy name....... rolleyes
Quote by nawty
weeeeeeeeeeee
nothin at all is goin on i am the happiest i have been for a long time i promise you that biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
sandy deany ty xxxxx

You didn't thank me....... :D
Quote by Dirtygirly
I don't usually spill it! :twisted:

of course not your scottish...... rolleyes
Quote by two-4-more
have we solved it yet............... rolleyes

dunno yet think some are on dial up.....
we are cooking on broadband lol
I see what you did there............. :roll:
"You and I are just the same"
no one has ever told me that............... rolleyes
Quote by Mr-Powers
like we are too good for them...perhaps we are...

you should be on stage....... :giggle:
Yeah...i fancy myself as a ventriloquist...you'd make the perfect dummy! lol
you want to suck me don't you.......... rolleyes
Ah Ah wish i could fly...way up to the sky...but i can't!!
you'd need two jet engins to get off the ground...... :lol:
Quote by Mr-Powers
like we are too good for them...perhaps we are...

you should be on stage....... :giggle:
Yeah...i fancy myself as a ventriloquist...you'd make the perfect dummy! lol
you want to suck me don't you.......... rolleyes
Quote by Mr-Powers
like we are too good for them...perhaps we are...

you should be on stage....... :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
1. My security blanket.
2. My bed!
3. Music.
4. Latex gloves.
5. A very very rude boy.

what if I don't want to go................ rolleyes
I don't like him but his sister is a good singer.......... rolleyes
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
whats a sybian??

A fully mechanised, all-singing, all-dancing, vibrator.
Essentially. cool
So its not an alien then............ rolleyes
Some top ideas, cheers! :thumbup:
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No problem................ rolleyes
Quote by Devon1
On a National Express coach. They need bigger seats lol

they don't cater for wideasses................. rolleyes
Its not rocket science............
(1) The woman goes to the shop.
(2) The woman prepares the salad and vegetables
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." ....................... rolleyes
The problem with thinking ouside the box is that its difficult to get back in afterwars........ rolleyes