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markz

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12 Jul 2009

Where has all the white poo gone........... rolleyes

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12 Jul 2009

thanks Sara and John for organising a good night..... biggrin

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12 Jul 2009

I know I can be a mouthy bugger quote]
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11 Jul 2009

If ever I run out of things to say I may revert to swearing................. rolleyes

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11 Jul 2009

Quote by Silk and Big G
they just like to bait :-)

so now its fishing heaven....... rolleyes

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11 Jul 2009

Quote by kentswingers777
Honesty. Period.

Yuk.............. rolleyes

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10 Jul 2009

look in the mirror............... rolleyes

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10 Jul 2009

anything you need to know just ask me I am the font of all knowledge........fonty to my friends...... rolleyes

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5 Jul 2009

Quote by earthchild
leaves up my ass x

didn't he have a penis then...... rolleyes

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5 Jul 2009

Quote by splendid_
Tch! The questions men ask

rotflmao

it depends if they can get a word in edgewise with a woman in the room rolleyes

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or a pie.............. :roll:

5 Jul 2009

I can't sew............... rolleyes

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4 Jul 2009

Quote by Dave__Notts
We would both like to say thank you sooooo much for all the nice comments

no problem............... cool

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2 Jul 2009

Dave
Don't forget the pre-nups.................. rolleyes

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2 Jul 2009

do you have to be double jointed to get your head up your bum....... rolleyes

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28 Jun 2009

oops....................... rolleyes

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28 Jun 2009

thanks for organising a great event....... rolleyes

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24 Jun 2009

and for extra effect put cling film over the toilet....... rolleyes

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24 Jun 2009

if its ginger call it "meaty"....... rolleyes

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22 Jun 2009

when you come back don't choose such a girlie name...... rolleyes

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20 Jun 2009

Quote by Silk and Big G
Can we have an exact amount ? Just for comparison.
How much money, sex or love ?

Good point............I could have just given away love and sex for a quid.......... rolleyes

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20 Jun 2009

I went to the shop today and on my way out a lady was talking to her dog.........she said "hello baby you missed mummy didn't you, yes you did, yes you did, yes you did" I wonder if the dog was thinking alright I heard you the first time, and how many other women are there in the world that have given birth to a dog.......... rolleyes

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20 Jun 2009

Money of course
then you can buy love and sex............. rolleyes

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20 Jun 2009

yes and no............. rolleyes

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15 Jun 2009

I don't care what your name is......you are not dragging that cross through my garden...... biggrin

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15 Jun 2009

did she know your from Kent................... rolleyes

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15 Jun 2009

happy birthday taffy..................... cool

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15 Jun 2009

I tend to stay away from buckets............. rolleyes

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14 Jun 2009

witchy................. rolleyes

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14 Jun 2009

Quote by splendid_
I think that education should only be available to those rich enough to afford it.

Yeah I agree............... rolleyes

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14 Jun 2009

I suffer from restless leg syndrome quote]
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