History:

Recently exit-ed from a 3 yr relationship (actually that was a while ago now, not that you really needed to know that) and looking to get to know an intelligent, savvy, sexy woman with a great personality for some no strings fun.

English:

Must be able to string a sentence together, be it online or face to face (preferably in English, ta'.), stimulate my mind as well my body and I will do the same....or die trying.

Science (Double award):

I'm not looking for a one night stand, would much prefer to get to know someone a little bit first, the Chemistry is important in order to get Physical dont you think?

Geography:

In the Borough of Stockport......

RE:

It's like PE but with a little bit sticking out at an angle under the P.

German:

Cars, Lederhosen, sausages and porn. Wunderbar.

Maths:

I'm quite good with figures, short, tall, curvy or athletic are all of interest.

CDT: Ok I give up now.

To reiterate:

Looking for safe no strings fun with an intelligent, mainly sane woman.

Don't contact me if you have drink/ drug issues and your flat looks like you've just been burgled.

If it's a school night and you find yourself sat there with a fag hanging out of your gob and a pint of vodka and coke on the go then we probably won't gel.

Also

No mentals, you know who you are (well possibly you don't but it's worth stating.