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30 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
Only today my boss was talking to a chair when he realised it wasn't me. We had chatted about something work wise, I was getting bored so went off to talk to somebody else. For 5 minutes he was talking to the chair.

Confused

confused

:? :? Do you look like a chair??
him and his sister are a pair of rockers must be the hair :grin:
He was talking away like he does. I just couldn't be bothered with his ramble so went off. Shows he really takes notice of other people eh?
Hard to answer Johneboy's question. I have short hair (you'll see it on the SH calender) me sis had a bob at the time. We often get mistaken for each other (arse, chest, hips, legs and face) which means either I'm a really attractive girly featured bloke or she's as ugly as sin. rolleyes

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30 Sep 2005

Quote by Ian_Mids

So what are we all up this W/E?

Tomorrow. - (Saturday)
In the morning I'm going subaru impreza racing. Not watching, actually bum in seat being a big kid. thrashing round the track.
If I can sneek away after that, the Amateur Radio rally is at Donnington Park. (somebody keep Dawn occupied with pm's please then she wont notice i'm not here).

You'll have a great time Donnington is, for me, the best track I have ever driven. The Impreza is a good fun, in a safe sort of way, tool for track work.
Ahh this is where I realise that I could have typed a little better.
the problem is that the race track I'm driving on is about 100 miles away from Donnington. - hence the reason I need you lot to keep dawn so busy over the weekend, that way she wont see I've gone.
ian
Ian, how about you get a group of us together, blind fold Dawn, tie her to the bed/couch/table/wall/bath/shower/garden post and let us keep her occupied that way? Who knows, maybe Dawn might be 'glad' you've gone off for the day. :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

Mines called Murphy. biggrin

biggrin

Simply because it is a Robo Cock. lol

lol

30 Sep 2005

Friday I've just finished my 12 hours work so I'm gonna relax and have a beer (or 24). Well you can't just drink a few and your definately can't leave any or they would get lonely.
Work tommorrow but after that I may have to PM Dawn for a few hours.
Sunday. Plan a couple of days near Manchester so I could be taken advantage of by Angel. mmmmmm :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

Only today my boss was talking to a chair when he realised it wasn't me. lol

lol

We had chatted about something work wise, I was getting bored so went off to talk to somebody else. For 5 minutes he was talking to the chair. cool

cool

I always get mistaken for my Dad whenever I answer their phone. What is worrying though is that I often get mistaken for my older sister too. confused

confused

That goes with looks too! sad

sad

I was walking down the street and one of my sisters best mates pulled over in the car and shouted her name. I turned round and they couldn't believe it was me. Still managed to get a lift of her so it wasn't all bad.

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right placeâ€¦ but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: Â£9500

You'll never take me alive, Copper!
Mines not far off Ice Pie's.
Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: Â£9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Except they don't want to take me alive! :shock: I think favouritism played a big part in that sentance.

28 Sep 2005

Mike aren't kidding you either. First search I did came up with:

lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Anybody know if you can literally replace your ankle? I've been plagued with ankle injuries to my ligaments and wouldn't mind a new one. I've asked my mum for a replacement but there's no use taking it back. confused

confused

28 Sep 2005

debz4u has just broken Gmail, so at least that is one thing sorted. wink

wink

28 Sep 2005

You've broken it!!!!!!!! :shock:
Try logging in again from the start page. If it happens again then clear your cache/cookies and try again. I know it can be a pain in the bum but sometimes it helps to start from afresh. If there's a page with the server status on it then have a look there, they might be doing an upgrade/reboot or something hence you can't log on.
Can't really test it myself. Don't have an account and not really wanting one. They are the main reasons why you won't be able to login but they are not the only ones either.

28 Sep 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLUE
Have a fab time you foxy minx.

28 Sep 2005

'Salut'..... ahem.
Ooops, sorry I meant to say hello.
Took me ages to get the timing right for that video. Messed it up half way through though. I was going to do a retake but Missy found out where I lived and was abnging on the front door. Had to leave in a hurry. rolleyes

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<<<<<<<<<<<Likes to take credit for work he has absolute no connection with. wink

wink

27 Sep 2005

Boobs. One F cup and one BB cup. Best of both worlds then. cool

cool

I'm not sure if that would work for the bum though. One cheek really firm, small and Silky to the touch (pardon the pun Silky) while the other could be larger, rounder and more smackable. I think that might be a little scary, but I'll go for that too. 8-)

23 Sep 2005

Thanks for offering. But I think I'm busy that day. innocent

innocent

23 Sep 2005

I spent 30 minutes this morning looking for 'something'. I was going through everything trying to find it. Then it finally twigged on me. I didn't need anything so why on Earth was I looking? dunno

dunno

loon

:loon: :loon:
Great way to waste some time though. You get all worked up. Make mess and you have a good excuse not to tidy up because you were looking for something. innocent

innocent

23 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
only got stella in the fridge :eeek:
Not much of a party going to happen at yours tonight then lol

PARTY
??????
I'm happy with Stella but I think we will have to keep Sharon amused until she realises the alck of drink. Quick everybody do the cancan.

23 Sep 2005

Quote by debz4u
Geeesh, some people are trying to get spme sleep here.
Oooh, sorry didn't know you were welcopming a newbie. Hello Lancyuk, Steve. Welcome to the after hours at Swinging heaven dot co dot uk. Get yourself a beer, while you're at it, get me one too, ta. Tell us about yourself then matey. Why wait till 2am to say hello? :beer:

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must be shy.
wonder if hes in proportion lol

lol

Goes without saying doesn't it. I mean, if he had small feet then wouldn't he fall over a lot? wink

wink

23 Sep 2005

Geeesh, some people are trying to get spme sleep here. rolleyes

rolleyes

Oooh, sorry didn't know you were welcopming a newbie. Hello Lancyuk, Steve. Welcome to the after hours at Swinging heaven dot co dot uk. Get yourself a beer, while you're at it, get me one too, ta. Tell us about yourself then matey. Why wait till 2am to say hello? :beer:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Mrs HC noticed something about me in bed the other night -
she said " god your d*** is absolutely huge now!"
I said "Youre pulling my leg!"

lol

cheers for that one. Made me giggle that did.

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Thanks for your help. We're going with M2PU's Seven Samurai, and Gen Herts Thelma And Louise.
Keep going, please!!
Is just a Â£1 entry thing for my village's PreSchool. There's Â£15 up for grabs, which I'd give back to PreSchool, if I got it.

Sorry Vix, couldn't find anything for CIT except a single reel movie released in the USA called Caught in Tights (1914) wink

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Then again it could be a new release of Debs filming activites called 'Caught on Tape'?
Thought Kinky's Sixth Sense was a good one. Be most likely if its in a quiz community quiz.

21 Sep 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
C.I.T = Cat In T'hat? Title of the recent Jim Carrey film for those up north...

Wasn't it Mike Myers who played Cat in the hat? Or Cat in T'at as you rightly pronounce it.
:doh: Duly edited.
I watched it a couple of nights ago with me mum. There wasn't anything else on the box ok!?

21 Sep 2005

Quote by flapjackboy
C.I.T = Cat In T'hat? Title of the recent Jim Carrey film for those up north...

Wasn't it Mike Myers who played Cat in the hat? Or Cat in T'at as you rightly pronounce it.

21 Sep 2005

Got a few for the S.A.H.
SS could be Smoke Signals (1998)
SS - Seven Days (1998) -Short Film, disregard
SS - Seven Sinners (1940) -Short Film, disregard
I think the full title was Seven samurai 20XX.
S.A.H. could be.....
Sometimes A Hero (2003) - aka Cold Vengeance
She's A He (1930)
Ship A-Hooey (1954)
rolleyes

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I was getting stuck on the SAH so I ended up searching the movie database. Are you in a pub doing a quiz. If so smackbottom

smackbottom

for cheating

21 Sep 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
The Hellfire club I found using goolge is in Cornwall or Brisbane Australia.... can't find one in Londan though... and by all accounts its a BDSM club :dunno: if that helps

I did the google too. There was a hellfire club that was a 'notorious sex den' opened up by the freemasons. I just believe they took the name of the club and it isn't really related to the older reports that I've read.

21 Sep 2005

Happy Birthday Damie.
Have a stiff one on me matey. (Somebody had to say it). rolleyes

rolleyes

:cheers:

20 Sep 2005

Might be a reply to a thread you started earlier or it might be a PM (private message).
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57234.html
Either way :confused2:

20 Sep 2005

Yorkshires definition of doing a search on the internet is owning 5 or more carry pigeons and letting them out at the same time. cool

cool

I must admit I think Sharon_2005's hubby has done a bit of an over kill there. Why four CRT's? Surely four TFT's would suite it. Or maybe one Plasma and one TFT. Rig up the sky box, surround sound and hey presto, you'll have something like mine wink

wink

19 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
If you were born within the york castle walls and married a scotsman, you were allowed to kill him with a bow and arrow as long as it done within the castle walls.
This is on the york dungeon walls, of 'old but laws still in place'
my ex and I used to laugh at it as it applied to us. He was always afraid to go to york with me
When we split up, thought I would get rid of him easier by divorcing him, didn't like taking the risk that the law could be overturned but must admit the thought did cross my mind

You didn't have to marry them to kill them. If your born within the walls you can 'legally' shoot and kill a scots man with a bow and arrow if they are wearing a kilt and are outside the walls. This was to let anybody prevent an invasion on the city by the scots.
Just make sure its a kill with one shot otherwise you'll be looking at charges for grevious bodily harm with intent to kill. ie. attempted murder.

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Bloody Nora, 6'8" :shock:

We know a set of twins one who is 6'9" and the other is 6'10".... :shock:
Shireen
xxx
I bet the taller one calls the other his 'little' brother too. rolleyes

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19 Sep 2005

Quote by teppic
pst.......anybody what to buy some cctv video's..........nudge nudge...wink wink, say no more.....

Already have it Teppic. lol

lol

Came free with the *** newspaper. wink

wink

18 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
try this

once registered you should not receive many calls, anyone that does call, get their name and company and report them to tps as they may get prosecuted if they persist. i've not received any calls since signing up

TPS are actually automatically blocked by autonumber generators. Advertising companies can not legally use the numbers and so must dial them manually or by bypassing the blocks (which in turn would lead to a hefty fine and most probably bankrupt the company).
All telemarketing companies must offer an 'opt out' service. If they do not then they are not 'opt in' companies. These are the ones who would use the automatic dialling machines and by pass the blocks. It is upto you if you want to do business with them, I know I wouldn't.
Hangon, the phones ringing. Be back in a second. rolleyes

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