Matt__midlands's Forum Posts

4 Mar 2005

A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all discussing how much their lives suck.
The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most."
The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid thats smells awful. So my life sucks the most."
The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."

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2 Mar 2005

Myself and a friend want to go to a swinging club in Leicester or nearby. Are there any that dont mind single males and does anyone have any recomendations

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28 Feb 2005

Looking to meet a woman in the midlands area, anytime and can travel to you. Im 22, 6ft,slim to med and have dark hair

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26 Feb 2005

Im 23 love to travel but living in leicester for next few years while i train then off to oz. Aint been on this before and know this will sound stupid but whats a munch. think i can guess but wanted to make sure. what about you then?

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26 Feb 2005

Hi my names matt, want to get to know some people from midlands area as havn't been living here to long. Hope to hear from you soon. Cheers

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