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So does this mean we should all start taking up any names that could be like our own? Stop these counterfeit names being used against us. They are all against us aren't they?
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mattmoleman
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Male, 45
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Sex God
Quote by Kniphofia
If the pix are on your computer, rather than hosting them somewhere you can just email them to yourself ( or whatever) then open them in your Inbox and click on Properties as above.
That shouldn't work Kniphofia. Only you would be able to see the pictures because you are logged into the site. You'll notice that the link to the image is a very long one that will no doubt involve a cookie being installed. If you want to give everybody your cookie to your email address so they can eventually hack into your mailbox... :cry:
Not a wise thing to do and I wouldn't recomend it in the slightest.
Sex God
For all those pretty pictures you may find on the net but you don't have time to save them and upload them to photobucket... you can link directly to them.
For Internet Explorer users:
Find the picture.
Right click on the image and go to properties.
You will see the Address (URL) of the image.
Highlight the address and copy it.
Go back to your post and paste in the address you've just copied.
Highlight this address and press the Img button.
For Netscape/Firefox users:
Find the pretty picture and right click it.
Choose the 'copy image location'
Paste it into your post
Highlight it and click the Img button.
You will notice that the image address will have two tags around them.
an then the address of the image and then a these are the key to linking to the image.
Sorry Meaty, you beat me to it.
For Internet Explorer users:
Find the picture.
Right click on the image and go to properties.
You will see the Address (URL) of the image.
Highlight the address and copy it.
Go back to your post and paste in the address you've just copied.
Highlight this address and press the Img button.
For Netscape/Firefox users:
Find the pretty picture and right click it.
Choose the 'copy image location'
Paste it into your post
Highlight it and click the Img button.
You will notice that the image address will have two tags around them.
an then the address of the image and then a these are the key to linking to the image.
Sorry Meaty, you beat me to it.
Sex God
Meaty, what about the pictures that are already hosted on the web? Do we have to put them into photobucket too?
<--------- loves being annoying.
<--------- loves being annoying.
Sex God
It sounds like the old type of job hunting. Create a few CV's. Make sure they are all general and all show off your plus points. Send them to as many companies (women) as you can in a hope that one or two will get noticed. Using this method for applying for jobs, you could send out 100-200 CV's and get three replies.
Now-a-days, this is not what people try and do. Instead they look for a job that they might actually like. Something they will enjoy doing. Where the times are good, not too far traveling and hopefully nice people to work with. For jobs like these however it usually requires a more custom made CV. Something that will stand you out of the crowd. Something that is creative and defined purely from the job role and application form. Using the custom CV method you do get a much higher response rate from the companies. Even if it is a no thanks but the position is filled. Roughly you'll be looking at 30 jobs applied for, around 10-15 will reply back.
This was purely a metaphore and shouldn't be considered as a rule of thumb. Women are much more harder work then any job you're likely to come to.
Now-a-days, this is not what people try and do. Instead they look for a job that they might actually like. Something they will enjoy doing. Where the times are good, not too far traveling and hopefully nice people to work with. For jobs like these however it usually requires a more custom made CV. Something that will stand you out of the crowd. Something that is creative and defined purely from the job role and application form. Using the custom CV method you do get a much higher response rate from the companies. Even if it is a no thanks but the position is filled. Roughly you'll be looking at 30 jobs applied for, around 10-15 will reply back.
This was purely a metaphore and shouldn't be considered as a rule of thumb. Women are much more harder work then any job you're likely to come to.
Sex God
Quote by fluffer
awwww
men with colds.
Men with colds is never a laughing matter fluffer
It is obvious that dargento here has a 'man' cold. This is the worst type of cold! What he needs is a nice lady who will do his bidding and satisfy his every whim until he is all better again. So be a good gal, get a maids/nurses uniform on and whipe his brow will ya 
Sex God
Touch.Always touch. I love to glide my hands which does it for me. Also you've got the added help of pulling her hair. :twisted:
Hearing. Every moan, groan and whaling banshee lets you know directly what you're doing is all good.
Smell. Smell is the sense I need to taste. You can't 'taste' bad breath but you can certainly smell it. Same goes for the tastes when kissing. Take away smell and everything tastes bland and samey. (Think chicken)
Sight. Sight is so far down because it is hard to see things with your head burred in the neck/groin. Although the sight of an orgasming face is nothing but lovely.
Taste. If you're so close to taste them then its usually the touch sense I concentrate on. Although I do like a good snog its the holding them and closeness and longing that works, not so much the taste.
Hearing. Every moan, groan and whaling banshee lets you know directly what you're doing is all good.
Smell. Smell is the sense I need to taste. You can't 'taste' bad breath but you can certainly smell it. Same goes for the tastes when kissing. Take away smell and everything tastes bland and samey. (Think chicken)
Sight. Sight is so far down because it is hard to see things with your head burred in the neck/groin. Although the sight of an orgasming face is nothing but lovely.
Taste. If you're so close to taste them then its usually the touch sense I concentrate on. Although I do like a good snog its the holding them and closeness and longing that works, not so much the taste.
Sex God
Quote by fun4u2c
lol...you can't even have a conversation with yourself.......without people making something of it...lol
Your lulu speak to you then? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
I too am a geek. I've always admitted to being a geek as they work with technical stuff (Languages, hardware, software, wires, coolers, fans, speakers etc etc). Nerds on the other hand just do it for pleasure and don't even get paid for it.
I'm looking forward to Vista. I won't have it (download/buy/steal/borrow) until I splash out all my savings on a new PC though. It makes sense to make an adaptable operating system so more people can use it. The first thing I would be looking for is the 'lite' version so I can add anything that I do actually want and not be told what I must have.
And Ian, for goodness sake, put that light sabre away man. You could have somebodies eye out with that :shock:
I'm looking forward to Vista. I won't have it (download/buy/steal/borrow) until I splash out all my savings on a new PC though. It makes sense to make an adaptable operating system so more people can use it. The first thing I would be looking for is the 'lite' version so I can add anything that I do actually want and not be told what I must have.
And Ian, for goodness sake, put that light sabre away man. You could have somebodies eye out with that :shock:
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Quote by postie
still difficult to get that arty half undressed pose in under 8 seconds though!
In under 8 seconds you could of been at your puter, had a shower and got back half dried. Sheesh. Only 8 seconds indeed. Let me remind you of the phrase 'Shower Olympics'
(I'll edit in the link tot he post as soon as I find the darn thing) - Done
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock::? :? :? :?
I don't get it Sgt? Are your eyes failing you as well? :shock: Reads like that to me as well.
Sex God
Can I be in it? Please. With sugar on top and a cherry. I'll buy you a virtual beer.
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Quote by Jags
KAT??? You're bring KATE with you??? BUM! :shock: :shock: He's far too fluffy and nice and cuddly... now if you brough The Laird with you then I would be ready, waiting and ever so wanting when you both arrived!!
:inlove: :inlove:
Well somebody has to bring us brew while we're busy. He can also fetch us wine, beer and snacks from the nearest Tesco's.
Sex God
I'm just going to have to persuade Kat to drive up to yours with me. Then you can have two black leather kilted, soft, warm, fluffy males (probably wearing sussies) armed with black rope and a whip.
Now don't be sad Jags. Enjoy the Cyber while you can. If we get hold of you, you won't have any time for the forum anymore I can assure you of that. :twisted:
Now don't be sad Jags. Enjoy the Cyber while you can. If we get hold of you, you won't have any time for the forum anymore I can assure you of that. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Matt - if you could travel that 'inch on the map' in the next hour you will be amply rewarded for your effort.
Ok.. got Malt, PMs. cyber jacuzzi, cyber snogs and getting ready for Matt!
*goes off to wash armpits and cesspits*
Right I'm heading towards you now Jags.
Can you see me?
How about now?
What do you mean I'm going the wrong way. :shock:
Bugger, I've ended up back home now.
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Hiya Jags,
I've tried my best to quickly get a cyber black kilt on. They ran out of black leather I'm affraid. Will it do?
I also live close by (well its only an inch on the map).
Is there anything else I could do while I'm here?
Sex God
Although I wouldn't call it a novel but I have been readin 15000 pages of short stories. Some of these stories are only a page long, while others are 5-6-7. You can only find reading material like this in our own cafe.
Not had a book in bed with me in years. Wish I would as I've lots of unread stuff, just don't have the time or energy at the moment.
Not had a book in bed with me in years. Wish I would as I've lots of unread stuff, just don't have the time or energy at the moment.
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Fourth door is Jags room, walk quietly she bites!!! :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Like a pitbull that one. Once Jags has her wicked teeth into you, there's no getting away. Mind you, yet to know anybody who wants to?
Matt stomps up the stairs of the Flinstones palace, knocking on every door just incase Jags has moved rooms.
Yummy. Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
What the hell do you want a big dick for? :shock:
Blue .......... I love the new avatar !!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:was it a good night ?
Soz for hijacking the thread .................. but that pic is so so bad........lol lol lol
That's what I look like after a Manchester Social :shock:
We have to go to the next one ................... just to see you look like that !!!!! lol
No, actually I look more like this at a Manchester Social
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Classic. :lol:
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Quote by Nomad_Soul
What a great name for a pub .......
I think there is already one called the Cock and Bullock.
I don't have a name for mine usually its 'You wanna shag?'. No need to bring other people into it.
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My opinion on this and slight suggestion would be:
Lots of irrelevant posts have been made. Not by a few, by the vast majority of the users in the cafe. I know I for one post some 'help needed' threads which will not be amusing or interesting to anybody other than those who want to bait it into a comic thread or those wanting to help.
Help threads and poor me threads have the tendancies of making me turn the computer off. To be quite frank my dear I just couldn't give a damn. They still get answered as others do care more than I. Others will be able to help with there own knowledge.
These are two types of threads that I think create a lot of less stimulating conversation.
A solution which I haven't really thought through yet would be to have a Personal Cafe. One that could be used for personal problems, situations, non swinging related advice threads. As this is still quite a wide and varied description it would still get a lot of posts in. It would still get the good threads and bad. At least they won't all be in the same place.
Just an idea.
Matthew
Lots of irrelevant posts have been made. Not by a few, by the vast majority of the users in the cafe. I know I for one post some 'help needed' threads which will not be amusing or interesting to anybody other than those who want to bait it into a comic thread or those wanting to help.
Help threads and poor me threads have the tendancies of making me turn the computer off. To be quite frank my dear I just couldn't give a damn. They still get answered as others do care more than I. Others will be able to help with there own knowledge.
These are two types of threads that I think create a lot of less stimulating conversation.
A solution which I haven't really thought through yet would be to have a Personal Cafe. One that could be used for personal problems, situations, non swinging related advice threads. As this is still quite a wide and varied description it would still get a lot of posts in. It would still get the good threads and bad. At least they won't all be in the same place.
Just an idea.
Matthew
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Quote by Dave__Notts
We've had a tunnel cleaning train for about 40 years, which is basically a two hundred foot long vaccum cleaner
Underground worker going to A&E.........
"I was vacuuming the tunnel in the nude and this train just got attached to my dick......I have no idea how it happened"
Dave_Notts
Love it Dave.
I fell on a train...... :twisted:
Sex God
What planet you from then mate? Welcome to the last website you will ever see.
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
What's happening is when you open the pic it stores it in the temporary internet files folder which also holds images from the websites you've been browsing so you don't have to download them everytime. When you do a slideshow it just cycles through these, they are not sent out with the picture.
Sussexguy
So it is not what his brother has viewed but what my mate has..........hmmmmmmmmmmm
I can see a piss atke coming up
Dave_Notts
PS where is the temporary internet folder
Windows Xp with multiple profiles:
C
ocuments and SettingsPROFILE NAME GOES HERELocal SettingsTemporary Internet FilesThis is unless they have personally changed the area it goes to.
Sex God
I see what you mean Ice. I'm glad they've done so much. It is in there own and your interest to do so. Do you reakcon things could be improved. You say there is a lot of dust from the cirface etc so hwo about an air filter like a dyson that could be put in place beofre the intake of the air con? There should always be investigations to make working more comfortable and if possible more fun.
I know a lot of people who have just said, well its always been like that, and it was never pretty seeing them suffer like. I'm glad you are saying they (underground) are taking it seriously.
I know a lot of people who have just said, well its always been like that, and it was never pretty seeing them suffer like. I'm glad you are saying they (underground) are taking it seriously.
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hit it with a hammer....
the fly or the monitor?
I think they mean me. That way it would stop my complaining. :lol:
PS. Love the image you've done.
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Quote by Ice Pie
I used to drive tube trains and it's often well over 40°C in the tunnels. Bearable for an hour or so, but if you get stuck it can be lethal. We put up with it because there was nothing we could do about it. Air conditioning on tube trains is a waste of time because there's no room outside the train to put decent kit and the filters get clogged up with brake dust as soon as you put them in.
No matter how conscientious an employer is about H&S, you just have to accept that sometimes unpleasant conditions are unavoidable.
I know what you mean Ice but I really don't think you should just 'grin and bear it'. If you are driving the tube trains for over an hour liek you say then surely there could of done soemthing to that one particular compartment to make it bearable. Could a simple electric fan make some difference?
Failing that how about an ait conditioner for the front and back of the train? It could be small beasue it would only be affecting the one room. I just don't believe that people have to put up with conditions because their employers haven't tried hard enough to help.
